/MWNN/ - formerly /cric/

India 189 & 274 v Australia 276 & 112 (35.4 ov, target 188) India won by 75 runs

Sri Lanka 321/4 (88 ov) v Bangladesh

New Zealand v South Africa (11:00 local | 22:00 GMT -1d | 09:00 AEDT | 08:30 ACDT | 06:00 AWST)

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1st for 1-1

Big Boy Straff

>straffo's pinned tweet from Jan 26 still has no retweets, likes, or replies from someone other than himself

Bad Boy Straff

Almost feel bad for him

Australia will tie the series

cheeky 2-1 win imho

>there are people out there not following this lad
Genuinely don't understand this

>aus/sp/ celebrities
cringeworthy uezs

We're having thunderstorm here in Bangalore right now. Thank God match got over

B R A I N F A D E
O
Y
S

why are Aussies such cheats lads? is it because of the convict blood?

just woke up

straffoMONSTER

Haha nice one.

just waiting for you lad.

Straff looks pretty tough in the pic on the right. Like he could be a bodyguard or a bikie. You wouldn't wanna get him angry, I don't think.

Jarryd Strafford, a humble call centre worker from Wattle Glen, Victoria is now a worldwide internet celebrity because he linked his Twitter to an anonymous football discussion forum.


We live in the best timeline

bigfooty isn't anonymous freshie

>you will never make 100,000+ posts on Twitter and Bigfooty
>You will never create a new form of cricket with everyone in your suburb
>You will never become friends with international supermodels and feminist icons
>You will never purchase a thousand dollar camera to take photos of chicken nuggets and strangers in public parks
>You will never adopt a new political ideology to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex
>You will never see past your own blind patriotism and support another nation's cricket team
>You will never defend an illegal pharmaceutical doping programme
>You will never commute two hours each way every day to work a 12 hour shift on minimum wage in an unskilled profession

A
LITERAL
FUCKING
RETARD

I bet it still BURNS that he was 3 minutes late making the Vale Phil Walsh thread. I hope you eat yourself to death you obese retard. DIE.

based fucking straffoLORD

Imagine being so autistic that Reality CUNT sends you a few PM's on bigfooty giving you life advice. Troll or not, autism recognizes autism and I hope they both go the way of the rope if there are rafters strong enough to hold their obese bodies.

Well I can explain it to you; would you like me to plumb the refulgent profundity of my lexical munificence or should I use small words?

He's pretty autistic (what a surprise) about followers and blocking suspected fake accounts mining for retard tweets. A guy in /afl/ said he was going to cultivate a QT grill profile with friends to follow him in the off season and post gold when footy starts again. Hope he delivers.

All of a sudden, I'm starting to like him. Whoever he is.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Australia

Imagine being so insecure that you have to give yourself a cool, "blokey" nickname to fit into the same contemporary Australian culture you despise so much

>no southee

Wtf

Who chose this team lol

>Stove "dindu nuffin" Smoth

Apparently there won't be any swing

Time for some glorious red ball cric!
>AB still writing his memoirs
>morne back from the dead
>steyn still kill

Chin music

>not picking southee
i still do not understand what the point in picking santner is?!
>spinner on after 5 overs
Dunedin or delhi?

They seriously need to replace M.Marsh with Maxwell for the next game

>that leave

Why are Australians always cheating?

And they still lost lmao

It's all they know

WAGGERS

Classic chin music

>duminy
oh look, its fucking nothing

Beautiful morning in Melbourne

anyone in Chelmsford wanna frot?

why is jeetan patel playing?

We're opening with dual spinners

why

yeah lad 5 mins off

This may sound foreign to you but we're trying to win

I don't follow, this is new Zealand not india

That's what south Africa thought too, look how it's turning out for them

Jeetan has looked poo though. Boult and Wagner have been great. The extra workload on those two might show in the second innings.

nz are going to lose

Yup. SA score 240 in this inning NZ take a modest (20-40 run) lead then fail to chase 260-odd in the 2nd innings.

Cap this poost.

Maddinson on recall watch.

rabada 8 wickets

why don't we nuke new Zealand?

For the game? I can see that. Only problem I see for SA is their eternal spin deficiency. Maharaj is poo.

yh

FFS. I have $20 on QLD, SA and Vic to win. Don't fuck this up for me SA.

don't worry, when do nz ever not lose?

hardly ever. when zim fixture swings around and that's it

South Australia lad. Maddinshit is memeswinging them out of the game.

nz shouldn't have left out youngstah beauty tim southee

how does he know fake accounts will follow him though, I thought he was completely un-self aware?

innings defeat on the cards for shite kikeland KEK

business idea: have nz play sheffield shield matches

southee has been in poor form recently

>Neils a wagner
What did they mean by this?

how many test match wickets will santner take?

just sucked off my mum lads

the sham lads

the pussy lads

Was the fucking front pad

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Really liking the crowd, though

is dean elgar the new paul Collingwood?

Bavuma is a manlet lol

Getting a haircut in 20 lads

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reminder bavuma is a bowling all-rounder before he gets out for a low score and you racists criticize him

>nannie deleted my thread for this

How much do you reckon the Australian selectors are SEETHING that England AND New Zealand have TWO (2) Test calibre Allrounders each and Aus have exactly Zero (0)?

that pitch in the 2nd india test match was a joke desu

>neesham
>test calibre

jury still out on santner

>New Zealand have TWO (2) Test calibre Allrounders
Jej

How buttblasted is /cric/ because of the Australia collapse?

less about the collapse and more about the cheating

I will be laughing

shakib
A Matthews
mooen ali
Stokes
neesham
ashwin
de Kock (w)
Mitchell marsh
santer
holder
Starc

#elite
#worldxi

I only get buttblasted when we play well and are outskilled

Did de Shitters retire from tests?

are they related?

he got blacked out the team

Just had my hair cut lads

He literally doesn't want to play in New Zealand because of PTSD from the semis

what type of haircut do you get?

I'm pretty peeved about it to be honest with you, it has propbaly cost us The ICC Test Championship Mace

Number four on the sides, tapered neck and 1 cm off the top #elite

so basically this?

No ama

Do us all a favour and take 30 cm off the top next time

>playing home tests in march
what are the kiwis playing at?