I've got $300 in cash, should I order an escort

I've got $300 in cash, should I order an escort

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No, you could buy a gun and KYS with that money.

I just want someone to hold tonight

Buy some cheap wine and find a fat bitch on tinder,You'll still have $280 left

I'm not old enough and deleted my tinder account. I'm also unattractive.

Get someone to buy the wine for you, im not really attractive either but theres always someone willing to suck it

yeah do it and post pics of when she arrives. i want to see what you get for $300

Backpage or Craiglist?

Depends on country and city, I've seen some nice girls on backpage/cl here in canada for $150/hr

backpage. everything craigslist is guaranteed to be fake. backpage is maybe 50% chance of fake shit like the photos of the girls are just pics ripped from google image search

I don't want to get arrested either

you won't. now order the hottest girl you can find for $300 and post photos of who arrives.

Services or relationship?

Try CityVibe

relationship

Is that better?

yeah. see this girl is on backpage in my city and reverse image search hits on it. total bullshit. who knows what happens when you call the number.

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if your bored why not? beats jacking off

Punch drunk love perhaps?

you'll only get a cheap chubby bitch or older woman. it won't be great, but it's better than nothing.

I've banged at a massage place. I've always wanted to order an escort

I found a girl I like, now what?

Bump

I have the girl's number, now what