I FUCKED UP MY Sup ForumsROS

I FUCKED UP MY Sup ForumsROS

HOLY SHIT

Listen, I think I got a German girl pregnant during my trip to Europe. We were having a good time, everything was sweet and she was a QT3.14, but now she's texting me on Facebook saying she has stomach cramps and stuff and her periods late. Like... aw shit dude.

If I get a girl who's not American pregnant, am I liable for child support??

I can't be, right? Oh shit guys, I'm not gonna be able to pay this shit if I have to! Holy shit guys, what do I do????????????

Block her

Sounds to me like you contracted AIDS while in Germany. You're fucked OP

>having contact after sex

dumbass

Germany is still Weimar Germany.

IS THAT NOT NORMAL???

I thought it was dude! It's not like I'm some major chad!
I'm average at best, she was way above my league!
PLUS she was studying medicine, she's in med
school as we speak! I mean, would you want to
keep a hot german doctor lady in your friends list?

>having social media

dumbass

Dude, you are fucked if she is pregnant. There will be no way out of this. Even if you don't have to pay child support. You are going to live with the fact you a father who abandoned his own child for the rest of your life. Btw here is a fucking tip.... Always wear fucking protection you fucking moron...

at least your baby mama is a german doctor and not a homeless hippie

She was a virgin when I met her!
Unless her mom had AIDS and she contracted
it during breastfeeding, I doubt that's the case

>marry her
>move to germany
>find a better job
>profit

pfft, She'll be fine.

You think unwed mothers get a ton of free shit here? Just look up what it's like for them in Europe. Government takes care of everything.

Just block her and enjoy the fact you colonized another continent with your DNA.

>I can't be, right? Oh shit guys, I'm not gonna be able to pay this shit if I have to! Holy shit guys, what do I do
Yeah you can.
Just man up and be a father. Move there and start the next chapter of your life.
People's life stories begin in different ways, yours began like this.
All the girls you know back home will think of you as the one that got away (and you'll probably be lucky to have gotten away from them too, lol). Seriously, be a fuckiing man and do what's right. It's like an old WWII story.

Are you at least not a nigger immigrant? I don't like the feeling that a nigga been in tha girls hole before and I am into girls with some brain

>Germany is still Weimar Germany.

happens when you get occupied by the most disgsting country on earth

You have to take your responsibilities !

not if he doesn't abandon the kid, dipshit.

Post a pic of said German girl, so we can get a better idea of what's going on. And don't you dare be a faggot OP and say you have no pictures, you already mentioned that she has Facebook.

americans have destroyed cut dicks, they are a magic barrier against aids

>I can't be, right? Oh shit guys, I'm not gonna be able to pay this shit if I have to! Holy shit guys, what do I do????????????

stop being a nigger

this
all my alt accounts are used for pure fucking with people not one in my true name
if something goes sour I delete and start over

first of all op, post pics of her

but what if I.....
DON'T FUCKING SPEAK GERMAN??

No offense intended. I'm just nervous...

virgin idiot detected

no, don't make him feel bad, he fucked some whore and she got pregnant, not his problem.
If he would have a family and said fuck you, you'll be alone with the kid, then yes, he would be the bad guy.
A woman needs to be chosen carefully, so that the child can have a good example, not a whore who fucked an american.
She should abort it or make the child living hell with her way of thinking and OP should have no part of it, there's nothing to save.

>have no free speech
>have no guns
>bail out Greece 3000 times
>get blown up by muslims

Are you at least white?

You don't want your attractive german babymomma to teach you german?

Dude, trade places with me. Fuck you.

move her here to USA?
or send her 300$ for your half of the abortion

>No offense intended. I'm just nervous...

you're a disgusting, immature subhuman piece of shit, probably not white

that child should be aborted, and you should be castrated

Can't she abort it? I mean if it's not too late then it's a perfectly viable option .

You selfish, irresponsible prick.

explain how I'm wrong

If it's a cute german girl studying to become a doctor, why the fuck wouldn't you want to keep in touch and work it out?

Yo bro, come on, let's be real here
She knows about Sup Forums and Sup Forums and shit, what
makes you think she won't find out about this thread?
Luckily there are 85 Million people in Germany and
330 Mil in the U.S., making us stay pretty anonymous
Y'all think this is a game?
I'm worried here!!
She finds out that I'm thinking of skipping out
She may have the baby in the states!
Then I'd 100% have to pay child support
And there goes my dream of being a successful
entrepreneur!

don't be a nigger and step up

>You don't want your attractive german babymomma to teach you german?

a creature like that is in no way better than a rapefugee, he isn't wanted in Europe; also deport that slut

fucking low IQ scum

get outside more,
He had a one night stand with some WWII rapebaby slut he picked up, now she got pregnant and he needs to take responsibility?
What responsibility?
He will now ruin his life, the girl will ruin hers, only that they could raise a child they both are not mentally and financially ready for and maybe they won't get along and are completely different people.
whew lads, you should make a book on advice.

Are you a nigger or not? If yes, the race mixing slut deserves it. And DON'T move to Germany! Stay where the fuck you are.

Half white, half Pablo Escobar

My buddy learned German because he was going to spend 6 months there. He learned enough from October to February that he not only got a gf (now fiance) but got offered a full-time position in the company that was hiring the company he went there to work for.
tl,dr: you can learn German, my n=bud did and now his life is better than mine

bonus for me, I get to go to Berlin for the wedding, staying free at their place for 2 weeks while they honeymoon

can you elaborate on "the one that got away"? this part is very interesting...

Dude you need to stop fucking freaking out. You don't even know if she's fucking pregnant yet. Maybe she ate a bad bratwurst and got a stomach ache. Also, you asked for our advice. I'm not asking for a damn catalog of all her info, just a simple fucking pic so we can make an educated decision.

>If it's a cute german girl studying to become a doctor

you need to have excellent grades to do that and she's evidently dumb as fuck given that she dowsn't know how to have sex and was attracted to a manchild like you

she should report you to the police and claim that you raped her

Woman detected

your advice is chilish and irresponsible.
you're the type of dick who makes Millennials look like selfish babies, not men.

degenerate race-mixed american trash

the cancer that has been murdering the white race at least since the civil war

Get your laderhosen ironed bitch you be Olafs father know.

>He learned enough from October to February that he not only got a gf (now fiance) but got offered a full-time position in the company that was hiring the company he went there to work for.

He will die soon

Hey man, I'm not too shabby looking myself.
If you were a girl and you saw a well-dressed foreign guy wouldn't you be at least a little interested?
Also, we WORE protection! Everything should have been alright! I hope that this is just some bad sauerkraut or some shit she ate!

Germans have free speech. What will happen in the us, when tell a dirty joke to a co-worker? Or call her a slut? We have to much social restrictions in the us.
I moved from Leesburg to Germany, best think that happend to me.

So I raw dogged a Canadian girl about a dozen times when I was there and she always said she was on the pill, so if she got pregnant hypothetically would I have to help?

Shes not pregnant... don't worry. You are being overly paranoid.

Right, so no matter what OP does, if she knows his name, he's on the hook, the EU and the US has mutual agreements on enforcing economical sanctions in which child support is included. So have fun getting your paycheck garnered if youre gonna be a bitch about it OP

>fucktour through europe
>impregnate them all
>get friends on Facebook with them all
>muhhhh dick

here take your fedora and go back in the cellar

This is why all immigration should be illegal.

Total cancer, human trash. Death penalty. Doesn't matter. Either the Muslims or the Nazis will kill them off.

Hey man, that hurts! I didn't ask my dad to like a latina girl! Shit happens!

At least I'm bilingual, right?

Then kill yourself race traitor

I wish i am you cause i wanna immigrate to Europe, Germany from hell east asia

If she's a future doctor and a qt3.14 way above your league, why don't you try to convince her that you can stay together and be a family? She will earn good amounts of money when she's finished and the child probably has great genes. This is your chance, OP! Move to Germany and secure yourself an awesome life!

As fun as that would be, I don't think you understand what I'm facing here!
This could potentially change the lives of two people across thousands of miles in a radical way! I don't want to go to Germany, she's told me she doesn't want to live here, I'm in a really tough position!

This, post a picture fuckface. She won't know.

I once fucked a girl without a condom, I didn't cum inside her and I pulled out. She got real clingy real fast and was calling me and sending me messages all the time. After a while of ignoring her she sent me a message telling me that her period was late and that she might be pregnant.

Bitch was a fucking psycho so I blocked her. Turned out she wasn't pregnant.

being a father and starting a family is "ruinging your life"

You'd only say that if you were they type that believes in fairytale romances and shit. The fact is, you and your wife can come together for whatever reason - if it's "love at first sight" or an arraged marriage it doesn't fucking matter, because what gets you through they years is being there for each other and staying true, not some bullshit Hollywood idea of hurr durr muh soul mate. These two have started their relationship, and he has to be man enought to make it whole. It'll be different for him at first, but it is for everyone. And he'll feell like a real man his whole life - and think of the sense of responsibility kids would have, looking up to a man like that as their dad.

Even Abdul is usually able to speak a few sentences of German after one year. When even Abdul can do it, you can too.

Americans are the greatest, most degenerate trash on the globe.

The only purposes of their country, the trash bin of Europe, are race-mixing and infecting Europe with degeneracy.

Never let them in.

Do the paternity test.
If you are the father, cowboy up and be a man.
Think about it, do you want your son or daughter raised by some other dude?
What if he treats her like shit along with your kid?
Do the right thing and don't worry about the future, many little worries will take care of themselves. Just put one foot in front of the other and keep moving forward.

Yes
Considering how liberal germany is now you're definitely on the line for money and shit. Better move to Germany and learn your deutsche/arabic for future proofing.

Lol, she probably got pregnant from Jamal or Ahmed.

they'll assume that they weren't good enough. You'll be "that guy". The guy who went abroad for a brief holiday or whatever, but found a woman who offered more than they ever could, stayed and raised a family and lived a life more exotic and cool than they could even imagine (even if your life is ordinary there). They'll know they weren't worthy of you, and your legend will grow among them. Every time they hear news about you they'll wish they'd been enough for you.

Fucking fine

Just don't save this shit man
I'm fucking worrying my ass off here

One week to go to the federal election, make sure to make your cross at the right spot.

Our country is the brothel of the world, the greatest rubbish of all countries rapes it.

A beast like OP should be hunted to the ends of the earth and tortured to death; and, frankly, the slut who whored herself out to a stranger who acts like a negro cliche belongs in a reeducation camp.

>I mean, would you want to
>keep a hot german doctor lady in your friends list?
yes, but I'd want her as my wife, and I'd prefer her to be sitting in my lap than on my fucking friend's list. wtf is wrong with you? life handed you a gift and you don't see that??

so my friend. if this is all a real story. then you probably fucked up. but as long as you don't accept the fatherhood and she don't have the money to get an DNA test you are safe. But when she made up a believable story than the German state can order a DNA test. after that you are really fucked because then you have to pay for all this shit to.

>working in the right places in Germany to know that shit
>lurking on Sup Forums just for teen tits

I know I know I'm fucked up but hey you folks are here to

Man do you not have your own goals and aspirations that you want to pursue?
I'm trying to get rich here! And one of the easiest places to do it is in the United States, and most definitely not Germany

Filthy Americans carry the HI virus around like a badge of honor (they have nothing else)

and let me guess you're the betacuck beside her... LOL

which one?

Move back to Germany, support the 4th Reich, remove kebab, make a better future for the world.

I highly doubt I'm part of THAT 1% lol

no breasts... shes not fertile enough op... dont worry.

beths not german name

I do know what you're talking about. Have kinda lived the same situation with an european woman. For my luck she wasn't preggo but still I took the chance to go with her and live my own adventure.

Turns out it sucks in some ways and it's awesome in some others.

Pros:

-Awesome style of life (you can be anything you want to be, you have tools and means to become a better "you")

-Awesome health care
-Awesome food quality, believe me, it has an interesting impact on your health and the time span of your body, you will age better!

Cons:

-Solitude. You do have someone to be with you, but connecting 2 people of different backgrounds and interests is a shoot in the dark, it will work for mostly 4 months, but after that, get ready to get involved in a medium of no humanity or social contact. At least not the one that you are used to. No family, no friends, no moral support, just you vs the new world.

-I need to scream but I don't have a mouth... Have you fucking tried speaking French? it's a living nightmare. Not being able to express yourself over the most simple things it's a stress that weights heavy upon your psyche. You will be a mute for at least 6 months.

- All the things and people that you left behind will start a poisonous effect in you. You will be depressed and your health will fall for a while. (at least 6 months). Suicide thoughts, and wanting to fucking run away will become apparent.

It's a heave trap mate, when at the fucking top of it, you will be a dad in a country that's not yours, with a woman that's not in love with you and in a culture that you don't fucking understand.

My advice. Think this through. Honestly, I do get the run away phase every now and then, but I'm getting better... been out for a little more than a year.

Good luck if you are doing the hero's trip...
Equip yourself properly, get some money going and fortify your mind and heart.
All will be putted to test in their own time.

The blonde one up front
I think that's her cousin, I never met him

of course
man up

hear hear

It's really not too hard of a language to learn. Hardest part for me is just knowing which nouns are masculine vs feminine. Unlike Spanish there's really no way to tell just by looking, you just sorta have to know

The founding of America is one of the greatest tragedies in human history, together with the fall of Constantinople.

That moment when you instantly recognise a german by his inability to correctly use "when" and "if" due to the fuck up called "german".
OP: stay the fuck in the states. Germany has become a socialist hell overrun by sandnigors.

How long was the gap between when you had sex and when u got the text theirs no way the baby could have formed in a few weeks she could just sensitive to sex idk

I take this in a "very to heart mode" you seem like a guy who's been there and done this.

If I can bother you one last time user, can you tell me your story on this one? did you do this? how's the psyche of the ones affected?

If not. I honestly thank you for your time and attention.

There should be a public online database for trash like these people - both of them.

Nice to meet a fellow troll

be a fucking man.
Germany is cool as shit, and you'll have enough money to bring the fam to America whenever you want.
What exactly are you hanging onto here? This is your chance to have a good life and you sound like you're ready to turn it into a shame you'll carry forever.

Why does this good shit always happen to assholes?

>i don't wanna move to germany
you sound like a little bitch

Great job, a coward bastard spreading his bastard DNA.

I would disown my daughter for collecting filth like that.

Man up get job marry german hotty save aryan race... u are white right?

>beths not german name
It's short for Elizabeth, but she's named after her mom so they shortened it that way for some reason
I told her "Liz" sounds better, but I don't make the rules man

Text here back the following instructions:

1) Buy a hose. approx 0.5 / 1 meter
2) Insert said hose in ass.
3) insert other side of hose in vagina.
4) Fart and gas the unborn child. (Germans are good with gassing people anyway)
5) ...
6) Profit!

Wear condom next time!

>I come from Alabama.
>Ich komme aus Alabama.
It°s not like you are learning moonspeak, burgerbro. Also you are native english speaker, you can probably teach english. there is always demand for peeps speaking with kids instead of memorizing carusel.

This is the right idea! Hell, I'll let you know she might not even be pregnant! And if she's a decent person, this is good!! she wants some more bits of you??????

You either man up if she's worth it or continue with your trip and get back home like nothing ever happened. Faggot.

I remember reading posts on Sup Forums by an American who now lives in Poland.

No place is safe; like vermin they are everywhere, poisoning the gene pool with their tiny, circumcised dicks.

Ha die kenn ich, du bist so gefickt OP