Walk into a bar, see this, what do you do?

Walk into a bar, see this, what do you do?

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Slip her a mickey and rape

spin a full 720 degrees and moonwalk away

>Slip her a mickey
a what?

Ask her why she's staring at me.

Wonder what I'm doing in a bar as I am not 21, proceed to go home and call my drug dealer to buy me liqour and drink alone, crying

I don't think I would give her a second look, she is not very attractive!!!

Chill with the lonely dude on the couch

Point out that that's my seat

continue doing what i was doing in the first place and prob see lots of other people and even then continue with my life.
Stop doing these threads as they are as good as log threads.

Spin a full 1440 degrees and punish it with my boner
> Brutal anal intercourse for the next 4hours

tell her that truth is a concept, and therefore doesn't exist, that her entire perception of reality is merely an idea based on impressions of light and sound waves combined with a structural and taught nexus of neurons re-telling her a narrative that is utterly confined to her own expectations of what she believes is perception -and therefore, ultimately, existence.

all existence is a lie, she doesn't exist.

.. then I'll order a tall glass of milk and go sit in a corner.

*adjusts black bow tie*

nothing personal.

faggot

ewww, she is brown

Tell her I'm a porn producer and she could make lots of money if she worked for my studio

Sit down next to her and in a semi loud voice say to the bartender "I'd like a Beaver shot no make that a double"...then turn towards her and say "hi my friends call me big dick what's your name"

Offer her money to let me kiss her feet. I wish I was joking

Sue's such a slut she has to dress like that in a normal bar like a weird person. FUck her.

Pull her shirt down

Ask how much she charges per hour.

You have google right?

Go home and start a Sup Forums thread claiming I fucked her, when all I did was masturbate to a 5 minute porn compilation of her being railed by the same white guy

Sit down and have a fucking drink.
I came to the bar to get drunk.

Sit at the far end and occasionally cast a glance at her just as she looks in my direction in hopes she'll come over and talk to me.

Commit the most violent of public rapes

Do a 360 then pull her top down and throw feces at her tits.

Fucking slay the saracen

Ask her why she let her plastic surgeon fuck up her nipples so fucking horribly.

Buy her a drink.
Best case, start up a conversation.
Worst case, she comes over indignant and assuming I expect anything, to which I inform her it was actually a thank you, and that she knows what for.

Say ''Hello'' and go from there.

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Ask to see her big boobies

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heres the bit where you show us what a decent women looks like and we just laugh at you

yes, and guess what I get when googling "mickey"?

hint, I get Mickey Mouse.

ask her if she has penis

he looks like a pretty cool dude.

link plox

I'd wonder why she's fanning her red infected pussy in a public place

>probably sucked a cock while typing this

This is bait, rite?
Or are you really 12?

and the ugly people losers try to trap me ugly way so ill tell there secrets and the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and cheats and smell worse then dog shit and try to hurt the ugly popular people ugly way to be better then ugly popular people ugly way so fuck this shit socitey cause the ugly people losers try to be better then ugly popular people ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody and take anything and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is able to cheat

Nothing. She's an overrated sandnigger with fake tits

ffs man just tell me what a mickey is.. I mean, I know roofies sure, but mickey? what's mickey?

She was only in porn for 3 months...

fucking retarded. But why did I laugh at this?

Why did she fuck up her tits so badly? She'd be a 10/10 otherwise but I can't even get it up looking at her porn because of that.

bring in the film crew

the google definition of a mickey is:
is a faggot

Order a bottle of water, I can't stand alcohol

Who are she?

This bitch isn't even that hot

>Why did she fuck up her tits so badly? She'd be a 10/10 otherwise

gross

mia thread?

>Ask myself why she so close to bar front door.
>ask myself why mia khalifa is in a bar I mean hookups without profit??
>proceed to go inside and check beverages
>drink my stuff whilst checking out how many cucks try to approach mia like "Hey I know you"

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i would try to dodge her nose

pajeet made a decent trap back in the day

"show bobs"
"open shirt"
"send pichar of vagana"

>ask her how many guys she's fucked
>ask her what's the biggest dick she saw
>ask her to compare me
>ask if I can eat her asshole

Any rare pic of her? Like rimming or anal?

because I'm a retard, brah. Retards are funny.
no srsl just tell me bewh

>definition of a mickey
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mickey
>a Canadian term

.. wait a minute.

A
FUCKING
LEAF

her name was Paulina Robertson

Order a drink and ignore her. She looks like an ugly hooker.

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Say "that had to hurt", then laugh or help her off the ground.

Take her to the bathroom and hit it raw. Cum inside her

offers to pay her nose job

I would start by telling her how bad her boob job is, then turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Fucking this
I would too bro

Nothing, as i would never go to a bar. That kind of establishment is below me.

Ask her if she has a younger sister around 12 or 13 years old.

And Sup Forums isn't?

Do a 360 and walk away from her.

You have to buy booze from a drug dealer? What the fuck is wrong with america? Land of the free?!! My bollocks!
I've been regularly drinking in pubs at the weekend since I was 14.

Google Mickey Finn. It's Cockney rhyming slang..

>Praise allah that I always carry chloroform.
>Kidnap in burlap sack.
>Much secks.

>3 exclamation marks!
Only boomer dumbfucks type like this.

Being THIS gay.

Realistically,
strike out pretty hard

All good, she only fucks niggers

>Wave at Frank on the couch
>Signal if he needs a drink
>get a beer and a queer n tonic for Frank
>wonder why chick in yellow shorts keep staring
>bring drinks over to my mate and continue to hear stories of how much cum hes farted today
>rest of the lads show up
>continue to get on it, sit with back to the chick who keeps creepily staring

roofie or other date rape drug

>also wonder why frank is drinking water when he already has a glass of water

ask a blowjob

It's Mia Khalifa is that supposed to be special

walk away from the shitskin

Ask her how for a picture. I'm too beta to hit a on her.

The gayest thing about this is that you took the time to write it

Point and laugh at the faggot in the background sipping his drink through a straw.

Call housekeeping to see if any curtain tassels are missing

Turn 360 degrees and run

I'm imagining you doing that, you have no idea how retarded you look. You also giggle like a girl.

It's a bar, not a hotel

ignore her and her disgusting nipples and false god

"Tu quiero tarjeta verde?"