India 189 & 274 v Australia 276 & 112 (35.4 ov, target 188) India won by 75 runs
Sri Lanka 321/4 (88 ov) v Bangladesh
New Zealand v South Africa (11:00 local | 22:00 GMT -1d | 09:00 AEDT | 08:30 ACDT | 06:00 AWST)
India 189 & 274 v Australia 276 & 112 (35.4 ov, target 188) India won by 75 runs
Sri Lanka 321/4 (88 ov) v Bangladesh
New Zealand v South Africa (11:00 local | 22:00 GMT -1d | 09:00 AEDT | 08:30 ACDT | 06:00 AWST)
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Big Boy Straff
>straffo's pinned tweet from Jan 26 still has no retweets, likes, or replies from someone other than himself
Bad Boy Straff
Almost feel bad for him
Australia will tie the series
cheeky 2-1 win imho
>there are people out there not following this lad
Genuinely don't understand this
>aus/sp/ celebrities
cringeworthy uezs
We're having thunderstorm here in Bangalore right now. Thank God match got over
B R A I N F A D E
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why are Aussies such cheats lads? is it because of the convict blood?
just woke up
straffoMONSTER
Haha nice one.
just waiting for you lad.
Straff looks pretty tough in the pic on the right. Like he could be a bodyguard or a bikie. You wouldn't wanna get him angry, I don't think.
Jarryd Strafford, a humble call centre worker from Wattle Glen, Victoria is now a worldwide internet celebrity because he linked his Twitter to an anonymous football discussion forum.
We live in the best timeline
bigfooty isn't anonymous freshie
>you will never make 100,000+ posts on Twitter and Bigfooty
>You will never create a new form of cricket with everyone in your suburb
>You will never become friends with international supermodels and feminist icons
>You will never purchase a thousand dollar camera to take photos of chicken nuggets and strangers in public parks
>You will never adopt a new political ideology to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex
>You will never see past your own blind patriotism and support another nation's cricket team
>You will never defend an illegal pharmaceutical doping programme
>You will never commute two hours each way every day to work a 12 hour shift on minimum wage in an unskilled profession
A
LITERAL
FUCKING
RETARD
I bet it still BURNS that he was 3 minutes late making the Vale Phil Walsh thread. I hope you eat yourself to death you obese retard. DIE.
based fucking straffoLORD
Imagine being so autistic that Reality CUNT sends you a few PM's on bigfooty giving you life advice. Troll or not, autism recognizes autism and I hope they both go the way of the rope if there are rafters strong enough to hold their obese bodies.
Well I can explain it to you; would you like me to plumb the refulgent profundity of my lexical munificence or should I use small words?
He's pretty autistic (what a surprise) about followers and blocking suspected fake accounts mining for retard tweets. A guy in /afl/ said he was going to cultivate a QT grill profile with friends to follow him in the off season and post gold when footy starts again. Hope he delivers.
All of a sudden, I'm starting to like him. Whoever he is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Australia
Imagine being so insecure that you have to give yourself a cool, "blokey" nickname to fit into the same contemporary Australian culture you despise so much
>no southee
Wtf
Who chose this team lol
>Stove "dindu nuffin" Smoth
Apparently there won't be any swing
Time for some glorious red ball cric!
>AB still writing his memoirs
>morne back from the dead
>steyn still kill
Chin music
>not picking southee
i still do not understand what the point in picking santner is?!
>spinner on after 5 overs
Dunedin or delhi?
They seriously need to replace M.Marsh with Maxwell for the next game
>that leave
Why are Australians always cheating?
And they still lost lmao
It's all they know
WAGGERS
Classic chin music
>duminy
oh look, its fucking nothing
Beautiful morning in Melbourne
anyone in Chelmsford wanna frot?
why is jeetan patel playing?
We're opening with dual spinners
why
yeah lad 5 mins off
This may sound foreign to you but we're trying to win
I don't follow, this is new Zealand not india
That's what south Africa thought too, look how it's turning out for them
Jeetan has looked poo though. Boult and Wagner have been great. The extra workload on those two might show in the second innings.
nz are going to lose
Yup. SA score 240 in this inning NZ take a modest (20-40 run) lead then fail to chase 260-odd in the 2nd innings.
Cap this poost.
Maddinson on recall watch.
rabada 8 wickets
why don't we nuke new Zealand?
For the game? I can see that. Only problem I see for SA is their eternal spin deficiency. Maharaj is poo.
yh
FFS. I have $20 on QLD, SA and Vic to win. Don't fuck this up for me SA.
don't worry, when do nz ever not lose?
hardly ever. when zim fixture swings around and that's it
South Australia lad. Maddinshit is memeswinging them out of the game.
nz shouldn't have left out youngstah beauty tim southee
how does he know fake accounts will follow him though, I thought he was completely un-self aware?
innings defeat on the cards for shite kikeland KEK
business idea: have nz play sheffield shield matches
southee has been in poor form recently
>Neils a wagner
What did they mean by this?
how many test match wickets will santner take?
just sucked off my mum lads
the sham lads
the pussy lads
Was the fucking front pad
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Really liking the crowd, though
is dean elgar the new paul Collingwood?
Bavuma is a manlet lol
Getting a haircut in 20 lads
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reminder bavuma is a bowling all-rounder before he gets out for a low score and you racists criticize him
>nannie deleted my thread for this
How much do you reckon the Australian selectors are SEETHING that England AND New Zealand have TWO (2) Test calibre Allrounders each and Aus have exactly Zero (0)?
that pitch in the 2nd india test match was a joke desu
>neesham
>test calibre
jury still out on santner
>New Zealand have TWO (2) Test calibre Allrounders
Jej
How buttblasted is /cric/ because of the Australia collapse?
less about the collapse and more about the cheating
I will be laughing
shakib
A Matthews
mooen ali
Stokes
neesham
ashwin
de Kock (w)
Mitchell marsh
santer
holder
Starc
#elite
#worldxi
I only get buttblasted when we play well and are outskilled
Did de Shitters retire from tests?
are they related?
he got blacked out the team
Just had my hair cut lads
He literally doesn't want to play in New Zealand because of PTSD from the semis
what type of haircut do you get?
I'm pretty peeved about it to be honest with you, it has propbaly cost us The ICC Test Championship Mace
Number four on the sides, tapered neck and 1 cm off the top #elite
so basically this?
No ama
Do us all a favour and take 30 cm off the top next time
>playing home tests in march
what are the kiwis playing at?