STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
I WILL BE CONFISCATING YOUR ILLEGAL DUBS

I'M INNOCENT DAMN IT

No you aren't

rip

Dindun nuffin

I must have mistaken you, move along

>fight

>Resist Arrest

>40 Bounty for assault

Prepare to die

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

CORRUPT OFFICER GET OUT

GIVE ME YOUR BADGE

Nothing here officer

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>Rumours

Move along

Come and get it

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no dont do it is no gooood

Clean

What dubs? I don't have any dubs, I swear!

Must have mistaken you, move along

You'll never take my dubs, copper!

BY DUBZURA BY DUBZURA BY DUBZURA!!!!

I have no dubs if you want to know.

I won't you didn't have any in the first place
Shut up
OK

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You are going to jail

Bye shaggy

>Resist arrest

Fucking kek

Shaggy is gonna be executed for these crimes

Double Dubs?

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

I did nuthin

DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOURE SPEAKING TO BOYO?

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Niggers

Move along

hold the fuck up...

Ahem...

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

ACTION IS COMING

im just a regular citizen

I used to have dubs like a criminal but then I took trips to the knee

You two are free to go

TRAITOR

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No u

Who's the traitor here?

Oh shit

don't speak to me with that tone, young man

PAY THE CHAN A FINE OR SERVE YOUR BAN, YOUR STOLEN DUBS ARE NOW FORFEIT

Fuck da police

Fuck...

I am HAVEL

My duty is to remove false officers and guards

Like yourself?

checked!

I resist

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here you go

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This is now a dubs thread

Twice?

AJJJJJ

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Nothing to see here

THESE DUBS ARE A GIFT FROM THE EMPEROR. ALLOW ME FREE PASSAGE OR HE WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE.

ITT We confiscate dubs, but only because we are corrupt and this is a get /thread

Move along fools

Can't stump the Trump

Fuck the Imperial Guard

Police brutality I'm suing your arse

You'll get none from me imperial bastard!

Trips

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imagine not being able to hit dubs in THIS thread

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So what happens when someone gets trips? LIKE ME, CHECK EM

They get a free ticket to prison rape

Close mutha fucka

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So are you
And you

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i just got shot in the knee

Jesus is Innocent

Have you seen this criminal?
Rumor has it, he's loaded with Dubs, Trips, Quads, even a few Quints and tripledubs...

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I is a minuteman mista, minuteman have no dubss

So what happens when someone gets quints?

They get a trial by combat

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You is goin to jail

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Oh shit

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