You will never speak German

you will never speak German

Zank gott fur zat.

Why learn a dying language?

Macht mich wirklich denkend...

csq tu ne parlerai jamais bien le francais

el poleANO

Why?It ain't that difficult/

i came here for pictures of this meme dog.
rather, different versions of one picture of this meme dog.

In forty years neither will Germans.

I want to learn german because of all the wonderful philosophy and literature, especially to read Kant and Faust. But unlike Japanese there's not a million cartoons or porn slideshows I can use to learn the basics so I have no idea how to start ;_;

so you felt the need to bump this thread with this post
fascinating

Not any worse than you crying about it.

I speak German, been learning/speaking it for about 5-6 years and studied abroad in Germany as well. You can learn it

Music is a really good way to start. That's how I started and I still try to learn from it. For me, Rammstein was a great intro-level learning tool

Can you understand Heidegger?

I'm not sure who that is. Probably some big philosopher I'm assuming. I actually haven't gotten to reading much German philosophy except a little Kafka for class, so I'm not really sure yet if I could understand it

why did you decide to study German?

>Kafka
>German philosophy
uhm, I love him but are you being serious?

>dgw Sie werden immer Deutsch sprechen
All diese Zeit werden verloren sein, so wie Tränen im Regen.

>americans only know 1 language

Quite a few of us branch out actually, though I'm happy to say unlike the Dutch and Germans we're not required to speak Arabic or Turkish.

pero bien que hablás castellano, negro de mierda.

I can always pretend
Der Jüngling steigt den Berg mit Qual, die Aussicht ist ihm sehr egal Hat das Röslein nur im Sinn. Bringt es seiner Liebsten hin

what a point to learn it?