The only exciting match this week is this one

>the only exciting match this week is this one
How did this happen?

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>tfw

I hope you enjoy watching buses getting parked.

cl has been shit for 5 years

Napoli had a legit shot before Ramos crushed the team's souls.

And this was honestly the best Bayern-Arsenal R16 tie of the three there have been thanks to the 10-2 memes.

*Dab*ele with the brace and Pulisic with the winning goal/assist

All we need is 1 (one). If they score 2 (two), they are in for some trouble.

kek I feel bad for you moor, you are so deluded with reality holy shit

dortmund just trashed another UCL team this weekend, that's what they are capable of
but you.. sorry but black's people luck expires someday and Benfica already used it all last match when Dortmund massacred them

Is Reus dead again or not?

yeah, guerreiro too

That's where you're wrong, maninho. Our luck never ends.
Apparently yes.

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Croatia's brave Pewlisich will save us.

>exciting
Uh, dude.. Did you watch the first game? We are in for a motherfucking beating.

Guerreiro could still play, even if it's unlikely.

Don't really give a shit about Benfica, desu.

>implying Dortmund isn´t scoring 4

>t. betinho do esportchiva dji lisboa

who /lifelong into eternity for a evening/ benefica here?

Fuck the Dortcucks. Pls send them home

Honest hope Benfica wins senpai

/lifelong/ Benficuck here :3
Hoping Obamamebabubu has a night like the Lisbon one.

as a /lifelong/ RB Leipzig supporter I don't really care desu senpai

By Obama wasting all his fucking chances and Benfica scoring from one shot on goal.

Ah yes, the token "two shit teams of which one will advance and will then meet Real and then get btfo" game, very exciting.

Dortmund have already played Real twice and lost neither though.

Dortmund is either excellent or shit. So they'll win or lose.

I'd rather watch the Barca game, even if it is a lost cause.

Tuchel can't deal with bus parking. Just do what Frankfurt did last season in their second game in bundes.

They've been pretty good recently, since Piszczek's been moved to CB for good. Though if Guerreiro is out on top of Reus that could hurt them, since he's basically the ideal LWB for them right now.

Yeah. Either 6-0 for dortmund or 1-0 for Benfica.

If bencaca there will be homo butsecks all around lisbon. pic related bencaca fun train

>too intelligent to play for Bayern

Isn't Benfica the shit team that is supported by all commies in Portugal, winning the league every year by refballing and FC Porto is the actually good team that fares better in Europe?

>FC Porto is the actually good team that fares better in Europe?

not recently

No and no.
1: Everyone refballs their way into the title here.
2: If by "fares better" you mean getting humiliated by Bayern Munich, then absolutely.

But Porto has more (and more recent) European titles than Benfica, don't they?

but porto raped bayern 3:1 in an epic game at home

atleast thats what portoniggers claim

After the 1962 European Cup Final, Guttmann approached the Benfica board of directors and asked for a pay rise.[9] However, despite the success he had brought the club, he was turned down.[10] On leaving Benfica, Guttman allegedly cursed the club, declaring, "Not in a hundred years from now will Benfica ever be European champion". Benfica have gone on to lose all eight of their subsequent European finals, including five European Cup finals (1963, 1965, 1968, 1988, and 1990), and three UEFA Cup/UEFA Europa League finals (1983, 2013 and 2014).[11][12] Before the 1990 final, which was played in Vienna, where Guttmann was buried, Eusébio even prayed at his grave and asked for the curse to be broken.[13]

Mitroglou gonna score.
3-1 Dortmund.
sorry guys.

>the only exciting match this week is this one
What happened yesterday at Napoli!?

Shut the fuck up, filho, you don't know what you're talking about! Benfica has always a shiton of luck, except on European finals, of course

Yes

Based

I hate Dortmund too, but hate Benficaca more

Fuck you, Codnigger

>Benficuck
>Being racist towards niggers

Kek

Hope that happens. And I hate Real

BASED NORTHERN MONGOL

At least we win Europa League finals

Better to win against Bayern and then be humiliated than don't defeat them at all

Indeed, thanks to based Guttman

Don't forget when we defeat them in the Champions Cup final

This

>Porto
>Good
LAFFING

>Not considering that Uefalona will make an historic comeback

>Portonigger sperging out
Enjoy watching Benfica win their fourth league in a row

>an historic
Always annoys me seeing it spelt like that.

You should put a TRIGGER warning in there.

>ooga booga CARALHO
typical porto shitskin

*ooga booga CARAGO, you fucking Moor!

Kek

you are lucky. reus is injured, guerreiro might be too.
leverkusen is the best at ruining german cl ambitions

já andaram na bicicleta do Holmes Place maninhos? ;^)

Thoughts?
Hope BVB goes back to 433 with Pulisic on the wing for Durm.
They attack much nicer that way.

Fejsa is injured.

2011 was 26 years ago

Is that going to be a problem?

This. And 1961 was four years ago

>bela guttman died 542 years ago
>his curse will outlive the Milky Way/Andromeda collision
>Benfica plays Ayylmao FC in the galactic Intertoto Cup final on Tau Ceti
>they lose

Yes. He's the most important piece of our midfield. The not that great Samaris will probably replace him.

In terms of casualties, both teams are on equal terms, I think. Benfica doesn't have Grimaldo and Fejsa, BVB Guerreiro and Reus.

I don't know abt BVB's, but the ones who will replace those guys on Benfica's starting XI are shit.

IMO both are a big loss.
Lately all the creative plays from BVB came over the left side with Reus and Guerreiro freeing up space for each other nicely.
The build up on the right side is basically all pace and then pass the ball to Dembele.
Schmelzer and Schürrle don't have the same skill on the ball as Guerreiro and Reus.

I think Pullisic can manage

kek moortuguese get triggered so easily

Benfica os supported by all the commies because benfica is supported by all the people in Portugal.
When one team is successful at home, it's successful abroad

Reported for offtopic :^)

>offtopic

there's a fucking bicycle wheel on benfica's crest, not to mention cycling was one the club's first sports

True. Look closely on the crest and there's a bicycle wheel

I hope Pulisic is playing. He did a great job against Bayer

>Poolisic
jk he's okay

>Game starts
> Dortmund 3 x 0 Malfica before 10 min of first half
YES!

>Watching the CL when there are still 16 teams left (12 are shit)
Shiggydiggy

Samaris is literally wasting time im Benfica, He is good but he hasn't climatized and the coach even threw a loss blame on him. Can't build confidence on that.

Samaris is a useful player if you need to injure someone.

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DIE BESTEN

>no real match thread for this
>barely anybody talking about the match

LOL, nobody gives a fuck about your little prussian shit club, dortmunders

you obbiously do franz

JÜRGEN

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> Benfica
Will there be kike magic, lads?

death to modern germany and it's clubs

go benefica

KNEES WEAK

nah, I just came here to laugh at you

off to the barca vs paris matchthread now, where everyone else is, bye

>the absolute state of Poortugal

pulisic already confounding the benfica defenders, what a legend

PULISIC
PULISIC
PULISIC
PULISIC

IT BEGINS

ROFL THE SCREEN CUT OUT ON TSN DURING THE GOAL WTF

AMATEUR BROADCASTING

Oh fugg, never mes with Jews.

Well that first leg advantage didn't last long

Bengica laa

that was an assist right? he's the GOAT, right?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Semedo
>50 million
kek

BIG STRONG AMERICANS

>mfw dortmund has literally no defense

Wtf Piszczek is CB now?

anyone has a zdf stream that you can watch from outside germany?

Is Dembele the future GOAT?

What part of Borussia are you lads from??

bundesliga-streams.net/live/borussia-dortmund-livestream-4/channel-1/

even in your shit language

>Semedo choking
welp there goes our summer sale

>the social low income neighbourhood of beneficia