>My dream is to go to Phuket for a month and just train Muay Thai and chillax on the beach all day
edition
/brit/
going to SCREAM at the next yank post
DESPISE the left. Hate forners. Hate pakis. Hate atheists. Hate gays. Hate lesbians. Hate muzzies. Hate special needs lads. Hate wogs. Hate tinkers. Love the pub and football, simple as
Anime
you arrive in the richest country on earth
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>renting a room of this family because im working in a different town
>They give me black bedsheets
>wank in bed to help me fall asleep
>cumstains all over it
>room smells of sweat and farts (have stomach problem)
>go back home for the weekend
>come back
>see my bedsheets have been changed
i feel ashamed, embarassed but also violated. Why the fuck did they come into my room and do that. If I knew they wanted to enter my room I'd have cleaned it beforehand fuck. Now they've litrally cleaned a cummy bed sheet. How the fuck am I supposed to face any of them now. Why would they put me in this awkward as fuck position - rent a room to someone - don't come into it without their permission simple. Now I have to cringe myself to sleep.
For fuck sakes, I hate fucking housesharing or lodging or whatever. I just want my own fucking apartment fuck everything.,,
If /brit/ was a school lunch then the aussies would be the Frube
Reminder that anyone who doubted my "Riga as a Deano hotspot" claim has been UTTERLY btfo
>Do they even admire architecture
I'm not a fucking architect am I mate
Face it rorkes, you're on the wrong side of history. There are no breaks on the globalist train
how on earth do you even know what a deano is
Literally hell
Just watched 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2'
Has got to be the worst piece of shit I've ever watched.
>apartment
stopped reading there. fuck off yank.
Scotland was that jittery as fuk lad with abusive parents in secondary school who smoked a pack a day from 12 onwards
deano destinations
>ibiza
>magaluf
>cancun
>amsterdam
>prague
night lads
reckon if Clement Attlee were alive today modern leftists would call him a fascist
Deanos in Riga
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Brit on vacation here
missed 2 calls from a private number whilst makeign breakfast
odds on it being something worth worrying about?
they really wouldn't though
need a beach house out in Cancun
8/13
it was me
hmmm
>these people voted Remain
mans on road
Ayia Napa
Zante
Tenerife
Budapest
Dubai
And more recently, Croatia
>the olympic GAMES
>full of sports with no games in there at all
genuinely me
Me calling u
Was wondering why u don't answer:))€
Let's chat over coffe n biscits x
see you next tuesday
am a deano
euro kids born years after me are old enough to drink but i'm not
lanzarote
reminder caralad is ginger
am quite literally going to fail my exams iah
>turbo normie scum
>RD S 1 year ago
>DormerStone
HOWLING
What's it like to put your willy in a vagina for the first time lads?
missed 2 calls from a private number whilst getting into bed
odds on it being something worth worrying about?
...
haha twat
warm
have you lads ever watched The Pianist?
is it just me or is it blatant propaganda?
the Nazi's weren't that bad, surely
Woah haha roastie Rorkes BTFO
0_0
I tried to think of zante but I couldn't remember the name, and yes completely forgot about croatia
anybody here wanna trade morrissey memes?
Deano holiday destinations:
>Belgrade
>Addis ababa
>Vladivostok
>Caracas
>Limerick
>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
its significant
like you've reached an important social goal
>vacation
hmm
>And more recently, Croatia
spot on. but in my day we called them Garys.
Here's the thing. You said a "Jedi is a Sith." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a padawan who studies the Force, I am telling you, specifically, in this galaxy, no one calls Jedi Sith. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Sith family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Darksiders, which includes things from secret apprentices to masters to Dark Lords. So your reasoning for calling a Jedi a Sith is because random people "call the black ones Sith?" Let's get Mace Windu and Lando Calrissian in there, then, too. Also, calling someone good or evil? It's not one or the other, that's not how the Force works. They're both. A Jedi is a Jedi and a member of the light side of the Force. But that's not what you said. You said a Jedi is a Sith, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all users of the Force Sith, which means you'd call Yoda, Luke, and other Force users Sith, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
disgusting
fucks sake
don't forget riga
>rowling
>conservative
>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.
Mozza loves UKIP but wants to give the falklands to the argies
ah yes, anyone who doesn't like corbyn is automatically a tory, doesn't matter that JK Rowling has given countless amounts of money to the Labour party
peoples voices never match their faces
>private number
>11pm on a sunday night
>important
don't worry lad
leaving it for later and going again to bed
no
100%
arse hurts
stupid irish twat
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He's against imperialism and colonialism, whether its by the EU or the UK
got em friday mon and thurs and havent started revising yet iah
willy hurts
ah yes the shop pizza
wrong. can immediately tell from someones voice that they're a british asian
...
HEY NOW HEY NOW
DON'T DREAM ITS OVER
morrisseys a stupid twat
hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
cooking a cuck pizza
plen
how big are your tits
saw deano @ gregg's
dumb paddy
just don't understand this tracey emin art
putting the shop pizza in the oven
talking about voices not accents
Going to go to bed soon, got work in the morning xx
32b
*applause*
cute x
selfie lads no h8 xx
rly makes me thnk
really jogs my noggin
Ma came in drunk harassing me and I swear to fuck lads I was so close to giving her a pair of Irish sunglasses
Do NEETs still get the christmas bonus if they've been sanctioned?
Do you have Popeye's Chicken in Bri'un?
does that turn it into an oven pizza
>just bought a shop pizza from the food supermarket and cooked it in the heat oven
>wake up
>macron won
>by nearly 35%
france is lost lads
there is no hope for them
init
FEMLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
hmm so these are the manchildren posting here about das capital and communism
hatred for contemporary art is another thing the underclass got going for them