New Celeb Fap Thread

New Celeb Fap Thread

And you start the thread with this sack of trash? Your parents must be proud for raising a sad little chickenshit

Your post didn't make sense

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user is really pushing Kim lately. Some kinda Stockholm syndrome shit. He can't see what trash she is.

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>kim k. is a sack of trash
>your parents are NOT happy that they raised a chickenshit little beta

this pic doesnt make her look appealing at all

And your parents are related. Whats your point?

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It's okay. Everything is okay.
Taylor is here now.

Get in my comfy bed Taylor.

thats better

I made both my points in my 2 previous posts. Kim k is garbage both inside and out. Unfappable

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moar kim

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Praise be to TayTay, savior of all celeb threads.

any closeups of her feet? i wanna cum

flat ass and tits and has scrawny legs.

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cock out and fap

Still not a fucking Kardashian.

mommy

kim > munn

All Kardashians must die.

those soles

Kim is fucking manufactured garbage.

yes mommy

hotter than munn

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Help me cum Kim user

And nuclear waste is hotter than a campfire. You go sit next to yours, I'll stay by mine.

if youre not jerkin it to lily collins, youre a ragin fagatron

Who the fuck is Lily Collins

If only you were so lucky, user. You're gonna need to do a lot more worshiping at the alter of Tay.

>he admits it

What do I need to do Tay?

dick out

Manufactured garbage designed to appeal to the monkey brain.

but shes hotter than munn

She's trashier and sluttier and more garbage. That appeals to you because you are also garbage.

but shes also sexier than munn

She has better airbrushers than Munn.

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Just the fact that you need to ask tells me that you aren't ready.

What you need to do is get down on the dirty floor where you belong in front of Taylor to beg and plead to to kiss her dirty feet.

Crawl around on the floor. Like a good boy.

shes sexier

kim kardashians fat feet

kim is a fat smelly trash bag full of over ripened mangos.

She's not sexy at all, she's infected garbage.

I'll just take out my beautiful cock and watch Tay stare and her mouth water.

kim > munn

i would rather punch myself in the throat than fuck that lumpy pile of silicone.

I'm naked on the floor, please TayTay allow me to worship and clean your feet.

You're just trolling at this point.

i would prefer to jack off with hot sauce and gasoline, than smelling that armenian garbage pile

munn > kim

She's trash enough on her own without bringing ethnicity into it.

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what if any of you had the opportunity to smash her

what do you think. just keep posting that ass

go fuck yourself you little euro nigger bitch. I would rather listen to your world views than fuck that hairy armenian photoshop

With a rock? Yes, twice in the head.

Nah, it's called not being a dick for no reason. You should try it.

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cheeks

kim > munn

Your little American bubble is about to pop soon, and you'll find the world is not as scary and gross as you were led to believe.

Son she's only hotter if you use Photoshop to make her look better. She only moves nignogs and cucks little ding dongs. She can't get a real white man.

You must be so much fun at parties.

dont bring america into this, and i identify as a bubble and im triggered by your use of the word pop.

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Yes it is

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lel

kim > munn

that was taken like decade ago, look at that shit phone and those lumpy curves

Kim user is the same fucker who was talking about blowing dudes in the last thread. Clearly no expert on women.

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She was on the cover of Rolling Stone? I know it's gone to shit, but fuck come on. Well I feel pretty fucking old now.

nah, that aint me. I would blow a dude to Kim though.

Her irises are so wide, she must be so fucking high

Kim vs Munn

Who would you prefer?

KAtie Cassedy nr 2

This obsession is just unseemly.

Kim. every time.

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kim

Kim. Is. Garbage.

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