STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
I WILL BE CONFISCATING YOUR ILLEGAL DUBS
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
I'M INNOCENT DAMN IT
No you aren't
rip
Dindun nuffin
I must have mistaken you, move along
>fight
>Resist Arrest
>40 Bounty for assault
Prepare to die
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
CORRUPT OFFICER GET OUT
GIVE ME YOUR BADGE
Nothing here officer
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>Rumours
Move along
Come and get it
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no dont do it is no gooood
Clean
What dubs? I don't have any dubs, I swear!
Must have mistaken you, move along
You'll never take my dubs, copper!
BY DUBZURA BY DUBZURA BY DUBZURA!!!!
I have no dubs if you want to know.
I won't you didn't have any in the first place
Shut up
OK
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You are going to jail
Bye shaggy
>Resist arrest
Fucking kek
Shaggy is gonna be executed for these crimes
Double Dubs?
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
I did nuthin
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOURE SPEAKING TO BOYO?
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Niggers
Move along
hold the fuck up...
Ahem...
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
ACTION IS COMING
im just a regular citizen
I used to have dubs like a criminal but then I took trips to the knee
You two are free to go
TRAITOR
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No u
Who's the traitor here?
Oh shit
don't speak to me with that tone, young man
PAY THE CHAN A FINE OR SERVE YOUR BAN, YOUR STOLEN DUBS ARE NOW FORFEIT
Fuck da police
Fuck...
I am HAVEL
My duty is to remove false officers and guards
Like yourself?
checked!
I resist
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here you go
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This is now a dubs thread
Twice?
AJJJJJ
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Nothing to see here
THESE DUBS ARE A GIFT FROM THE EMPEROR. ALLOW ME FREE PASSAGE OR HE WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE.
ITT We confiscate dubs, but only because we are corrupt and this is a get /thread
Move along fools
Can't stump the Trump
Fuck the Imperial Guard
Police brutality I'm suing your arse
You'll get none from me imperial bastard!
Trips
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imagine not being able to hit dubs in THIS thread
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So what happens when someone gets trips? LIKE ME, CHECK EM
They get a free ticket to prison rape
Close mutha fucka
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So are you
And you
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i just got shot in the knee
Jesus is Innocent
Have you seen this criminal?
Rumor has it, he's loaded with Dubs, Trips, Quads, even a few Quints and tripledubs...
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I is a minuteman mista, minuteman have no dubss
So what happens when someone gets quints?
They get a trial by combat
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You is goin to jail
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Oh shit
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