/heem/: KING Gordon Ryan Edition

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Rothwell got poosada'd
Eddie v Poirier
KING Gordon is a 3 weight WORLD CHAMPION

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Schaub is God

Tyron poster you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker

Ngannou Werdum please

News:

Tyron Woodley is the WW GOAT after decisive wins against Robbie Lawler, Carlos Condit and SWT (twice)

Understand and respect what it is you're witnessing right now cause you'll do nothing.

Tyrons gunna be one of those guys that doesnt have his contract renewed, just wait

*dabs*

>tfw have to replace t-t-this time posting with n-n-next time
You beigebois make it too easy

*teep you*
*controls distance*
*throws three jabs per round*

nothing personal kid

what's Big Ben gonna pop for?

i'm guessing something fairly innocuous like ostarine or meldonium.

wonderboy?

>decisive

Wgah? he needs to be suspended and his "win" over Schaub overturned.

>1st round KO
>Not decisive

>tko via blacksplosive takedown
>tko via shadow realm
>47-46
>48-46

What does it feel like to get wrestlefucked /heem/? Sometimes I imagine I'm in a fight and this stronger, more muscular guy gets on top of me, and there is nothing I can do about it... it must be rough.

Schaub bless brother. In due time all cheaters will get their dues. Travis and Rothwell got exposed.

Brazil why are you such a faggot holy shit you better be a proxy

The better question is how well would T.GOD do in boxing. Could he beat floyd?

brazil a cute. CUTE!

>Deleted chin
>Fluke knee injury
>Draw
>Controversial decision
Congratulations on your (You)s

how many bongs until studboy radio?

kill yourself

>Unironically miss Goldie

Fucking WME.

What are (((they))) going to fuck up next?

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h-haha yeah
*adjusts cargo shorts to hide my boner*

Reem bless

Thoughts?

P.S. I fucking hate this tranny fuck ad so fucking much

>excuses

You really are pathetic huh

Kys now

Glad you waited 22 hours before screenshotting your YouTube comment, gives it an air of authenticity.

>Robbie "blood orc" Lawler apparently had a deleted chin despite not being KO'd since 2004
>Kicking someone's leg so hard it throws him off balance is now considered a fluke
>Implying draw
>Implying anything controversial
>GSP blatantly ducked him to fight Bizbing

The hoops y'all go through to discredit the best welterweight of all time....

thats not me but okay

>Kicking someone's leg so hard it throws him off balance is now considered a fluke
See this is how I know you haven't actually seen the fight.

maybe a calendar was a bad idea. i dont even know what to put on it

>Getting b8ted this easily

I can't even have a gripe against the Tyrese shitposters because they naturally irk the fuck out of the most unaware goofs out there.

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based spain

You gotta go with icons

Schaub's birthday is the 18th, maybe do a countdown for a week up to it like mark the 12th as "six days until Brendan's Birthday"

The question isn't whether or not you would - because we all would - but do you think you'd be able to give her a good time? What do you think she's into?

Well it shut him up, didn't it? Normally I'd agree with you, just trying to cap it before it turns into another 50 post spergout

Since Rothwell got Usada'd,
Werdum vs Lewis?

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heh, that makes sense. i'll try that. didnt think about the ultimate fighter too

if only there was a list of upcoming events that got posted in almost every thread for you to copy

also slip in some porn recommendations for weekdays

honestly, i really would appreciate that right about now. idk why everyone goes crazy about people making heem better

The only reason Woodley is being spammed is because all the GOATs are out atm

No idea. I wonder what happens to a clit when it gets enlarged to the size of a vienna sausage.

I'd be surprised if she wasn't a lesbian.

gabi isnt gay. she likes to be dominated. she fawns over every guy taller than her

I wish meghan posting would replace schaub tards

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I have actually. He kicked his leg and while Condit was spinning around like how fighters do sometimes he blew out his knee because he didn't gauge how powerful the leg kick was.

Of course no matter what I say you will keep making excuses and latching onto the next contender until there's no one left. Pathetic loser.

Was USADA a mistake?

meghan? you mean megan?

>the death of WW division

Nope. Watch the fight.

yes you're right

fuck what is that thing

>This autistic sperg complaining about naturally irking anyone

You are the biggest spastic on /heem/

I can't forget how butthurt you were when Lawler got KO'd and you were writing essays about how he was no longer your boy.

gross

>an exciting first round knockout is the death of the division
>not the boring karate fuck that didnt deserve a rematch, ruined Maia getting a shot, and ruined GSP getting the winner of Maia vs Woodley

yeah, woodley is the problem. not the guy who has never pushed the pace in a single one of his fights ever

I did and Condit was losing, and had lost round 1. And the leg kick TKO being called a fluke is just pure butthurt. Never see anyone here calling Weidman's win over Silva a fluke cause he broke his leg.

Maybe you should answer why you're so butthurt about Tyron being the best welterweight of all time, what did he do to you personally?

Nope, watch the fight.

You OK dude?

>ignoring mw and lw mandrama champions

wasn't hard to trigger you mate, Woodley was supposed to shut us all up showing a dominant performance but just looked bad same for Wonderboy but that doesn't matter since he wasn't champ. No moneyfights for twood, hes fighting Maia/Masdival winner

>Nothing to say
>w-w-atch the fight
>t-t-his time

Okay I got time to kill so I can def play this game since logical discussion is definitely out the window now.

not that same guy, but I dont think Woodley has qualms about fighting a proper contender

>tfw you're a year older than King Gordon and he's one of the best grapplers in the world

>I dont think Woodley has qualms about fighting a proper contender
that's where you are wrong friend, he wants Bisping/GSP winner but he ain't getting shit

>spoonfeed me

>n-next time

>When you kick someone so hard they fly through the air and blow out a knee trying to spin and some pasty whiteboi online calls it a fluke cause the pigment of your skin triggers them cause they spend too much time browsing Sup Forums and have lost touch with all reality

What does race have to do with that webm?

why didnt this nigger kick wonderboy?

>mfw black people have to make literally everything about race

who's lost touch with reality again?

>n-n-n-ext time
>What does race have to do with that webm?
see

>What do you think she's into?

Me

Post posts.

>he runs a gabi garcia fan instagram

spergOP is banned right now, but here's the list from the archives

Upcoming events:

3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Less than 2 days left

Calendarbro made the GOAT calendars.

Please come back Calendarbro

>Mir - Hunto was a year ago

who /stillexisting/ here?

>196'ers have been watching for a year
are we fightfans now?

No you aren't. Get out back to mandrama.

at the time every one called him a faggot and complained about the calendars. heem has always been shit

WE WUZ KANGZ

>the first ultimate fighting challenge was 50 years ago

twitter.com/Maclifeofficial/status/838528763923058688

what did he mean by this

are we /maia/ or /gamebread/?

i like both, so just curious to see if Masvidal's TDD will be enough

It fucking sucks. Try BJJ against somebody a higher belt than you AND 50+lbs on you. I'm a fairly big guy myself at 200, but when these bearmode powerlifter upper belts get top position, it's very unpleasant. It's like they could kill you pretty easily if they wanted and there isn't shit you could do about it. Feels bad.

i cant even close my guard with the bearmode lifters

>not being atleast 6'4 240.
What are you doing with your life?

Not true I printed his calendars and hung them on my wall and told him how great he was.

>Masvidal's TDD will be enough

HOWLING

>5'9 165
lanklets leave reeee

Suddenly the guys who have 30lbs on you feel like fat fucks

Best way for me at least is to explode and twist for scrambles

who knows? I don't think the match is free for Maia.