That Kid Thread
>that kid that memorized every mythical creature and tried to hype obscure monsters as the strongest/best thing ever
>that kid that collected yugioh cards and was in love with dark magician girl
>that ugly feminine kid that you totally knew was going to go trans
>that kid i did a project with once and was so incapable of ising scissors and writing properly that i said fuck you and did the whole project myself just because i didnt want a low grade
sorry for doing that to you Steven, I swear Ill do my part and help out next time.
>that kid that choked out the autistic kid for screeching too loud
>that kid that tried to OD on coke in the bathroom stalls
>that short kid every girl friendzoned
>That kid that was a anime fan
>That kid that knew every pokemon and every yu gi oh card from the original series
>That kid that played lol the entire day
>That kid that was a virgin due to above at 22
Well..karma gave me a smoking 10/10 girl that makes every guy drool and a good salary. I knew my high lol elo will pay off one day
LOL sure
>that kid that sat alone at recess and wished someone would just talk to him instead of making fun of his moobs and social awkwardness and
Oh wait that was me
>that kid who wore his mothers bras when she wasn't hom
>that kid who just did all the group projects themselves so the group could ride on the giod grade
>mfw that was me
>that kid that wore full camouflage literally every single day to school and was obsessed with joining the military
Why did every single school without fail have this kid and why were every single one of them the exact same kid? Is it a military family thing? Or are they cloned DPRK sleeper agents?
>that kid who skipped neary every class/day
>that kid who sold prescription pills at high prices
>that kid who never did the work but aced all the tests
>these all apply to me
Oh shit
>that kid who thought he could tell Sup Forums he got a 10/10 without someone calling bullshit
>that kid that yelled "SIR YES SIR" whenever he was told to do something by a teacher
>that kid who found out what Sup Forums was in grade 6 and threatened to have everyone in his school hacked if they didn't bow to his demands
>that kid who wore 'me gusta' and 'problem?' t-shirts to school and thought he was badass
>that kid who ate glue
>that kid that was obviously dressed by his mom in high school
>that user who made a "that kid" thread
>that kid that wore fedoras, fingerless gloves and trench coats and got very upset when people didn't agree with his opinion
>that kid that always hit on the girl in the group
>they actually became a thing
>causes the group to split up
>that kid that invites you over to his house and gives you the shitty controller and picks the really OP character in Mortal Kombat (blaze/onaga)
They were about me, but i guess we wouldve been friends, Sup Forumsrother.
Yeah, I wish we could have smoked some DMT back before my life went to shit
>yeah I have a girlfriend. Shes from another school you wouldn't know her
be honest, which one of you faggots said that shit in school
>That kid everyone used to bully and it was nearly certain that they would an hero but they ended up having better live than every single one of their classmates could ever hope for
>that kid who listened to Limp Bizkit
are you talking about yourself user?
You're lying to yourself. You know you are.
ITT: Sup Forums talking about themselves in the 3rd person
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
*cue autism dance*
>that kid that acted like Light Yagami after watching Death Note and wanted to write the name of every chad he knew and every girl who wouldn't fuck him in his death note
Havent fucked with deems in a minute. My life went to shit too, than i left the state. The drug dealing got insane, the drug usage was out of control, and shit got wild. I left to reinvent myself out in Ny. Going ok so far, aside catchin a dwi.
>That kid who farted in class and tried to blame it on his chair.
We knew it was you, Tyler.
>That kid that dressed like Fred Durst
>That kid whose uncle worked for Nintendo
>That kid that ran like Naruto
>that kid who jerked off in high school bathrooms
>that kid who never wiped the shit out of their eyes
>that kid who got caught making a porn site
I know somebody like that right now oh lord
>That kid that reloaded a shogun in the bathroom
>That kid that eat alone in break
>That kid that shit himself in the class
Actually
>That kid who was poor as shit
>That kid who loved star wars
>That kid who got laughed at for beeing short
>That kid who never ate gloo(was too poor to afford it)
>That kid ehi discovered Sup Forums in college during mental breakdown
>that kid who slept through all 7 classes
>that kid that would always tell anyone and everyone to fuck off.
>that kid who's only goal was getting to lunch and getting a nap afterwards
>that kid who could sleep anywhere.
>that kid who everyone thought was tweaking or drug addict.
Funny thing was. I was just highly addicted to video games and from the time I got home at 2pm to time I had to go to school at 6am I was playing video games. Slept at school all day. Yes I ended up dropping out and getting my GED because my junior year I had a 0.4 gpa
Kek Iiterally did nothing. But I was at school everyday... Kids don't be me.
However I dont play many video games anymore. No more then 6 hours a week.
That sounds a lot like me my freshman and sophomore year
I met a lot of keds who said that, so when I dabbled in long-distance relationships I kept that shit to myself
>that kid that everyone knew and kinda liked
>that kid from a huge fucking family
>that kid who always fucking drew pictures in class
>that kid who dated girls that never went to the same school as him
Shit. Your parents did say anything to you about it either?
Fuck at least I wish I was a drug addict it's way cooler then "yeah I played ArmA 2 like a religion, one match would last 5 hours."
I did, but to be fair she was 10/10 and noone believed me until I brought her to the Fall Formal. My friends still asked how much I paid her to show up.
Fuck Blaze
>that kid who was super funny, ripped as fuck, was friends with all the chads and stacys and also wasn't afraid to stand up for losers but ended up over dosing on herion or pain killers
Rip man
Shit pham. I'm the video game addict and scored a qt in highschool and out. High school is literally easy mode you don't have to be attractive. All you gotta do is ask the hottest girl cause everyone is too scared too. I wish I applied myself more. Lol but Nah video games.
Exactly. It's all about bravery then. Now there's money, muscles and talents. College sloots are easy to fuck but hard to get a qt gf, kinda hate it
>that kid who bragged about things that made no sense
>that kid who had like 2 different combinations of clothing
>that kid who you always felt bad for but wouldn't do anything to help
Fuck I never made it to college and live in tourist ville. Bitches are In an out and never here to stay. And then you got the Mira Miras and Nigger Bitches. (some aren't bad but if they aren't bad they already got kids) and the white girls are just straight up trashy and the richer ones Gtfo a long time ago. Saw a bunch of highschool senior girls a few days ago and almost went up to them... Fuck I reminded myself I'm 23 now and that shit lands me in the pokey.
Feelsbadman.
>>that kid who had like 2 different combinations of clothing
I always wore a jacket and a pair of pants. - video game addict.
At the end of my sophomore year I stuffed a backpack with one of those big stuffed animals inside filling so I could have a pillow to sleep on in the bathroom stall.
Damn man, we're not kids anymore. Fucking around has consequences. I hope you're doing well, bro. And for the record college sucks
Now that's thinking, user
College may suck. But at least you get to spend time with people your own age.. The folk I hang out with are way older. All but one guy who's actually my age.. Shit sucks.
Would be nice to hangout with someone my age that wasn't druggies, alcoholics, or dumb potheads.
I got motorcycles but again most people my age buy one have it for 6 months and then sell. Or ride twice a month like fag weekend warriors. All the true iron butts are old and shit.. F
That kid who stole porn from his older brother to show it to his friends at school
Oh it got better the next year. I got money over the summer and ordered a hammock. And if you pulled off the mirror above the sink there was a hole back there I could screw a big eyebolt in from the hardware store (was concrete) and the other side was the support for the stalls. But only in the 6th building bathroom. I'd take off my pants put the stuffing inside of them. Along with my shoes and hang them off the toilets lid. I wore long johns underwear everyday so being pantsless in my hammock I wouldn't get cold. If someone knocked I'd wake up for a second an say something then go back to bed. Didn't do it everyday but normally Monday's.
Just think of what I could of actually got done in class if I gave a flying fuck back then. I don't regret it now because I did what I did no point in wishing I could go back! Plus I got some danke story's.
>jerked off in high school bathrooms
Check
>never wiped the shit out of their eyes
Check
>The group of kids who talked nonstop about DBZ.
Holy shit..
The ones I knew weren't even the weebs either. Just kinda cringey normies.
>that kid that bullied you while you were trying to study with add, then to find out he died in a car accident years later. awww. too bad.
then endless 'who would win' conversations.
>"where's my hug?"
>That kid who put the letter p on the end of your spelling tests and marked them as wrong. Fuck you.
oh god yuck
That kid who has autism has his mom come in every year and give the class a speech so we don't make fun of him. That kid also shit himself and left a trail of liquid diarrhea to the bathroom.
You just gotta hang in there, man. You need like two friends max. I have too many, most people suck.