Me on the close left edition
/brit/
Could begin studying for my exam happening in 40 hours
Orrrr *sound of belt being undone followed by furious grunting and clanking*
why is France so poetic?
Struggling to understand how someone presumably spent numerous hours conceiving, drawing and colouring this image and still think it funny enough to publish
hmmmmm
...
just waiting for owt to 'dora
why don't you have a gf?
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAAAARRRRR
dont mess with me sunshine x
I do
she's fat
and cute
>just waiting for owt to 'dora
Any reason I should not buy these glasses?
i thought it was funny enough to save and repost
The nogs would probably just capture a pitbull for the use of its flesh in their heathen voodoo rituals
beard is finally starting to fill out on cheeks
It's about time
BUT IN THE END - IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>just waiting for owt to 'dora
Why do I get tons of matches on Tinder but barely any on Badoo?
>nogs
We're all in here you mongs
Nice kissing - DFK, Fresh smelling pussy, likes gentle boob action, limited fingering, good reverse oral. Not got a huge mouth so DT not really great. Deffo no anal action, finger or otherwise. Reverse rimming acceptable. Good missionary, cowgirl. No fake howling or 'yeah baby', just genuine moans and groans at the right time. Good GFE generally.
No clock watching. Shot after 45 mins but lot of cuddling and talking crap that went well over the hour. Nice girl, very honest and forthright on mistakes she'd made in her life.
Heavy smoker and formally drug user - claims to be going clean, not under influence during punt.
can't wear glasses because my nose is crooked which makes my glasses crooked lol
doubt it, they didn't have any weapons, you really think they're going to get involved with a dog? the few that were stupid enough to stick around would get merked
no we aren't
fucking neck yourself
>The nogs would probably just capture a pitbull for the use of its flesh in their heathen voodoo rituals
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>We're all in here you mongs
not opening that webm because you are all reacting to negatively to it
what happens?
do rapscallions attack a dog?
they're girls glasses
(though if you're a girl I suppose it's okay)
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>>We're all in here you mongs
NOO!! THIS CANT BE!
IT WAS HER TURN!
I PRAYED TO KEK AND MEME MAGIC BUT IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING, WHY!
i'm ugly, autistic and an alcoholic loser
absolute state of this post
Lmao imagine spending four years in college studying science, and then another four years in med school, and a full five years of surgical residency or fellowship after that just to end up fashioning facsimile vaginas out of the genitals of male mental patients.
>i'm ugly, autistic and an alcoholic loser
>expecting the french to do something right
>why yes, I most certainly do use the so-called Sup Forums x
chug it and leave
le pen never stood a chance
I predicted this ages ago
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>We're all in here you mongs
>le pen never stood a chance
>I predicted this ages ago
macron never stood a chance
I predicted this ages ago
>what are those bottom right hand and bottom middle flags
jersey and guernsey you fool
I just adjust the glasses, it hurts but it works
Tranny actually
probably tell him that's not what i ordered
nice try rorke
Poleaboo is having a conversation with himself
That's why his first post was missing his trip, he was doing in the last thread as well
Sad case
>you fool
Isn't macron winning though
youtube.com
would certainly show this one the meaning of the phrase "meat injection"
The globalists are sticking together. They realise that there is a new movement across the West fighting for national democrac
STILL in need of a Tim 'dora
No they're not I wear these
very hungary
> (redditspace)
>STILL in need of a Tim 'dora
exam in 15 hours
>1393695128922.gif
LE POO IS FINISHED
RORKE BTFO
HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE STOOD A CHANCE AHAHAHA BASED FUCKING MACRON
>STILL in need of a Tim 'dora
always thought it was viva le france
Actually they are
Yours might be a little different
Gonna order a chinky lads, but I never, ever order Chinese so need some suggestions.
chinese curry
No they're not they're just ordinary glasses you fucker
viva is spanish
ah yes
not long now until I have to start thinking about going to bed
then it's a short sleep then I'll be up at 7 am for work
>Why no, I do not need cropping features on MS Paint!
trannymer hupaki the asian stalker (who is a man) is actually talking to himself
this is so funny its given me whooping cough
Char Siu Chow Mein and some ribs.
A plastic surgeon had to invent this procedure lmao think about that. Ben Carson invented procedures for performing neurosurgical operations on unborn babies. This guy invented a procedure for sculpting a neo-labia out of your bollocks haha
a bigmac
Tic-toc
Tic-toc
Tic-toc
Down goes your life's clock, wagie. Mrs Nosestein really needs that mink coat, be a good boy and show up early tomorrow
Revolting picture of this marcus hausen clown
>globalists using GMT when it's BST
always confuses me
>Amazing how the level of serfdom in the UK is actively encouraged by the serfs themselves.
>Put simply, if you're a patriot you're a fucking loser.
>Being comforted by the presence of a gold throne and being naturally subservient is not something to be proud of.
Le pen will be around for the next election. Macron will have to make some serious changes to France if he wants to secure their next election.
want to gain some weight lads
whatever you get, get prawn toast and prawn crackers on the side
First exit poll has macron at 52%
god sex is disgusting
3spooky5me
They're filed under thee women's section
What's funnier is you invading a thread meant for people on the other side of the world
Exam tomorrow lads
might go to bed soon, wish me luck
ugly
no friends
unemployed
short
skinny fat
autistic personality
phimo's bulbous eyes proper creep me out
looks like Stephen Merchant
always get a good giggle when I hear people using Sup Forums meme lingo irl or on youtube/twitter etc
sargon's twitter is literally just like browsing /brit/ at this point. he doesn't even try to hide it anymore
need the toilet
projection at 7pm, nice try ahmed
Real eyes
Realize
Real lies
>tfw 5'6 and built like a Chinese fashion blogger
rasheeds trying to milk the french election that nobody cares about because he's about to get BTFO yet again on June 8th
France will be renamed North Algeria by 2020, screencap this post
I think you need to get out more, you sad potatonigger freak
going to get this procedure done without anesthesia
a poetic end to my bollocks