Girls CAN Code

Well Sup Forums? What does your misogyny have to say now?

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Who wasted their money making that.
What do you think their purpose was in making that?
The Drama, loosing arms and legs toxic shock, wtf.

They can code with cum on their face dripping down their neck to their hard nipples, sure, but just in matlab

Anyone can code why do you think they call them "code monkeys"

Problem is they can't network or run businesses effectively then bitch and moan about it

>Be girl
>Graduate high school
>Gee what should I study in university?
>Oooh coding! That sounds fun!
>Boy this isn't as easy as I thought it would be
>This is actually really boring and there are no cute guys in my class
>People expect me to work hard and don't just go easy on me because I'm a gr- I mean strong, independent woman
>I know I'll make a video claiming that people don't think girls can code!
>Even though I receive even more help than the rest of the guys in my class and no one has ever actually said I can't code because I'm a girl
>Now I can feel like a stronk woman for coding and if I fail I can claim it's because I was oppressed
>Thanks liberals!

go advertise your video somewhere else

The last girl who could code was Carol Shaw.

not all of them, but too many of the girls are like this.
source: i'm a CS grad, software dev, employer of software devs

Anyone who draws attention to them being a "programmer" and wears "geeky programming" attire at worst isn't a programmer at all at best does web design which anyone can fucking do. I am a programmer, I do my job, try to expand my knowledge of technologies but I don't fucking treat it like some hipster subculture.

I've worked as a software developer for almost a decade, and I fucking hate these people that buy shirts and bumper stickers talking about their job. It's like if I were a janitor and then I bought a shirt that said, "No this is not my wife's mop". It's fucking annoying. Stop it faggots.

Cool. Don't care.

INVADING THE BOYS CLUB~~~~~~~~ XDDDDD

Girls are obsessed with coding because it is a job where you sit on your butt and type stuff. Women are very lazy and this is their dream job.

There aren't many female coders in my studio, but to be totally honest the few we do have are elite and humble. Guess I lucked out because I remember the opposite (as described in this topic) experience in school.

I know women who are excellent coders and physicists. The difference is they're too fucking busy coding and working to actually be bothered with all this 'women in tech' shit.

The problem with these 'women in tech' fucking idiots is they want to be world famous without putting any of the work in. They want to be on the cover of Time like Bill Gates without moving past 'Hello World', even when everything you need to learn how to code is available for free on the internet. They want to jump directly to Tony Stark mode without accomplishing anything first.

THAT'S what's so fucking infuriating.

this whole board is such a fucking joke. Instead of actually discussing things of importance and being "politically incorrect" without being censored, you have the same people making falseflag threads like this day in and day out.

>HAHA Sup Forums BTFO! pls give me angry replies! xD
>hey Sup Forums look at this picture and get angry!

so embarrassing.

Women were a mistake.

Whoever invents the artificial pussy is gonna be a billionaire in about 10 fucking seconds.

>Women were a meme

Fix'd

>get women into programming
>more potential workers
>downward pressure on wages

gee i really dont know

#KodeWithCarlie
(^_^)

>Be 16
>Get into computer culture, read all the books, go to Defcon, argue on Sup Forums incessantly
>Buy a shirt with some Linux shit on it, get a small lonox sticker for a shittop
And that phase was over with in a few years, done deal. Linux is still my career and I love it, but the desire to speak with people about it is kill.

Why are women stuck in Highschool?

>girls can code
yeah only if they have dicks

Can she code me a sandwich?

This

Tons of woman work with me thing is they are Asian woman I only work with 1 woman who is white and she is russian, knows her stuff but is annoying. Western white woman don't want to do this.

I work in a science lab and our female computer scientists look nothing like these NERD GRRLZ. Still performance wise some are average and the rest get pushed into low level project management (aka secretary work).

girls could code/play games/etc long before they started this shit.its just more bullshit to generate money.they give out grants for any bullshit like sexism of icecaps. women that I usually hear bitching are the ones who actually suck at their jobs so they did not get hired by major companies(who have other women working in them) and are now trying to weasel in using political shit.

can women into fizzbuzz though?

Woman_Soldering_battery.jpg

All women are mentally ill.

I hate when they use kids for their agenda.also menstruation is real and painful for some women, just because you don't feel you would need time to yourself during that time does not mean its the same for everyone.

Jesus that video is insipid. I don't think there's anything biologically keeping women from coding. But there sure are a ton of them suddenly pretending to be developers when they actually aren't.

The best is when you see a girl and she's completely, seriously, adamantly, without any reservations toting a job title of software engineer at some noname start up. Only to find that her github is 100% just CSS HTML and JavaScript tutorials that she's followed online for the past year and all she does for the company is present at conferences about things other people are making. And tweeting women in tech bullshit like this.

hello world

>implying matlab isn't serious
>implying matlab isn't an extremely complex and fully featured mathematical modeling platform
Take it back, user! Take it back!!

...

Nobody in the history of the world has ever asked a woman that question.

Definitely.

its kind of pathetic how any time a woman is trying to be "funny" they talk about their tits or vagina.

cringe 101

Its not just woman its all non white groups. A Latino comedian will whine about being Latino and Latino issues. Same with black comedians and Asians. It's sad really.

Does anyone really doubt women can spend a shit load of money on what effectively is a tumblr machine?

>got root tshirt

shift-drag into the trashcan

most people like that don't graduate or go into the populist direction.In law school I actually had a project partner have a camera crew come in so they could take shots for her portfolio. I did see hard core people of both genders so Im not saying women are irresponsible but I can dislike a female without it being sexist

I've worked as a software dev for 12 years now, and it's not all women in general. I've worked with a few who were actually pretty good, but they were all my generation or older. And the reason they did good is because they joined the industry due to actually being interested in it.

Nowadays programming is seen as an extension of some hipster/geek culture, so women who otherwise have no interest in it do it purely for the attention. Those are the pic related type, and they're really easy to recognize, because they'll do EVERYTHING in their power to make sure you know that they code. It's purely attention whoring, nothing else.

A coworker had a liscense plate that said JavaMan and I thought that was cool.

pic is really funny

Why has coding become a "hip" thing all of a sudden? I notice a lot of hipsters on facebook talk about it and a lot of them try to get in the field but in reality they are trying to get into social aspects like the Adria Richards of the worlds? My guess is they know it's the current big thing and want to be affiliated with it but don't want to put in the work.

show us how its done.
has not that been done already?
not many coders among the refugees eh

now tell me how this helps you getting laid?

>No, this is not my boyfriends computer
What the fuck? Why would it be? This "Girls can Code" bullshit is really pissing me off. Nobody said they couldn't but they spend more time trying to prove that they can rather than actually programming something useful.

Wow that whole pic was about selling that drink.

>coding
if it was still called programming i doubt any of these hipster geeklord faggots would be interested.

I have not found deliberate comedy funny in years.

What the fuck even is this. Why do they keep doing this.

You can do whatever you want nobody is going to bar you because tits one of the best hacker edgelords I know is a woman.

Why is feminism so shit?

Why would she write a bunch of error-filled shit instead of some basic, hello world-tier HTML?
It looks just as impressive to normies and other coders won't call her out for being a retard

Because she isn't a coder and there is a man pulling her strings and manipulating her for financial gain. It's like those female hearthstone players who had a big twitch following meanwhile their boyfriends were playing for them and they were just acting pretty for the camera.

And I saw a TV show once where a guy has ASSMAN as a license plate.

Every woman 'coder' I have met/worked with bar 3 were absolutely terrible and produced shit/worked slowly or ended up being essentially a nice pair of tits the client can look at that never produced anything meaningful.

Some women can code, and they are amazing.

Most can not.

This image perfectly summarizes Instagram to me

That sticker is the pure embodiment of insecurity.

No one cares if a land whale takes her beef curtains to a CS class and learns to code. Literally no one.

>you will never be unable to change directories while drinking antioxidant infusions

Its not fair bros educated women are killing us.

>she needs to join our startup

Gonna be a hell of a logo.

its clearly her girlfriends laptop

>cd code
>directory not found
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Holy shit. It's like a 12 year old kid dicking around with a bash shell, except she's getting positive praise.

On second thought I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

>be me
>go to some security CTF event for fun
>all other schools are 4 year uni, I only have on the job experience and like half an associates
>spend all day keeping network up and completing injects with incident reports and such
>results come in, I place 4th out of 11 teams

Found out later that I actually placed 2nd on technical ability, beat only by a team that practiced 36 hours a week for the event. The third and second place teams only won because they had a woman team leader who used pre-made templates for her reports and made them look nicer than ours.

Cry, because people like this are now in charge of programming flight computers, assembly lines etc.

People's lives are in danger because women want to play engineers.

Oh please in reality they are not coding stuff like that and are just stuffed in the corner doing social media based shit. I bet when you report something on youtube or facebook a woman goes over it.

Washington state 'brogrammers' made it trendy and Washington has this 'meme magic' like power that makes people copy it.

M8 matlab is for suckers
Sage is where it's at

It is the opinion of every right-thinking, hard working member of any team that, if you can do something, you should just do it; and not make any fuss about it. Recognition will follow.

The reality behind the fact "women cannot code" (a nebulous and crafty little weasel-phrase), is not due to some Machiavellian, industrial scale conspiracy on the part of men, but simply down to the very sensible fact that WOMEN ARE NOT AS INTERESTED IN THIS FIELD AS MEN ARE.

But lo! Great misfortune! Already the dogmatic hordes of leg-bearded matrons come batting at my hatches over this rather coherent statement on reality. "Bigot!" they cry. "Sexist! they shout. "Equality!" they screech.

Well ladies, the thing about equality is, it's based primarily on merit; we're all equal in the eys of the law, therefore the most meritous and hard working of us get the goose. We should not give positions away to women simply because of misinterpretations of "equality" when there is in all likelihood, a far better and more qualified candidate for employment who just happens to be a man; and of course vice versa.

>programming flight computers, assembly lines etc.

Neither ruby nor javascript is used to program these systems. You have nothing to worry about

>loosing
Ugh god
Kill yourself

Most of the women in tech types are either social media handlers or "diversity consultants". They literally feel so bad about pretending to know anything about tech, many industry events now hold panel talks on something they call "impostor syndrome". These talks consist of reassuring these posers that they belong in the circles they're infiltrating and they should ignore their own conscience.

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>that aggressive sticker implying everyone you encounter is sexist and stupid (because even an average sexist would assume women have laptops to watch "Sex and the City" on the go or browse Facebook and even game (Farmville, Candy Crush)).
Bitch got some serious problems.

that video is the most cancerous thing i've seen in a long time.

>They make a video bitching about muh misogyny when it comes to coding.
>Don't actually code in the video.

>4th out of 11 teams
>quads of 4
>ID: IQ ftw

what can we do with that?

Is she wearing a double ultrasonic range finder on her neck? Did someone at the office think "yeah, we'll put this on a necklace to make her seem like she's really into tech, nobody will recognize it!"

You don't need to code when you have stickers

My wife is a programmer with a masters degree in CS. Her best friend does too. However, both of them are asian. White women just can't compete.

They should make me a sandwich and then get raped.

Is she a web developer?

lol look at these fags
>got root?

kekked at this girl

In case anyone doesn't know how to read this chart, what it's saying is that women tend more toward average IQ, while there are significantly more very intelligent men than very intelligent women, and also significantly more very stupid men than very stupid women.

Evolutionary pressures force men to extremes. It's been proven in so many studies now that there's no debating it.

Thing is, no one cares about retards, so men have the edge over women in intelligence because there are more very smart men.

Fucking this.
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>"Fugg, no one is ever gommenting on my BC :'DDD"
>"Bedder put sdiggers on it to draw their addention"

>netbook
>coding

So very true. There are some VERY good female coders... but most AMERICAN females pull the "coding is hard" bullshit

This. Doesn't even matter if they can code or not. Even if every single female coder remains unemployed, you can always go and say
>Do you really want to refuse my offer? Think about how 30% of all coders are unemployed right now, it could take some time before someone else is willing to hire you :^)

Same shit they do with the illegals. Even though they couldn't even tie their own shoes or count past 10, you can still use them to push the wages down simply because they are there.

is that really something to do proud of?

You mean silicon valley?

Do you just not go far down the greath maple syrup containment center? Or do you think Seattle is where hipsters come from.

Because they are born and bred in San Fransisco and people in Seattle are chill compared to a SF bay area hipster that baristas at an independant coffee """haus"""

kek

It's funny how women constantly push for comfy office jobs, and want quotas to get into jobs like this rather than competing against men. You'll never see feminists, or women in general, agitating to get more women working in mining, oil fields, sewers, garbage collection, fishing etc.

>tfw someone saves your OC

Now somebody post the male inverse root finder code vs. the female code for "pick the greater number" that wouldn't even work if run.

>They want to jump directly to Tony Stark mode without accomplishing anything first.
You fucking nailed it.

A lot of these women have somehow gotten it into their heads that programming is glamorous, which is too hilarious for words. Which is why I'm pretty sure this whole ~girls can code~ thing is a phase, and the loud whiny idiots are going to burn out quickly and leave only the ones who have interest and talent.

>my wife
>asian

Degenerate.

I know a girl who uses matlab. She says that it's just like C and you make databases with it.

Couldn't tell me what her database did though.

C:\> cd please~1
C:\please~1> killme
Bad Command or file Name

Wait she's not using DOS

I made that, fuck off

Has anyone actually ever heard a person say "women can't code"?

The part when she said her insides slowly fall out was funny