ITT we shittily describe a game/movie/book/whatever and let other anons guess

ITT we shittily describe a game/movie/book/whatever and let other anons guess.

This one's a game. Should be pretty easy:

>everything's good
>fucking robots fuck shit up
>talented individuals with interesting stories from all around the world form a team to protect the people
>robots are kill
>people are ungrateful dipshits, team is disbanded
>anyway, everything's goo-- nope, fucking robots fuck shit up again
>team to the rescue!
>now, everything is actually good
>"hey guys, let's pointlessly murder each other
as if we don't have a lore, because we have nothing else to do!"

overwatch

Overwatch

>niggers got fucked up aids
>niggers love to share
>Massa is the main villian
>Chad always wins

Overwatch

Mine:
>military man wants to rule the world
>attempts to unleash ultimate evil
>ultimate evil destroys everything except natural formations filled with monsters
>little boy with a sword has to find a fairy king's balls so he can restore the world
>turns out the ultimate evil was just a rat that got some of the evil's power
>then there's a 100-story tower for some reason

Yeah, it's Overwatch.

>you go out to get milk, get your paycheck, and get a book signed.
>nope, let's urinate on people instead.

crypt worlds?

>america is shitty
>dad wants to make america great again
>dad doesn't tell you he does
>go find your dad and make america great again

Postal 2

Yeah.

>you're bored, and you decide to cowboy
>put your hands into the filthiest spittoons on the surface of the planet
>find cows, and then swoggle their horns
>there are ghosts and shit

>driving taxi for a living
>pretty good driver so I get a job opportunity
>become a part of a family that does crime

Mafia 1

The Tuxedo! movie

Yep. Best game ever imo

>be the kissless virgin that you are in real life
>annoying fairy tells you so in the game
>fuck bitches, get money
>(including the annoying fairy)

Instead of making the buggy and repetitive pile of code that was Mafia 3 (good story like all Mafia games though, but doesn't make up for all the cons), they should've just remastered Mafia 1.

Huniepop.

Agreed. Same should be done for Max Payne 1&2

>I don't like conformity
>circumstance drags me out of my comfort zone
>learn of an evil force that prompts me on my journey
>meet a lot of friends
>defeat that nigga
>go home
>nigga comes back
>defeat him again
>I have the elixir!

>a man finds girl in forest
> shows her how to Kill Monsters
> turns out she is Magic
> people want her for political reasons

Zelda

> Join a website cause your kids are on it
> Since you and a shitton of other old people now thi k it's cool, your kids no longer use it
> Since you can no longer creep on your kids, and you haven't actually taken a walk let alone grown anything, in 15 years, your thumbs work up a sweat in this game plowing, planting, building, raising animals, and other stupid shit while the rest of your body continues to get fatter and fatter

yes

Witcher?

>my dad is dying
>I'll bring him a coat
>masterclass cyclist
>but then I'm being interviewed
>and my dad's an unreliable piece of shit
>back to cycling
>it's cold, but at least I have some puss waiting for me back at home
>decide to dial up my booty call
>go into a phone booth and try to call the bitch
>"nigga she aint live here. you's got the wrong numbah."
>you must be mistaken
>"dindu."
>keep moving
>eventually get to a restaurant
>get cuckd hard
>get to hotel
>scream for a long while
>my parents are dead

Yep

Fallout 3

>you're trying to eradicate humanity
>almost everyone is dead
>the last five survivors stop you
>you lose

Fable The Lost Chapter

Rick and Marty

Farmville

>edgy af
>finally bored of Sup Forums
>since you no longer have a place to suppress the edge, go outside and fuck shit up
>die in a nuclear explosion

no

Rick & Morty

Rick and Morty

>be god
>be a dick
>tell children to destroy the world

I know this book i just forget the name

Nate Hatred

it's a game

yeah

Rick and Morty: Virtual Rickality?

>prince and some guys
>teh fuk?
>bandits want to kill you
>I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS, I'M THE FUCKING PRINCE
>old man in a village says he may be useful
>he's not
>use guys to kill bandits
>dabble in the bloodshed as well
Chapter 1 complete
>nopemorebandits

>be army medic
>army gets schooled because Italy
>become tank guy because Italy can't war
>tank blows up because Italian
>fuck war and especially Italy

no, i was actually thinking of plague inc.

>sleep for a very long time and wake up
>shit happens

Ah, gotcha. That would have been my second guess.

>F

Home Alone, Futurama, The Matrix?

Zelda or Darksiders

no

>be a fucking criminal
>the legendariest bro ever saves you at the last second from being executed
>you're some kind of a "chosen one", and you have a super important thing in common with your savior. you're basically one of them
>proceed to make his species go extinct, you ungrateful, ruthless piece of shit

Skyrim

Rick and Morty??

>Дмитpий, пoжaлyйcтa, пpинecитe мнe нeмнoгo дeнeг
>Heт Пeтp, я нe хoчy быть зaпpeщeнным
>Пoжaлyйcтa, я хoчy кyпить зaвышeнный кoнтeнт
>Пpoшy пpoщeния, мы дoлжны кyпить кapты

its a game
>be on boat to take pictures of thing
>boat is now flooding
>people think your dead
>new kiddie is here to save the day months later

yeah

Yeah

Metal Gear Solid 2

>> dude changing
>> shit pops off
>> he helps
>> No shoes
>> family matters
>> cowboy
>> great Christmas story
>> bad guy reaches terminal velocity

correcto

>First there was, and then, but when, it happened.
What did I win?

Die hard

Die Hard, motherfucker

>Single dad wants to reconnect with his estranged son
>Turns out son listened to faggot uncle and joined ISIS and becomes terrorist
>Dad finds son and tries to reason with him, son is brainwashed and tries to kill dad
>Dad fails and immerses himself in work to forget his ungrateful offspring
>Son blows up his dad's office building
>Dad survives and realizes it is a cry for help and despite the body count tries again in vain to reconnect with son

Live free or die hard?

dank cloud, good game. weapons lvl up instead of heroes

Easy one:
>weed
>coke
>uppers
>downers
>lsd
>viagra

Stalker

Is this pretentious garbage, or the next neo-noir Heart of Darkness?

Nope sorry

>Wake up hungry, nothing to eat
>Head to the mall
>Food court is closed, break in
>Find some food, can't cook so eat it fresh and raw
>Run out of food and wander around the mall for a while, pretty crowded
>Stupid Muzak is playing

>travel to other planers through big ring
>meet humans everywhere
>y the hell do they speak english ?
>discover evil parasites
>discover that all human gods throughout time has been these parasites
>fight them with weapons
>AMERICA, FUGG YEAH
>meet other aliens
>aquire technology
>never die
>build spaceships and fight parasites

Are we actually supposed to read Ruski?

interstellar
what i did on saturday no joke

Dawn of the dead?

Nah

>two bothers
>mommy and daddy issues
>looking for a rock
>find out rock is evil

Stargate

Yes

Dubs gets it check em

you got it boy

Goddamn say it it's a movie/show or game.

Don't want to waste my time trying to remember something when it's an obscure vidya.

>get killed in concert
>sent to a better world
>turns out to be a bad ass in new world
>run down shit with car and blast heavy metal

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

brütal legend

nope.
it is a movie though.

yes... fun times

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

>Hot girl's little brother is being a brat
>She is getting dressed when brother walks in
>Brother sees her tits and freaks out
>Sister's date ruined
>Retard brother put away
>Years later brother gets job with the city
>Gets mistaken for William Shatner all the time

>be travel agent
>keep getting the shittiest of customers, something must be wrong
>dipshit coworker keeps stealing your customers, that's what's wrong
>steal one of his
>something goes wrong
>become the owner of a casino, do some other stuff, go to heaven

Ha haven't seen that but yes it is not that.

It's a very famous movie with like 20 sequels.

>be socially awkward loner
>Egyptian mummy gets you laid
>they were dead all along

hint:
2000's comedy with a lot of cameos