ITT: confused gays

ITT: confused gays

I am not confused, can I still be here?

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no

Well that's just too bad for you all then.

does it matter what I am confused about?

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To any confused gays what are you confused about?

Why did game freak decide to make incineroar's crotch a spot you can rub that makes it like you more? Did they do that specifically for furries and/or perverts?

I like boys.

I didn't get back to you due to closing the store, but the cops around here use beer run for when someone shoplifts beer and runs with it.

Everybody here likes boys. Unless you mean little boys, in which case I don't like them. They're gross, loud, and they always smell like they've gotten into the trash. Children are horrendous little monsters and I'd prefer them to be not near me.

That's gay.

Maybe.

not at all

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I also like gay.

Too bad if the answer is no.

I don't understand.

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oooohhhhh okay. Well shit that sucks I know how that feels homeless people shoplift stuff from sears all the time here. One dude stole like 500 dollars worth of purses from Ross one day. That same guy is banned from the mall, we call security constantly on him.

I don't understand why you keep denying being a pedophile.

I don't understand your insistence on wanting to be near walking disease factories.

I'll gay you.

Says the guy who keeps posting talentless hacks in a gay fag thread.

Yes pls.

Says the guy that thinks porn is a worthwhile endeavor.

how can I be gay if I only like cubs?

"Am I gay if I suck my girlfriends penis? She's trans"

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I mean, since she's also a he I guess it's only half gay?

>also

fuck, why do I keep mistaking trans and tranny? Also either way, the answer is yes in this case because you are sucking dick.

its NOT GAY
GIRLS DO IT TOO

but it's a guy sucking dick

its not gay its the straightest thing you can do, because you know when the dick is erect it goes straight so its straight aight? aight.

Its only gay when Matty does it.

Nobody is as confused as a dragon once you start tickling his butthole.

so then getting fucked by a dude isn't gay if your laying down because while your laying down your back is straight.

You hella know i like the gayest shit

hell yeah its straight so its aight.

trust me im a professional

Goodnight, faggots.

well I guess I have to take your word for it if your a professional.

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yeah i am, i have a degree and everything

Gay shit?

Aw man pussy is go great, heh, right guys?

is it okay if I see the degree?

my scanner is kinda broken so this is the best pic i got of it

Not a bad thread, if I do say so myself.

Does shock count as confusion?

(not even sure if he is gay, but I guess if he keeps his erection while the little brat is squeezing his nuts, then he is)

Seems pretty legit.

that seems pretty legit! I gotta get to bed though, night everyone!

jfc that's one stretchy scrote

He will be very confused in a second.

he will be very pleased a few minutes later

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I'm just gay. Am i welcome?

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I think so

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Wooo. Put it in my butt.

moar big, nicely presented butts?

post butts

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butts?

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Like?

yes! butts!

Loooove lambent

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nah, furry butts!
where's the fun on a butt that has no tail to grab and hold on while riding it?

requesting butts with big, fluffy tails!

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butts?

that's what I'm talking about!

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I wish someone could draw me as a furry :p

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ayyyyy

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you look so slender, with that body you could pass as a flat-chested female

I'm not gay irl, but hnnng DAT ASS O_O

both of those are me :D And thanks :) I have to shave my body to look like that though haha

if you wore a girly dress I'd totally fuck you in the butt

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Sure :) I really want to be drawn as a furry now lol

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Butts, you say? I have many of those saved.

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