State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:

State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:
>Chef at Five Guys
>$9.75 an hour
>37 years old

Ate for the first time in my life at Five Guys last week a friend invited me (living in Europe so it's totally new here).

Very tasty burgers! You should be proud.

>Restoration Technician
>12$ hr
>22y/o

>Chef at Five Guys
Did Wendy's give you the boot or something?

>Janitorial Waste Cleanup Engineer
>$12/hr
>18

>Janitor at Truck Stop
>10/11 an hour
>22 years old
>Very depressed

>YouTube cancer creator
>Idk hourly, like $75 a vid
>23

>Shift manager at Five Guys
>$12.50 an hour
>19

>Welfare
>About 1300 bucks a month

>professional fart inhaler
>€8.fiddy
>18.1

Union painter
48.40/hr
35

crypto day trader
6,000,000
18

your*

>Cinematographer
>Between $800-$1600 a day depending on project
>25

>food factory worker
>£7.50/h
>20 (summer job)

>aerospace manufacturing
>$21-$46/hr (depends on the job)
>32

What do you paint?

PhD student
$25k a year ish
23

Serious question. I work 40 hours a week and after taxes I make about 1500. I would happily give up 200$ a month to not work at all and have 7 days off a week to enjoy my life. As a single guy, how can I get welfare? Working seems like a scam now that welfare keeps getting better and better.

Pornstar
50 for bj 200 for sex
17

>Union Ironworker
>42.35 an hour
>28

>Guitarist and singer in rock band
>$70,000 average a month from all profits
>24

Security analyst for a healthcare company, $29 an hour (salary), 21 years old.

>QA Lab Analyst
>$24.64/hr (just under 60k/year with OT)
>29 years old

What's your YT?

Body Waxer
135k / yr
25

The problem isn't that welfare is getting better it's that wages suck

What?

135k a year for waxing bodies?

LOL no.

High end body hair removal, think Brazilian waxings for high end clientele

Disgusting milfs hit on me all day, it's hell bro

What label?

>Amazon Warehouse worker
>15$/h
>23

Sony BMG

is it true computers run people there?

135k sounds good though

>Walgreens cashier
>9.75hr
>28

>Nurse staffing coordinator
>$25/hr
>25 years old
Little jelly that they get paid $50/hr+ but It's an easy gig

Sounds good until you factor high cost of living area, like 20% of that goes to rent, then taxes take a lot of course

How did you get into that might I ask?

>$70,000 a month
Yea right not unless your in acdc or metallica ect.

I'm not allowed to say much. I'll just say it's pretty faceless when it comes to the higher ups.

>Comedian
>420
>69

programmer
£80k/ yr from actual job
£45k in 2016 from iphone apps
26

Who da fuqs are you?

I'm a crew at five guys
$8.30 an hour
18

>Porn star
>Fixed rate
Fuck off you retard

>7-11 clerk
>12.50$/hr
>20
Its an easy ass job. Probably gonna join the Marines soon though

How do you live? That's not a liveable salary unless you live in a shithole.

Inb4 muhreen infantry

>welder
>$18/hr
>19

I went into 7/11 one time

The clerk asked me to go ask another clerk to come in from his smoke break

For whatever reason I did, found him literally slav squatting in an alley with a cig. Dude was mad as fuck at me.

That was the first and last time I went into 7/11 and the last time I was nice to convenience store clerks.

>trucker
>$25/hr
>20

-- Registered Nurse
-- $45/hour
-- 41yo

full-time Librarian for Canadian government, 27 years old. 32/hr

>grocery store clerk
>$12.55/hr
>20

>healthcare manager/consultant
>equivalent to $26.50/hr
>29yo

>Penetration tester / ethical hacker
>100k a year
>22 years old

>pedophile serving year 3 of a 9 year bid
>45 cents a day
>27

>penetration tester on your mom
>pays me 200/hr
>18 wygd?

kek

>university student/computer technician
>15k a year
>20 (21 in a week)

Doorman
24$/hr
21yr old

Unions

Soldier in german army
42k /year

Happy early birthday user

>chef at Six Guys
>$10.75 an hour
>38 years old

> Shipping Clerk
> 12.75 an hour
> 30 years old

>chef
>at five guys

Don't you mean cook, not chef, bitch?

>shift manager at In N Out Burger
>20.75/hr + monthly bonus ranging from 550-750
>28 y/o

>Head of quantitative analysis & equity derivatives at Goldman sachs
>240k base + 15% over high water mark of 5% on Aum of 4.5b
>25

Feelngood breh

unions often fuck shit up because you get to be a lazy turd and still make bank

worked with unions before, told by some workers to take samples- they had total disregard for my safety- then they filed a grievance because "I did their work" even though they fucking told me to do it. That's what happens when you're new around Unions and dont know any better

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Are we updating the meme now? Not all coasts know what 5 guys is though. We need a place with more mass appeal. I say we stick with Wendy's as god intended

Back to /biz/ ya fookin larper

Mods

>Taking the bait

same here, what kinds of parts?

Court Jester
2 turnips/day
32

Let me borrow tree fiddy

naval structural designer
$124,000 per year
45

ty

>Catastrophe Property Adjuster
>$37.50-$56.50 hr
>30 yrs old

is business good right now?

Underrated post

>Computer Installation Technician
>$17.50/hr
>23y/o

>Warehouse nobody
>£11.30/h
>30

I hate being this pathetic

Booming

Facility?
Tier?
Job?

>christopher poole
>despite what you think not shit
>20's

I am a train driver, I make about $120K a year with a LOT of overtime.
33 years old

City Planner
65k a year
30

>youtube edge lord
>jack shit
>15
>i need to get a fucking job

After school activity leader
22 euros / hour (but very few possible hours)
23 y/o

nice bird tho

>UAV operator
>$170,000/yr
>33

jk that was my last job

>security guard
>$12/hr
>fuck everything

>b&b front desk guy
>$1.30 an hour (sic!)
>28

the feels man

>inbound at a warehouse
>$10 an hour
>19

>Dockhand/general property maintenance
>$13/hr
>35

where do i sign up?