Hey, I have to run to the bathroom real quick. Can you hold my chocolate milk?

Hey, I have to run to the bathroom real quick. Can you hold my chocolate milk?

Don't you fucking dare

DONT DO IT

Sure.

Kay *holds cup*

Quick, let's make it spicier! Someone snap this off and put it in.

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Sure :)

YOU MONSTER

>shakes it out at the end
MODS

FUCK sorry OP I tried my best

Is this a gore thread?

Nobody better reply to this post

okay

Nobody better post in this thread:

I prefer reg'lar

I'll spill that chocolate milk over your head, cunt

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Sry

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I should get this for my gf

suuuure... your 'gf'

Excuse me? I'll have you know I'm trained in the arts of finding a woman, and I've been involved in numerous secret panty raids, and I have over 300 confirmed bedpost notches

Hey guys it's okay I went to the shop and bought more!

based lad

It's not the same

Yeah sure

haha if u leave your choco milk with me it is getting dranken

t. professional supervillain

Racist

I want to punch your little head in. I'll have you know I walked uphill both ways to that shop and bought the best chocolate milk straight from the cow's udders.

>Racist
Like it's a bad thing

Watch yo profanity.

>milk from cow's udders.
Fucking eww. Fuck's wrong with you sick bastard.

>>Racist
>Like it's a bad thing
Spoken like something too dull to imagine what being targeted itself for its 'race' would feel like.

I was raised in a nunnery where we where fucking taught not to fucking swear to people you fucking cunt.

I'm fucking sorry. My fucking bad. No fucking offence meant

Jokes aside, I do. I'm from South Africa. That's why I am a racist.

>*has burning tire slung around his neck*

That's why I am a racist

Do you slot floppies in your spare time, china?

Spiderman

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When there's nothing on TV

Lekker