Only those who can get dubs will enter the kingdom of Heaven

Only those who can get dubs will enter the kingdom of Heaven.
Will you?

let's check

nope

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DOWN INTO HELL, SINNER!

Rollin'

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heaven is a construction of the guilty mind

Fuck heaven and fuck you

doubtful

i dun need dubs il just sneak in

>God's pal

No

will i?

Check these quads bitch, I'll be replacing Jesus at God's right hand.

Rollin, nigger!!!

Fuck no

plz let me in

all of us are going to hell O_O

Gods not real.

Pls don't let me boil alive in excrement oh merciful Jehovah

Let me back in!

Good job, Lucifer!

Is it too late to repent?

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FOR THE GRACE AND THE MIGHT OF THE LORD

I hope.

DAMMIT

Fuck Heaven , glory to Satan and his dark minions.

Holy fuck, how come only the fucking Devil has managed to get dubs??

well now

>those double dubs

Prayers

I'm perverted. My main fetish is rubbing my penis in a woman's penis. the clitoris. and the clitoris feels much more pleasure than a penis say the bad tongues and giving more pleasure than receiving is incredibly exciting. woman has clitoris pussy vagina urethra asshole small lips big lips hood of the clitoris, the complete package. and I do not have a woman for me, sex with me is rare. I blow too much punch instead of sex. I'm a man. and it is so wrong this, woman have penis, the clitoris in the case, and I want to rub my penis in a delicious clitoris, I feel gay. and I can not let a woman stick her clit in my asshole, as some men have already let, there is even videos. I do not know what to do. I'm dying of horny...

>wubbalubbadubdub

Off to heaven you go.

hells way better tbh
thats all where all the cool kids hang out

Sex lol

Aww shiet

Fuck heaven

:c

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Satan get

Ouch

Course

What kind of question is that OP?!

Here's your head

so even the pope can't get into heaven?

nobody is going to heaven bro

What's in it for me

Yeah I have a deal

praise jeebus

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Rell

Holy fuck 3 in a row

Connecting, one moment please.

Of course

Not by works, but by grace.

Jesus these people are holy

You fucked up though

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You lie, you heathen, I'm going to heaven by faith

Checkem

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

I have found salvation

With Sup Forums as my witness

lol

Heaven is just a consolation prize for the mortal