Hey Sup Forumstards, I won a bet against my girlfriend and can now ask her to do anything non sexual. What do you recommend? I’ll ask dubs.
Hey Sup Forumstards, I won a bet against my girlfriend and can now ask her to do anything non sexual...
Paint your dick blue and fuck her dead body.
>non sexual
Have her draw a picture of your cock in MS paint then post the results.
She said no
Fuck her then she's no goddamn fun
Get her to take a bath in alphabet soup and find enough letter to write a romantic love letter across her tits
She said she'll only do something that isn't degrading to women or anything that is messy
So she's only willing to do shit that she wants to do then?
What is the point?
Because she pays my rent. I don't really have a choice
OP here, she said the soup is fucking weird
Non sexual? what else is there to ask a woman?
Just something retarded
Spanking with a schoolgirl outfit
She give you a hundred dollars and you spend it on Cam girls and you make the Cam girl put on a heavy jacket and pants and watch them read a magazine the whole time
Shit on her face
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> won a bet
> can ask her to do anything non sexual
> Ask
There's your problem
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That's nonsexual and she refused? It's art. Yes I'm comparing her crude mspaint drawings to David and Venus de Milo.
Dump her. She lies. She's just another lying whore.
Buy a hundred dollars worth of hermit crabs and give them a good home.
This but you're wearing the school girl outfit and you're receiving the spanking
Shoe on head
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forgot to grab OPs attention
Dump her, OP
Make her roll around in spaghetti
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owait no i didn't
go me
>Make her roll around in spaghetti
How much spaghetti will I need?
Buy Dawsons creek the entire series and donate it to a church tell them it really opened your heart to the lord
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Forwarding to her
Ask her how she feels about shorter men. I bet you're shorter than her. Fucking shortie.
Have her draw pepe in ms paint and take a picture of her kissing the drawing. Post result (with blurred eyes/face if you want)
I am taller than her
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force her to leave you
Ask her to print a t-shirt with the face of nazi Harold or Hitler on it, + on the t-shirt shall be written "What are jew looking at ? ", then ask her to go have a walk in the nearest jewish distirct
She must be wild at parties if drawing a dick on mspaint is too much for her