Got my first tinder match after 3 years on tinder

>got my first tinder match after 3 years on tinder
>Pic related

I'm scared

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Good god

Holy shit, Get your cock out and thrust it at her!

Oh deary me

Not bad! Get nudes

Suckle mommys milkies and let her look after you as she wants to be empowered.

FUCK IT

I wish I wasn't so autistic

M-MOMMY...!!!

get nudes for our sake at least

Forgot pic

stop being pussy and show her name its tinder for fuck sake

People who have to scream and shout about how they are a feminist are obnoxious.
>Princess
>Buzzcut Barbie
More obnoxious.


Does her profile say anything else or is that it?

That's some serious titties !!!

how do u only have 1 match in 3 years

That means she likes to gag on dicks.

beta shy faggot

Fuck her!, then delete any and all traces to yourself, because that "wyman" is 100% CRAZY.

why the fuck would you swipe yes to that thing

get some better pics i cant fap to this shit

i dont use this tinder shit but if i did i would just swipe left on everyone. if it's a match you don't like just don't talk to them if they start a conversation.

Hope you have a big dick, I doubt it's going to be a tight pussu!

give us moar op

he is deperate (like me) and swipes right without looking at the profile.

Cuz look at me
Just a bunch of stuff how she isn't looking for hookups
No
Cuz titties

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHSHSJDKFKDHSHRKFKCOGJSHZGXIDJCJSB

I'M FUGGIN' DYING IT PROBABLY HAS A MOUSTACHE AND THREE HEMMERHOIDS

holy fuck op you'll get lost in them
take a kitten for safety

Damn OP her tits are almost as big as your stomach. She's gonna peg you

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THOUST DELIVERETH

Wtfffffff

You'll be in the middle of having sex and in Dolph
Lungren's voice she'll say "I must break you."
Before you can utter, What the fuck?, she suffocates you with her massive tits. RIP, dude. But it would be an awesome way to die though

holy fuck are you me bro ?
the likeness is fucking uncanny

Call me crazy but I would fucking rail that.

more?

What is your workout routine, your so studly!

Bend over, you're the woman tonight.

I mean that's a lot of breasts.

lol do you have a small dick?

also show us your tinder pic

Sup Forums delivars

Almost 100% chance she is mother to a mudskin or two.

hopefully she's one of the 'use men for sexual gratification' feminists and not the other kind

play this for her.

youtube.com/watch?v=JrbIO3YfNj8

She is but you have to pretend to like blm and feminist ideologies.

this
post dick pic and profile pic

Op if you don't rail this you're gay as fuck.

OP you'd be crazy and gay not to fuck her

moarrrr
dont let this thread die guys

As much as I hate feminists and fat women,
she's pretty fucking sexy I won't lie. Of course she's chubby, definitely a BBW, but I'd fuck that if I were you OP.

Just be careful with what you say, knowing that she's a feminist and whatnot. And use a condom. Lord knows how many misogynists have already fucked that coochie in order for her to be a feminazi ;)

Holy fuck, that's alot of titty

No.1 get off of the fucking computer
No.2 get out of moms basement
No.3 get the fuck over there ! (stopping for condoms and chicken tendies on the way)
No.4 put benis in bagina
No.5 become a man

For anyone here that's thinking fuck feminist, I just want you to know that these women( and men) do not live by the standards that society sets on them. So if you can, literally fuck them. I can guarantee that you'll have one of the best, if not the best, sex you've ever had.
Also I'm not into huge breasts or huge woman but this one sort of stirs my frothing loins

Here is my main profile pic

RUN

An here's my penis

moar

not even half as bad as i pictured you to be
now go get them giant tiddies

OH THE HUGE MAMMARIES!

If you have not had sex in years, why is your cock shaved! What weird-ass shit are you doing that needs a shaved cock!

I get ingrown hairs so I shave sometimes

RIP

its called hygiene, you might have never heard of it you animal

trim dont shave fuck

how do you not get a match for 3 years?

he could be preparing for sex, or he just likes a shaved dick. I gotta admit a shaved dick feels pretty gud

Patriarchy's Top Creamery

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jesus I just shot my wad

nobody cares, we're here for the 2 planets

please fuck my sister

Why are you posting my penis on the web fagot

thread is fake. abandon thread.
op is a liar.

holy hell, go for it. ive seen this girl in a lot of chubby threads. ill see where i saved her stuff

Jesus! I just shod my pony/

>its called hygiene, you might have never heard of it you animal

Listen tiny... my pube bush only hides the first 3 inches of my turgid tower.

my sides

this has to be a joke

>nipple piercing

oh, i get it

You really had nerve enough to pierce your nipple? Someone should shock your balls.

I'm not lying

I know tons of feminists, they don't like to be called "princess".

buzzcut feminist princess with gigantic titties.

That is a tough one.

well that wasn't your penis you liar.

Fite me fuckheads

At least her tits are fatter than her belly.

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no shame OP, go get her champ

Maybe I don't want to expose myself to 20 virgins on 4chinz

dont try to make sense out of a woman

Your dick is the least you can post.

>le woman meme

who cares if that is actually op or not, i just want to see more tiddies

trips for her IG?

Plot twist: OP is actually the titty monster

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that would make my dick feel awkward

damn OP you gotta give us something in return for all these badbois

Don't you get tired of posting this shit?

you mean these dubs? no

chekeeeeem