Found this in my back yard

Found this in my back yard.

Trips decides what I do with it

i think it's deciding whether to murder you or not

Keep it as a pet

Give it a small top hat.

Do you know what a timestamp is OP or are you a newfag?

Brack Jr!

Must keep and give him a show on public access tv.... when the time is right, of course

Let it go

Put it on your dick, but first Also do for cuteness sake

mash it up with a hammer

Pull out one of the legs.

SPACE PROGRAM

reroll

Rolling.

nice

Cmon

In the blender it goes

Spread peanut butter on it

put him back in the water u dumb nigger

I don't want it on my dick guys, it's bigger lol

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eat it

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One of the THICC legs.

cum on it!

cum on it

Re roll

Microwave it

Have a small ornate gold collar made for it. Leash it to your bed with silk thread to eat bugs and keep you safe.

Or jizz on it. Your choice

Yes

Rolling

Eat it.. What's trips??

Bop it

cover it in pubes and light on fire

cum on it

roll

stuff it up your ass and take a picture of it with timestamp

It was literally eating leaves when I found it. I don't think it eats bugs

keep it, timestamp, then deliver.

Reroll

This

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Don't hurt it OP

Reroll, WITH the small top hat, cause thats better

jizz on it, then cook in a frying pan

lock it in a jar of piss and cum

Just smash him with a tool of your choice.

reroll

is your back yard google images? because i think you might have an infestation of them

toss it at someone

That might have been eating aphids from the leaves. That thing is a meat eating super psycho killer of the big world. Like giga nigga 5k for beetles

Decapitation!

Re- REEEEE- roll

Eat it.

LIGHTER TO THE HEAD

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so be it

I might keep it as a pet. Looking into it I think it's female and asexual so I could get babies and sell them

eat it faggot

Blend it

Completely harmless animal.
I would suggest making a nice custom fit plate armor for it, but i guess that's too much.
Instead you should knit it a nice sweater.

Try to find its dick

Ignore me. It's a phasmid not a mantis. Leash it up and keep it on a houseplant instead.

Will it blend?

plant it

Well, you've just answered yourself OP
Dubs determine name!

wow

let it go :)

Don't u mean zorack u idiot?

Krognar the Green

Are you fucking serious? You wanted that from the beginning, admit it!

cut in half with scissors

>its asexual
u r asexual, u sperg

Cut Head off

Rolling for that

Let it go

roll it up and smoke it

space program

Just put the green killing machine back in your yard.

Uhhhhh......... maybe?? kthxbai

It was totally a test...... and you passed!

Yeah.....

Eat It

Humans can't be asexual you dum dum

So Close
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Wine, dine, and sex it.

Re roll

It's so cute, I love bugs.

lol fuck u op
just made this entire thread pointless, pretty selfish if you ask me..

Name it Rick

reroll

make it breed so it becomes a plague

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cum on it then blend it

how is OP able to pick this thing up? Does it not squirm away or some shit? I would be horrified, and Im not the type to be afraid of bugs and critters

To be honest while its size was intimidating, it's pretty cute.

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but insects can?

make a video of you jerking off on it

i had a praying mantis as a pet, but one day i put it out when i was cleaning its enclosure... and killed it when i sat on it by mistake.

what the ass is it??

reroll, also find the smallest cup/vessel in the house for it and have tea with the dapper chap

It's pretty slow moving, and seems to keep still as much as it can. If you blow on it, it sways so I guess it's trying to mimic a leaf or a vine or some shit.