Ok Sup Forumsros. Please help. Would you/ Do you eat a girls asshole?

Ok Sup Forumsros. Please help. Would you/ Do you eat a girls asshole?

If a girls not fully on board how does one initiate it? What can i expect.

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try eating pussy and just go for it, make her horny and without asking do your move and eat her ass, if she does not complain she will let u continue

>Do you eat a girls asshole?
Yes, I do.

>If a girls not fully on board how does one initiate it?
Just fucking do it. Don't ask for it. Don't be a fag.

>What can i expect.
Greatness if she's clean down there. Nasty smell if she's not. Also eating hairy ass in my opinion is kinda disgusting, so make sure she's shaven.

I would. If she's not on board ask her when she is really horny or just move to it when you're eating her pussy. you can expect it to taste like skin and of course make sure she cleans her ass very well

She ate my ass and i feel gay because of it

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Yes, I do.
Never asked, just went for it when I was eating her pussy. Kept working her clit with my thumb, and she loved it. Said it felt weird but good.
If she cleans herself properly, very delicate skin and nothing else. If it's the afternoon and she had a shower in the morning, MAYBE a slightly bitter taste. If you're concerned about catching something, you won't: your body is more than prepared to deal with some molecules.
If you want to eventually pop her anal cherry, this is a good way to get started. She's a total anal slut now.

>mfw I get to eat this ass every night

Yes, i love eating a girl's anus.
You can either try it when you're going down on her, just make her wet like crazy, then maybe she'll be horny enough for you to try it...tease her with it, run your tongue on her ass cheeks and you'll see if she's ok with it.

Is this related to a zombie apocalypse? If not, then what the fuck are you expecting? Are you a zombie? If not then then why eat anyone ifiot?

ik how you feel :(

Legitimate question here guys, no hate, what's the appeal of eating ass? I mean, I kinda get eating pussy... but eating ass? What? I don't get it.

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jUST kiss her ass lick her pusssy and lick the asshole too while you're doing it no big deal

Why do some girls like to do that?

Virgin detected

This guy knows the deal.

I've done it, she doesn't really like it though.
Eat pussy, then get her to go in doggy position then start licking the ass hole (if its not shitty) otherwise just stick your cock in the vag

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Alright buddy, I've fucked enough girls to know I'm not putting my mouth down there. This one slut literally was so gross I could smell her asshole while I was eating her pussy. That's enough for me.

It is gay to eat any ass, man, woman, or child. Because men have asses, so you are admitting that you are willing to eat his ass too every time you eat a female ass.

But what if the girl has an amazing ass and is really clean with a beautiful pussy and ass would you really not?

>implying men don't have noses, feet, nipples, hair, ears, etc.

It love licking and sniffing a woman's butthole and I am obsessed over that...when I see a woman I try and judge what her anus smells like...my wife is Chinese and the first time I went down on her I ate her tight butthole and it was heaven...smelled clean and fleshy...my ex who was also Chinese her asshole smelled a bit tart...this is my wife's ass

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No such thing as a clean digestive tract.

I have sniffed my wives asshole many times and most of the time it just smells like flesh...occasionally it will smell like fart

Probably because you both smell like shit 24/7, and your house smells like shit because of that. So it would be hard to notice it any stronger.

you dont understand the appeal of putting your tongue where shit comes out? taking the risk of assuming they're clean? how many times have you finished a shit to realize 10 minutes later you dont think you got it all? remember, girls DO poop. youre still not down for a swirl on the brown eye of a born to shit girl?

Ummm...you sir are a dick, guys have lips and nipples so no more kissing or sucking titties for you, and no more handjobs cause well you know

On a separate note I fucking love eating ass

Booze.

That's because you are closet gay

Just fucking go for it, don't ask for permission. If she doesn't like it she'll tell you and then you just go back to normal sex. I've never experienced any smells or tastes, so imo it's better than eating pussy. Every girl I've been with has loved it but it's totally subjective

>Do you eat a girls asshole?
no, i spit it out.

You've tipped your hand

Agree 100%

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sauce of pic?

l only eat ass after l know shes showered and it has to be exceptional or after sweating at the gym and the ass is sweaty

There isn't much taste to it. Actually eating pussy has more taste than eating ass, at least in my experience. Make her get on her knees so you can eat her ass from behind. That way, she can lean down on one shoulder to prop herself up while using her other hand to rub her pussy. She'll go crazy, trust me.

Pic related: my old fuck buddy's ass that I used to eat.

guys eat ass because it is a step closer to trying homo without actually going homo. it is a butthole. you get comfy with a chick and they start opening up. farting, laughing, dumping in front of you. you think that's gross then. youre just gonna bypass all those known shits and farts and lick a hole for your taboo desires? just suck a sick already or stay true to the puss.

Agreed user. This board is flooded with faggots in denial.

That's a great way to smell and taste shit and never hook up with her again.

>and of course make sure she cleans her ass very well

I'm into ass-eating, but this is why you can't do it without permission. You need to communicate so that she cleans her ass right before sexytime.

Try this experiment for me. Take a shit in the morning, and wipe completely clean. Then, hours later in the day, take a piece of toilet paper, wipe your clean asshole with it once, and then smell it.

You'll soon realize that until you like the taste/smell of shit (some do), you always need a recently cleaned ass if you want to eat it.

Because they like making their partner feel good you fucking idiot. I'm not into having it done to me personally but how do you not know why someone would want to do that?

Yeah, and maybe she wants to introducing you to pegging. So without any warning during a blowjob she will stick her thumb up your ass to see how you react.

Great fucking logic user. This is why you don't take sex advice from anonymous image boards.

Anyone who likes to do anything ass-related sexually is a disgusting faggot, unless you're gay and it's your only option, what's so good about it? Fucking SHIT comes out of there, you might as well shit on a bowl then spread it on your cock or eat it and enjoy it, so disgusting. Pussies are beautiful and that's what you should fuck.

Don't see the appeal in it for them l had a beautiful girl want to do it to me and l was confused as to why...

if i got to decide no, but if she asked me to then yes

Because some of you guys seem to be fucking idiots NEVER go ass to pussy. With anything. The bacteria from an asshole should NOT go in a pussy. She'll get a uti in no time.

>implying 95% of these faggots have ever had a gf, let alone touched a female

Dude you're dumb. Some girls like giving head because of the reaction the guy has when he's getting it. Some guys like eating pussy for the same reason. It applies to eating ass as well.

I don't know how to tell you this but boys and girls have some of the some parts, it's the sex it's attached to that defines the sexuality.

What about tranny ass?

All the answers. No more posts necessary

it's attached to a guy so yeah thats gay. Nothing wrong with being gay though so if that's what you wanna do go for it.

But it is female.

Ya know what

Guys =/= girls. Fuck off, virgin.

Jesus more?

Not everyone wants things near their anus. Some females are shy about it. You'd know that if you ever communicated with one, let alone be in sexual contact with one.

No, it's a guy in a dress. By your logic I'm 9 feet tall because I'm standing on a ladder.

You would be 9 feet taller, so you are right man.

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My current bitch only gets my tongue in her ass when I am drunk.

Last bitch had a thick and sweet booty. Smooth and heavenly. Did not ask, just did it and she liked it. Woke her up one morning like that, she was pissed because it felt weird but immediately went face down ass up.

Anal sex and ass eating as so gross. People try to ignore that the anus is purely for shitting, but this right here is the reality of the anus's true purpose.

Nigger detected.

"Hey, uh, we are making out and you just grabbed my dick. Seems like we are progressing towards a consumating experience. Why don't you take a shower real quick because I might want to lick your bunghole but don't want any dingleberries or microscopic bacteria entering my mouth."

>tfw ur girl keeps slapping your ass and playfully trying to stick a finger in it
What do

if i had to sure

Ate my wife's ass last night. Only do it right after she's showered up. Started it by eating her pussy for a while to warm her up. Then she used her vibrator on her clit while I licked the booty hole. She squirted when she came... Fucking 10/10 orgasm for her. Pic related

Mine used to try and do the same, and stopped when I told her I wasn't into it.

how do you guys think pornos go? all those bitches dont eat for a day or two before the shoot and then have an enima right before. if she shits on camera shes done. everyone is done. they wanted gay hetero porn, not scat. you gonna ask your girls to squirt seawater up their ass so you can feel clean about licking the center of the universe?

That pussy is an absolute disaster.

that pic is from 1982.

So, does that mean that fucking a girl's ass is gay, too? By your logic, you'd be admitting that you'd fuck a guy's ass, since men have asses.

yes

I don't fuck anyone's ass.

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Just do it. If she likes it congrats if she doesn't oh well.

This worked for me. And if she sticks a finger in your ass so be it. Small price to pay for the chance to tounge punch her balloon knot

spoken like a true 14 year old. Next you're gonna tell me I'm a faggot for kissing girls. Guys have lips too right?

Yes I do. If she's not on board with it then I just don't do it, can't make someone be into something they're not into, similarly I would never allow a girl to lick my asshole and there's nothing she could do to get me to agree to it.

would you guys half cook a chicken tendie just to try what half cooked tendies are like?

does your >girl have a dick perhaps?

you have to see if she likes fingers or anal first. its one thing to put your pinkie in, it's another to stick your tongue in. she might judge you as a nasty ass faggot and never talk to you again for licking it. happened to me once.

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is it just me or does asian ass taste different than white?