Why doesn't someone give him a job, bros?

Why doesn't someone give him a job, bros?

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>boob job

The only thing that anyone should give this fuck is a trip to the grave.

>This is all that remains of White Britain.

Link to the vid where he takes off his shirt?

Wow Chris Hayes got fat

What a repulsive kike jew.

Topkek!

That's a bit redundant.

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Is he voting UKIP yet?

she has nice tits

What the fuck man? It's not a fat suit?

>The amount of angry brits on youtube complaining about there being no jobs

Yet they'll never disagree with more immigration.

They dug their own graves.

1. join a temp agency
2. get tossed in a warehouse or factory

if you have good productivity, you last 90 days. and you'll likely get hired directly to that warehouse or factory.

these temp agencies hire dozens and dozens at once, expecting to lose 95% of the new hires 'cause they're total shitheads.

just don't be on of those shitheads.

Work in a factory? Like some ukip voting hooligan?
Beneath a superior being of liberal intelligence.

>Why doesn't someone give him a job
i think he needs to take some testosterone and excersize a bit first

I'm not looking at that shit everyday.

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Hows your fedora collection coming along?

Nice.

this guy is making BANK on his patreon

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Bernie supporters.

Im transcribing this for those who cant have the time or ears to listen

godspeed user

This should be a /f/lash

He ate the suit

1/2
>[Exasperated sigh]
"Good evening various people across the grand spectrums of time and the multiverse, my name is Alexander Gordan Jahans"
[Look pensive, tinged with a melancholy anxiety]
"Fuck Capitalism."
"Fuck fucking capitalism."
"Fuck this fuckign world of,"
[Probably Sarcasm]
"Just get a job, just get a job, just get a job - competatitve market place with fucking.."
[Looks away - gurning]
"Sharks and Predators! Fighting to fucking exploit - those.."
[Pray to jesus]
" You know; I thought maybe, maybe... no, nope no."
"Hey! You're looking for a job, you might have fucking found a job, well done!
[Excessive wrist slapping[
"Wc-oh!, its a fuckign scam merchant!"
"Fucking Scam Merchant!"
"Oh but thu-is got a nice website, and its got a nice website and ya know their a fucking limited company right!"
"Look on the website!"
[Points to empty space]
"It doesn't actually say anything, they have got a lot of words, a l..lot of adjectives..."
[Frustrated shaking]
"..and adverbs buh nuh, doesnt actually say what they fucking do I know the guy who founded the company does skiing, i don't actually know, ya know, what the company has done!"
"Right I know the guy has done talks"
[Shows incredulity intensively]
"But I dont actually know what successful things they've done, they talk about our success and about how we are very successul - ah yes!"

"But they don't actually ...Give examples."
>[Looks directly into the camera and gestures to the audience]
"Because that would mean..research, yuh that'd mean reality, that'd mean facts - right?!"
>[Deep Breath arms flailing dangerously]
And its like, Ok so uh look at companies house, what..how much do they make ..oh 100 pounds a year!. soo there's two of them, two and theres only two employees - yeah - yeh.
"They're fuckign scam artists, they are fucking con merchants"
"And, they're not legit, and ug the BskyB are the other..uum, the other opportunity that I was presented with... didn't call back, so fuck capitalism.
>[Depression Elevates]
"Fuck fucking capitalism, fuck all you fuckers who say, JUST GET A JOB MATE!"
>[Slaps hands aggressively and stares into the camera]
"Fuck all of you"
>[Will to live eliminated]
"Fuck it all, just fuck it all"
>[Hold back tears, looking into a middle distance between the audience and himself]
>[After a second or two of silence, quietly adds]
"...fuck it all.....fuck it .fucking all."

Youre a wizard. It's like he was sperging in my head

I don't think workers are working UKIP the same way workers are voting Trump in america, UKIP appeals more to aristicrats and has trouble gaining electoral traction

SPBP

Why do people think getting a job is hard?

I've gotten every job I've never applied to and have never worked food service or customer service.

Go outside, lime. Been here too long.

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This.

How old are you?

What kind of education do you have?

What job do your parents have? How much have they assisted you, if at all?

21
8th grade (last grade i passed but i never actually dropped out)
Dad is awesome. Mother is a sociopath living in a mental facility.
Not at all.
I got a job via Photoshop skillz at the mall making t-shirts and stickers with vinyl then went to a nursery and told them i wanted a new job ( while i was still employed at the mall ) and they took me on at minimum wage.
I'm up to 18.50 and manage the place.

People think it's hard to get a job because they don't want to get a job.

I know places with extremely high turnover because people are just too lazy to show to work on time consistently. Every single time someone complains that they can't find work, they're lazy or think they're somehow above service jobs or manual labor even if they've never worked before. I'm not saying a trained professional should be expected to work fast food, but too many college and high school students just don't want a job bad enough.