Does anyone on Sup Forums skateboard

Does anyone on Sup Forums skateboard

No Sup Forums is full of kids who longboard.

Longboards are for posers and hippies

yes
>everyday i wake up get on my skate do a 360 hardflip
>go to college doing kickflips and ollies bc a good foundation is the best way to improve on skating skills
>get to class
>do a inward heelflip into my chair
>bitches mirin
>put on headphones and listen to avril lavignes skaterboy
>teacher comes in, i change the music to my own compilation of sounds i make while i skate at the local skatepark
>feelsgoobman
>classes end
>go back home
>on the way home i usually get pretty cheeky and try some 360 no complies
>see everyone impressed
>pretend not to notice
>get home try some 540 bigflips until bedtime
living the life man

Why is longboarding for posers and hippies?

apparently feeling more comfortable on your ride, not doing jumping tricks, not falling over any small pebble you come across and generally moving faster is for posers and hippies

What exactly are they posing as?

Yeah. I own a skateboard company.

Thats awesome can i see some decks?

Still looks gay and its fuckin gay

No, then you'll know who i am.

Nigga i dont give a fuck who you are i wanna see ya boards

>be me
>25 yr old return college student
>in classes with a bunch of 18-21 yr old little faggots
>bunch of kids on campus longboard
>constantly knocking into other people, wrecking people's shins, or going "wo0o0oaah" as they wobble past others

I want to push these bro-fag little fuckers off of their trendboards so damn badly

Learn to ride the fucking thing before doing it on crowded sidewalks or grow up or at least ride a real skateboard

Do ripstiks count?

the hippies of today arent even hippies, they're just moronic college undergrads in their early 20s copying shit they read about on r/trees

found the longboard faggot

nice bro tank, bud, all of the bitches are watching

>>do a inward heelflip into my chair

being this envious lol

no one is envious of you, boss

you're simply annoying everyone around you by trying to someone you're not, i.e. you're fake as fuck and are a punk

sweet defense mechanism tho

Longboards are for fucking pussies who cant skate

at least try to pretend like you're not trolling
>trying to [be] someone you're not
>fake
>punk
>defense mechanism

leaving things this unspecific isn't going to piss out anyone "boss"

Yes

Why dont you get other trucks and wheels? Sweet decks btw

As in other brands