Found this in my back yard.
Trips decides what I do with it
Found this in my back yard.
Trips decides what I do with it
i think it's deciding whether to murder you or not
Keep it as a pet
Give it a small top hat.
Do you know what a timestamp is OP or are you a newfag?
Brack Jr!
Must keep and give him a show on public access tv.... when the time is right, of course
Let it go
Put it on your dick, but first Also do for cuteness sake
mash it up with a hammer
Pull out one of the legs.
SPACE PROGRAM
reroll
Rolling.
nice
Cmon
In the blender it goes
Spread peanut butter on it
put him back in the water u dumb nigger
I don't want it on my dick guys, it's bigger lol
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eat it
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One of the THICC legs.
cum on it!
cum on it
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Microwave it
Have a small ornate gold collar made for it. Leash it to your bed with silk thread to eat bugs and keep you safe.
Or jizz on it. Your choice
Yes
Rolling
Eat it.. What's trips??
Bop it
cover it in pubes and light on fire
cum on it
roll
stuff it up your ass and take a picture of it with timestamp
It was literally eating leaves when I found it. I don't think it eats bugs
keep it, timestamp, then deliver.
Reroll
This
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Don't hurt it OP
Reroll, WITH the small top hat, cause thats better
jizz on it, then cook in a frying pan
lock it in a jar of piss and cum
Just smash him with a tool of your choice.
reroll
is your back yard google images? because i think you might have an infestation of them
toss it at someone
That might have been eating aphids from the leaves. That thing is a meat eating super psycho killer of the big world. Like giga nigga 5k for beetles
Decapitation!
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Eat it.
LIGHTER TO THE HEAD
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so be it
I might keep it as a pet. Looking into it I think it's female and asexual so I could get babies and sell them
eat it faggot
Blend it
Completely harmless animal.
I would suggest making a nice custom fit plate armor for it, but i guess that's too much.
Instead you should knit it a nice sweater.
Try to find its dick
Ignore me. It's a phasmid not a mantis. Leash it up and keep it on a houseplant instead.
Will it blend?
plant it
Well, you've just answered yourself OP
Dubs determine name!
wow
let it go :)
Don't u mean zorack u idiot?
Krognar the Green
Are you fucking serious? You wanted that from the beginning, admit it!
cut in half with scissors
>its asexual
u r asexual, u sperg
Cut Head off
Rolling for that
Let it go
roll it up and smoke it
space program
Just put the green killing machine back in your yard.
Uhhhhh......... maybe?? kthxbai
It was totally a test...... and you passed!
Yeah.....
Eat It
Humans can't be asexual you dum dum
So Close
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Wine, dine, and sex it.
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It's so cute, I love bugs.
lol fuck u op
just made this entire thread pointless, pretty selfish if you ask me..
Name it Rick
reroll
make it breed so it becomes a plague
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cum on it then blend it
how is OP able to pick this thing up? Does it not squirm away or some shit? I would be horrified, and Im not the type to be afraid of bugs and critters
To be honest while its size was intimidating, it's pretty cute.
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but insects can?
make a video of you jerking off on it
i had a praying mantis as a pet, but one day i put it out when i was cleaning its enclosure... and killed it when i sat on it by mistake.
what the ass is it??
reroll, also find the smallest cup/vessel in the house for it and have tea with the dapper chap
It's pretty slow moving, and seems to keep still as much as it can. If you blow on it, it sways so I guess it's trying to mimic a leaf or a vine or some shit.