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>My dream is to go to Phuket for a month and just train Muay Thai and chillax on the beach all day
edition

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going to SCREAM at the next yank post

DESPISE the left. Hate forners. Hate pakis. Hate atheists. Hate gays. Hate lesbians. Hate muzzies. Hate special needs lads. Hate wogs. Hate tinkers. Love the pub and football, simple as

Anime

you arrive in the richest country on earth
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>renting a room of this family because im working in a different town
>They give me black bedsheets
>wank in bed to help me fall asleep
>cumstains all over it
>room smells of sweat and farts (have stomach problem)
>go back home for the weekend
>come back
>see my bedsheets have been changed

i feel ashamed, embarassed but also violated. Why the fuck did they come into my room and do that. If I knew they wanted to enter my room I'd have cleaned it beforehand fuck. Now they've litrally cleaned a cummy bed sheet. How the fuck am I supposed to face any of them now. Why would they put me in this awkward as fuck position - rent a room to someone - don't come into it without their permission simple. Now I have to cringe myself to sleep.

For fuck sakes, I hate fucking housesharing or lodging or whatever. I just want my own fucking apartment fuck everything.,,

If /brit/ was a school lunch then the aussies would be the Frube

Reminder that anyone who doubted my "Riga as a Deano hotspot" claim has been UTTERLY btfo

>Do they even admire architecture

I'm not a fucking architect am I mate

Face it rorkes, you're on the wrong side of history. There are no breaks on the globalist train

how on earth do you even know what a deano is

Literally hell

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Just watched 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2'

Has got to be the worst piece of shit I've ever watched.

>apartment
stopped reading there. fuck off yank.

Scotland was that jittery as fuk lad with abusive parents in secondary school who smoked a pack a day from 12 onwards

deano destinations
>ibiza
>magaluf
>cancun
>amsterdam
>prague

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night lads

reckon if Clement Attlee were alive today modern leftists would call him a fascist

Deanos in Riga
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Brit on vacation here

missed 2 calls from a private number whilst makeign breakfast
odds on it being something worth worrying about?

they really wouldn't though

need a beach house out in Cancun

8/13

it was me

hmmm

>these people voted Remain

mans on road

Ayia Napa
Zante
Tenerife
Budapest
Dubai
And more recently, Croatia

>the olympic GAMES
>full of sports with no games in there at all

genuinely me

Me calling u

Was wondering why u don't answer:))€

Let's chat over coffe n biscits x

see you next tuesday

am a deano

euro kids born years after me are old enough to drink but i'm not

lanzarote

reminder caralad is ginger

am quite literally going to fail my exams iah

>turbo normie scum
>RD S 1 year ago
>DormerStone

HOWLING

What's it like to put your willy in a vagina for the first time lads?

missed 2 calls from a private number whilst getting into bed
odds on it being something worth worrying about?

...

haha twat

warm

have you lads ever watched The Pianist?
is it just me or is it blatant propaganda?
the Nazi's weren't that bad, surely

Woah haha roastie Rorkes BTFO

0_0

I tried to think of zante but I couldn't remember the name, and yes completely forgot about croatia

anybody here wanna trade morrissey memes?

Deano holiday destinations:
>Belgrade
>Addis ababa
>Vladivostok
>Caracas
>Limerick

>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

its significant
like you've reached an important social goal

>vacation
hmm
>And more recently, Croatia
spot on. but in my day we called them Garys.

Here's the thing. You said a "Jedi is a Sith." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a padawan who studies the Force, I am telling you, specifically, in this galaxy, no one calls Jedi Sith. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Sith family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Darksiders, which includes things from secret apprentices to masters to Dark Lords. So your reasoning for calling a Jedi a Sith is because random people "call the black ones Sith?" Let's get Mace Windu and Lando Calrissian in there, then, too. Also, calling someone good or evil? It's not one or the other, that's not how the Force works. They're both. A Jedi is a Jedi and a member of the light side of the Force. But that's not what you said. You said a Jedi is a Sith, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all users of the Force Sith, which means you'd call Yoda, Luke, and other Force users Sith, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

disgusting

fucks sake

don't forget riga

>rowling
>conservative

>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.

Mozza loves UKIP but wants to give the falklands to the argies

ah yes, anyone who doesn't like corbyn is automatically a tory, doesn't matter that JK Rowling has given countless amounts of money to the Labour party

peoples voices never match their faces

>private number
>11pm on a sunday night
>important

don't worry lad

leaving it for later and going again to bed

no

100%

arse hurts

stupid irish twat
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He's against imperialism and colonialism, whether its by the EU or the UK

got em friday mon and thurs and havent started revising yet iah

willy hurts

ah yes the shop pizza

wrong. can immediately tell from someones voice that they're a british asian

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HEY NOW HEY NOW
DON'T DREAM ITS OVER

morrisseys a stupid twat

hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry

cooking a cuck pizza

plen

how big are your tits

saw deano @ gregg's

dumb paddy

just don't understand this tracey emin art

putting the shop pizza in the oven

talking about voices not accents

Going to go to bed soon, got work in the morning xx

32b

*applause*

cute x

selfie lads no h8 xx

rly makes me thnk

really jogs my noggin

Ma came in drunk harassing me and I swear to fuck lads I was so close to giving her a pair of Irish sunglasses

Do NEETs still get the christmas bonus if they've been sanctioned?

Do you have Popeye's Chicken in Bri'un?

does that turn it into an oven pizza

>just bought a shop pizza from the food supermarket and cooked it in the heat oven

>wake up
>macron won
>by nearly 35%

france is lost lads

there is no hope for them

init

FEMLETS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

hmm so these are the manchildren posting here about das capital and communism

hatred for contemporary art is another thing the underclass got going for them