ITT we shittily describe a game/movie/book/whatever and let other anons guess.
This one's a game. Should be pretty easy:
>everything's good >fucking robots fuck shit up >talented individuals with interesting stories from all around the world form a team to protect the people >robots are kill >people are ungrateful dipshits, team is disbanded >anyway, everything's goo-- nope, fucking robots fuck shit up again >team to the rescue! >now, everything is actually good >"hey guys, let's pointlessly murder each other as if we don't have a lore, because we have nothing else to do!"
Nathaniel Bennett
overwatch
James Green
Overwatch
>niggers got fucked up aids >niggers love to share >Massa is the main villian >Chad always wins
Anthony Young
Overwatch
Mine: >military man wants to rule the world >attempts to unleash ultimate evil >ultimate evil destroys everything except natural formations filled with monsters >little boy with a sword has to find a fairy king's balls so he can restore the world >turns out the ultimate evil was just a rat that got some of the evil's power >then there's a 100-story tower for some reason
Eli Morris
Yeah, it's Overwatch.
Kevin Jenkins
>you go out to get milk, get your paycheck, and get a book signed. >nope, let's urinate on people instead.
Dominic Perry
crypt worlds?
Parker Gomez
>america is shitty >dad wants to make america great again >dad doesn't tell you he does >go find your dad and make america great again
Andrew Wood
Postal 2
Hudson Rodriguez
Yeah.
Samuel Price
>you're bored, and you decide to cowboy >put your hands into the filthiest spittoons on the surface of the planet >find cows, and then swoggle their horns >there are ghosts and shit
Aaron Ross
>driving taxi for a living >pretty good driver so I get a job opportunity >become a part of a family that does crime
Lucas Allen
Mafia 1
Ryder Nelson
The Tuxedo! movie
Josiah Ross
Yep. Best game ever imo
Anthony Reyes
>be the kissless virgin that you are in real life >annoying fairy tells you so in the game >fuck bitches, get money >(including the annoying fairy)
Nolan Kelly
Instead of making the buggy and repetitive pile of code that was Mafia 3 (good story like all Mafia games though, but doesn't make up for all the cons), they should've just remastered Mafia 1.
Owen Wilson
Huniepop.
Jaxson Rivera
Agreed. Same should be done for Max Payne 1&2
Blake Ortiz
>I don't like conformity >circumstance drags me out of my comfort zone >learn of an evil force that prompts me on my journey >meet a lot of friends >defeat that nigga >go home >nigga comes back >defeat him again >I have the elixir!
Ethan Baker
>a man finds girl in forest > shows her how to Kill Monsters > turns out she is Magic > people want her for political reasons
Jordan Phillips
Zelda
Ethan James
> Join a website cause your kids are on it > Since you and a shitton of other old people now thi k it's cool, your kids no longer use it > Since you can no longer creep on your kids, and you haven't actually taken a walk let alone grown anything, in 15 years, your thumbs work up a sweat in this game plowing, planting, building, raising animals, and other stupid shit while the rest of your body continues to get fatter and fatter
Aaron Martin
yes
Aiden Gomez
Witcher?
Elijah Butler
>my dad is dying >I'll bring him a coat >masterclass cyclist >but then I'm being interviewed >and my dad's an unreliable piece of shit >back to cycling >it's cold, but at least I have some puss waiting for me back at home >decide to dial up my booty call >go into a phone booth and try to call the bitch >"nigga she aint live here. you's got the wrong numbah." >you must be mistaken >"dindu." >keep moving >eventually get to a restaurant >get cuckd hard >get to hotel >scream for a long while >my parents are dead
Daniel Bell
Yep
James Stewart
Fallout 3
Joshua Moore
>you're trying to eradicate humanity >almost everyone is dead >the last five survivors stop you >you lose
Henry Ross
Fable The Lost Chapter
Jayden Mitchell
Rick and Marty
Jacob Lee
Farmville
Kayden Turner
>edgy af >finally bored of Sup Forums >since you no longer have a place to suppress the edge, go outside and fuck shit up >die in a nuclear explosion
Adam Harris
no
Tyler Adams
Rick & Morty
Matthew Edwards
Rick and Morty
Jacob Ortiz
>be god >be a dick >tell children to destroy the world
Ayden Bailey
I know this book i just forget the name
Brandon Russell
Nate Hatred
Jace Ramirez
it's a game
Blake Lewis
yeah
Gabriel Reyes
Rick and Morty: Virtual Rickality?
Zachary Collins
>prince and some guys >teh fuk? >bandits want to kill you >I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS, I'M THE FUCKING PRINCE >old man in a village says he may be useful >he's not >use guys to kill bandits >dabble in the bloodshed as well Chapter 1 complete >nopemorebandits
Robert Sanchez
>be army medic >army gets schooled because Italy >become tank guy because Italy can't war >tank blows up because Italian >fuck war and especially Italy
Isaac Nelson
no, i was actually thinking of plague inc.
Dylan Jackson
>sleep for a very long time and wake up >shit happens
Brayden Edwards
Ah, gotcha. That would have been my second guess.
Lucas Torres
>F
Hunter Clark
Home Alone, Futurama, The Matrix?
Nolan Phillips
Zelda or Darksiders
Kayden Howard
no
Jaxson Gomez
>be a fucking criminal >the legendariest bro ever saves you at the last second from being executed >you're some kind of a "chosen one", and you have a super important thing in common with your savior. you're basically one of them >proceed to make his species go extinct, you ungrateful, ruthless piece of shit
Luke Sullivan
Skyrim
Sebastian Ramirez
Rick and Morty??
Chase Ward
>Дмитpий, пoжaлyйcтa, пpинecитe мнe нeмнoгo дeнeг >Heт Пeтp, я нe хoчy быть зaпpeщeнным >Пoжaлyйcтa, я хoчy кyпить зaвышeнный кoнтeнт >Пpoшy пpoщeния, мы дoлжны кyпить кapты
Matthew Carter
its a game >be on boat to take pictures of thing >boat is now flooding >people think your dead >new kiddie is here to save the day months later
Jack Watson
yeah
Ryan Martin
Yeah
Caleb Hernandez
Metal Gear Solid 2
Carson Bennett
>> dude changing >> shit pops off >> he helps >> No shoes >> family matters >> cowboy >> great Christmas story >> bad guy reaches terminal velocity
Caleb Green
correcto
Gabriel Hernandez
>First there was, and then, but when, it happened. What did I win?
Leo Ward
Die hard
Owen Jones
Die Hard, motherfucker
Carson Parker
>Single dad wants to reconnect with his estranged son >Turns out son listened to faggot uncle and joined ISIS and becomes terrorist >Dad finds son and tries to reason with him, son is brainwashed and tries to kill dad >Dad fails and immerses himself in work to forget his ungrateful offspring >Son blows up his dad's office building >Dad survives and realizes it is a cry for help and despite the body count tries again in vain to reconnect with son
Ethan Flores
Live free or die hard?
Lincoln Stewart
dank cloud, good game. weapons lvl up instead of heroes
Is this pretentious garbage, or the next neo-noir Heart of Darkness?
Jaxon Perez
Nope sorry
Evan King
>Wake up hungry, nothing to eat >Head to the mall >Food court is closed, break in >Find some food, can't cook so eat it fresh and raw >Run out of food and wander around the mall for a while, pretty crowded >Stupid Muzak is playing
Gabriel Morales
>travel to other planers through big ring >meet humans everywhere >y the hell do they speak english ? >discover evil parasites >discover that all human gods throughout time has been these parasites >fight them with weapons >AMERICA, FUGG YEAH >meet other aliens >aquire technology >never die >build spaceships and fight parasites
Oliver Miller
Are we actually supposed to read Ruski?
Ayden Rivera
interstellar what i did on saturday no joke
Brayden Rogers
Dawn of the dead?
Easton Harris
Nah
Alexander Howard
>two bothers >mommy and daddy issues >looking for a rock >find out rock is evil
Justin Hill
Stargate
Brandon Bailey
Yes
Bentley Torres
Dubs gets it check em
Hudson Rivera
you got it boy
Christian Gray
Goddamn say it it's a movie/show or game.
Don't want to waste my time trying to remember something when it's an obscure vidya.
Jason Adams
>get killed in concert >sent to a better world >turns out to be a bad ass in new world >run down shit with car and blast heavy metal
Easton Nguyen
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
Luke Bennett
brütal legend
William Allen
nope. it is a movie though.
Andrew Jenkins
yes... fun times
Ryder Lee
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Jaxson Nelson
>Hot girl's little brother is being a brat >She is getting dressed when brother walks in >Brother sees her tits and freaks out >Sister's date ruined >Retard brother put away >Years later brother gets job with the city >Gets mistaken for William Shatner all the time
Caleb Nguyen
>be travel agent >keep getting the shittiest of customers, something must be wrong >dipshit coworker keeps stealing your customers, that's what's wrong >steal one of his >something goes wrong >become the owner of a casino, do some other stuff, go to heaven
Noah Ross
Ha haven't seen that but yes it is not that.
It's a very famous movie with like 20 sequels.
Lucas Flores
>be socially awkward loner >Egyptian mummy gets you laid >they were dead all along