Shit named after your country

>1. Your country
>2. Shit named after your country/people

1. Portugal
2. Portuguese Man o' War. Never even seen the cunts, but I hear they are feared. I think they are pretty.

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We also call oranges "portakal"

This

This

this

ruthenium

that's from arabic i think?

Can you eat that?

1. Japanese
2. JAV, Japanese Maple, Nihonium, Sea of Japan

amerindians

the bulldog

No, its bc of Portuguese merchants

>1. France
>2. Freedom fries

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This . But it did spread across the Arab world, with a couple extra spots in the Balkans.

I meant, that weren't strictly related to your country.

Yes. They are delicious.

what? what happened to naranja?

the norwegian sea
norway rat
norway spruce
norwegian elkhound
norwegian forest cat

Canadian Bacon
Canadian Goose
Canadian Tire

Also this shit

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Things_named_after_Canada

in english? lots of negative things like dutch disease and dutch courage because we BTFO the english in a couple of wars and they got butthurt

That's also why you called Syphillis the Portuguese disease, because we BTFO you in Africa/Brazil and you got butthurt.

Don't forget Dutch wives and Dutch ovens. :^)

Dutch people are pretty cool though.

American Freedom

makes sense, we're professional orange pickers as well

finnish flick? cant think of others

dutch disease is actually very recent, brainfart
no that was probably because you spread the disease in europe, just guessing

also we won were it actually mattered, in the indian ocean :^)

It's not called Unitedstatesium. That stuff was named after a continent. Find something else instead.

Here's a related pic OP

this super cool doggo

Syphillis was notably called the disease all over Europe.

>also we won were it actually mattered, in the indian ocean :^)
True, but only because unit spamming and Spain fucking us over by getting the same king as us.

sad

There's a joke here about our women being hairy because they can't get Brazilians since 1822.

In Norway we call this a "Finland hood" (Finlandshette) because during the winter war Norwegians would knit them and send them to Finnish soldiers.

Pax Britannica

The period between 1815 & 1915

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Found the South American on vacation.
It was discovered/produced in California, fuck off.

Finnish Line

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finlandization

We don't call that here.

We call it a bicycle kick.

The Equatorial Line kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentine_ant
>According to research published in Insectes Sociaux in 2009, it was discovered that ants from three Argentine ant supercolonies in America, Europe, and Japan, that were previously thought to be separate, were in fact most likely to be genetically related. The three colonies in question were one in Europe, stretching 6,000 km (3,700 mi) along the Mediterranean coast, the "Californian large" colony, stretching 900 km (560 mi) along the coast of California, and a third on the west coast of Japan
>researchers concluded that the three colonies studied actually represented a single global super-colony.[8][9]

>The researchers stated that "enormous extent of this population is paralleled only by human society", and had probably been spread and maintained by human travel.

>tfw your ants are more alpha than you

chalaca

>tfw the argentine ant is more competent than the argentine human

you argentinian ants on Sup Forums stop bullying brazil lmao

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The maghrebiANO misters
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>tfw it's an antlet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_notation

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Bluebottle
Chips
Never heard any of those
Balaclava
Biycycle kick
Ecuador was named after the equator. Not the other way round

1. Zeeland (Netherlands)
2. New Zealand

>1915

Wait, so Pax Britannica was still going on 1 year after WWI started?

This is "Monyet Belanda" (Dutch/Holland monkey)
Turkey the bird are also called "Ayam Belanda" (Dutch/Holland chicken)

We call king beds french beds here
That type of grooved uneven wall a spanish wall
Clogs are japanese (the same word for female japanese)
A buffet table is a sweedish table
Cheap knockof chuck taylors are shanghais (same thing with clogs)
We call that type of choke, like in the weak should gear the strong pic, a spanish collar

We have more instances of calling products by the most famous/first brand to produce it, but can't rmember nation inspired ones now.

I think the only thing named after us is the serbian hound.

only to leave it rottening and filled with muslims
good job

I remember now, tzatziki salad is mostly the greek salad

A salad with mayonnaise, diced pickles, eggs and ham is a russian salad

>Timor Leste with 1m people fended off against a 200m muslim population country in a 20+ years civil war and came out mostly catholic the other side

>they stayed until 5am in the morning to watch Portugal win the Euro and came to the street celebrating

Even our gooks were based

I just got a call guys, but I can't tell you what I said unless I get dubs.

Deliver

It's actually balaclava from crimean city Balaclava

Efficiency.

He said Canada is a useless country with nothing named after it.

Shellac's worst album

I know that's the international word. It's only Norwegians that call it a finland hood.

timor lesteans are fucking based

Danish pastry (which we in turn call Wienerbread)
Grand Danois
???

this

They are called Portuguese Man-o-war because after you run into one you end up with someones urine all over you and you wish you were dead.

You're goddamn right.

Portugiesische Galeere, "Portuguese Galley", in Germany

The King of Waterfowl

We call it "caravela portuguesa" now that I think of it. It means caravel as opposed to a Man o' War which I wouldn't even know how to translate to Portuguese. Nau is carrack and Galeon is Galeão, and I don't know other ships.

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The name proofs how much Portuguese ships and this jellyfish were feared.

American Cheese.
Why anyone would take responsibility for this shit, I don't know.

It took us decades, but we managed to make it without any cheese in it whatsoever.

I heard that it was the sail shape that was closer to our ships than the others, but it is a thing mostly found in India where we were fucking shit up left and right, so maybe.

Unlike the Portuguese and Spaniards, we mostly cared about money when we colonised, not some stupid ideology. And our country turned out the better for it, and so did Indonesia, it's doing much better than Timor Leste, it's GDP per capita is like 3x as high.

Also, Latin America is a massive shithole, so it's not like the Spanish/Portuguese system of convert and fuck the natives actually works..

This is a nigger-free zone. Youre going to have to fuck off.

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Argentinosaurus

only of those looks argentinean though

>Rutabaga has many national and regional names. Rutabaga is the common North American term for the plant. This comes from the old Swedish dialectal word rotabagge, from rot (root) + bagge (short, stumpy object; probably related to bag).[2] In the U.S., the plant is also known as Swedish turnip or yellow turnip.[citation needed] The term swede is used instead of rutabaga in many Commonwealth Nations,

..This led to americium being located right below its twin lanthanide element europium; it was thus by analogy named after the Americas.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americium

I was only pointing out a fact.
And stop being so racist.

Spanish flu
Châteaux en Espagne
Das kommt mir spanisch vor

Based dogo argentino

The French kiss of course !

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there's no translation for man-o-war in portuguese

the closest thing we had to it were the galleons

> use dogs to hunt wild boar
> wild boar munches ones head off
> dogos get disease when biting boar
> boar could have just been shot
> argenigers cant even hunt properly

Nice joke.

> use dogs to hunt wild boar
> wild boar munches ones head off
>dogos get disease when biting boar

This happens when a coconut collector nigger who don't know anything about hunting gets access to internet.

Fitting?

Lol at this entire post. Why do you think we colonized? Just for ideals? Lmao yeah no gold and silver involved
Lol yeah suriname ande those carribean shitholes aren't exactly doing as well either
Also indonesia is not only huge but it occupied and killed east timor no wonder one is doing better than the other
You're doing well because of the hanseatic league and your position in the european continent nothing else to do with colonies. You were just terrible colonists period that's all we're saying