>be me >6 years old >Go to a small grade 1-9 school of only 140 or so people. >this means that the retarded kids are integrated with the others because of a lack of staff. >there was one tard there that made my life hell until he "graduated" when I was in fifth grade. >Daniel. >Six foot tall muscular behemoth with downs. >every day, you could hear him having meltdowns over the prettiest shit, and then ransacking the entire school until the vice principal subdued him. >one day, I'm on the bus home after a long day of school. >we have a bus hierarchy like most schools, wherein the younger kids sit at the front of the bus, so along with other little kids, I was up front. >older kids of course say at the back. >except for Daniel. >he had to sit at the front of the bus with the little kids so the driver could keep an eye on him. >he gets rewards from the makeshift tard wrangler (the vice principal) ranging from latex gloves to play with, to a VHS tape to take home. >as i was saying, I was on the bus. >Daniel was sitting behind me. >help me god. Out of nowhere, he lets out a mighty screech, and takes his VHS tape, and bashes me on the head with it as hard as he can. >the fucking thing snapped in half. >The whole thing makes a scene, and the bus driver slams the brakes. >people start to notice I'm bleeding from my head >it's pretty bad >I feel a wiggling feeling from the wound, and then a sharp pain. >the driver just pulled out a piece of plastic from the VHS tape from my fucking head >my parents are called and I'm taken home in my moms car. >on the way home I see a police car headed to the scene.
I have plenty more stories about Daniel. Just ask if you want some.
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Lincoln Price
moar daniel!!
Adam Rivera
lurking. Go ahead
Jeremiah Ward
moar
James Allen
bump for daniel
Nathaniel Morales
Right then. More Daniel.
>Be me >second grade >gym class >gym teacher wants to try to integrate us with the Tards, so she has Daniel join in gym class. > we are practising jumping over a vault with a springboard. > I get pretty good at it, and eventually I'm able to jump over it without touching it. > now it's Daniel's turn to use the springboard > he jumps over the vault pretty well. >He completely clears it in fact. > it's my turn again to jump over the vault. >Daniel is right behind me. > I jump on the springboard and try to launch myself over the vault, but I clip my foot and I fall face first onto the crash mat, but I was ok. >I was ok unto I turned over and saw Daniel in mid air, right over top of me. >ohshit.jpg >Daniel literally hold out his elbow and slams himself on to me. >his elbow digs right into my chest, and knocks the wind right out of me. > I roll off of the crash mat completely unable to breathe. > I literally felt like I was going to die. > The teacher never saw it, so Daniel gets off with just a slap on the wrist. > I was pretty good friends with everybody in gym class, so they got pretty pissed off when they saw Daniel do this. After this point, everybody hates Daniel.
I still have more if you want.
Dominic Green
Bump this so more people can see this
Jeremiah Cooper
Give me more of Daniel!
Angel Martin
And if you want more stories just ask
Nathan Phillips
moar
Adrian Bailey
user i hate to break your courage, but you do realise this is just going to go on another cowbelly "funny Sup Forums stories" video right?
Benjamin Gutierrez
Post all. Do not ask if we want more. I want more. Continue!
William Torres
I need more OP
Ryder Stewart
Here's another one.
>be me >fourth grade >Daniel is physically stronger than ever. > for some reason, Daniel got really pissed off one day. > i'm in the computer lab working on an assignment > The computer lab is in the middle of the school. All it takes is to walk outside of your classroom and you will see the computer lab. > this goes with every single classroom > all of the sudden I hear a colossal roar coming from one of the classrooms. > I look over the walls of the computer lab to see what is happening > Daniel Naruto runs out of his classroom and goes through the computer lab to the other side of the school > this is quite commonplace, so I go back to working on my assignment > I keep hearing the noises of things going all over the floor off in the distance, but I think nothing of it. > I finish my assignment and get ready to pass it into the teacher who is in my classroom >I get up from my chair and look over the computer lab wall and see that in the hallway, there are building blocks, plastic toys, geometry equipment, and pencils all over the floor in the hallway >This motherfucker went from room to room taking whatever he could and throwing it outside of the door into the hall way, all whilst screaming. >later on I found out that it took both the vice principal and principal to subdue him this time
Jesus Christ
Jordan Anderson
Honestly that was my goal from the start. These memories of this retarded kid want me to this day and it's just now that I am venting them out
Aiden Martinez
More Daniel!
Carter Fisher
potato bump
James Butler
Mooooooooooooar
Colton Ward
These are very entertaining stories. Maybe OP isn't faggot after all. Or, at least, a cool faggot.
Moar please.
Chase Morgan
Last one that I can think of. >be me >12 years old. >Daniel doesn't go to our school anymore, but he still lives in the area. >at the mall with my mom >were just finishing up our shopping, and I was pretty happy to be leaving. >in the distance, I hear a scream. >it never crossed my mind until i remember what it was, and all of the memories came rushing back. >It's Daniel >I see him Naruto run at sanic speed out of Zellers (when it was around) >He shoves an old lady out of the way, and then a young boy, not losing even a bit of speed doing so. >I see two security officers run out of Zellers, chasing after him. >he runs right into the main doors, shattering the glass. >unfazed by this, he calmly walks out of the doors and leaves.
That was the last I ever saw of the Legend of Daniel.
Cameron Green
More fucking Downiel
Luis Ross
>>every day, you could hear him having meltdowns over the prettiest shit
>prettiest shit
can you blame him op? Bet you got ugly shits...
Daniel Ortiz
I'm a fucking normie noob, but make moar.
Evan Perez
Cowbelly notice me
Nathan Watson
Please, for the love of God, someone screen cap this shit!
Jaxon Hill
Pump the bump
Ryan Lopez
Beautiful
Caleb Phillips
Last one that I can think of. >be me >12 years old. >Daniel doesn't go to our school anymore, but he still lives in the area. >at the mall with my mom >were just finishing up our shopping, and I was pretty happy to be leaving. >in the distance, I hear a scream. >it never crossed my mind until i remember what it was, and all of the memories came rushing back. >It's Daniel >I see him Naruto run at sanic speed out of Zellers (when it was around) >He shoves an old lady out of the way, and then a young boy, not losing even a bit of speed doing so. >I see two security officers run out of Zellers, chasing after him. >he runs right into the main doors, shattering the glass. >unfazed by this, he calmly walks out of the doors and leaves.
That was the last I ever saw of the Legend of Daniel.
Angel Bennett
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Julian Green
I have another tard story if you want to hear. It's not of Daniel though
Aiden Thompson
Bro, did he get charged? i would have pressed charges i dont give a fuck how downie he is, those retarded motherfuckers know exactly wtf they are doing. little evil ass shit fuckers they are.
Ian Russell
Go for it
Jayden Morgan
ok. >be me >grade nine. >This low functioning autist named Sophie she bites her arms so much that she looks like a vitriolage victim with warts all over her. >due to the bus hierarchy I talked about, We were at the back of the bus >that means we are in charge of helping people out of the emergency door in evacuation drills. >me and a kid that we will call Ty are lifting kids off of the bus in one of the drills. >Sophie is up next. >I had a real fear of even coming near her disgusting body >she jumps off the bus and Ty has half of her, but I just kept my hands near so it looked like I helped carry her off. >this results in her faceplanting right onto Ty's chest >Sophie touches him all over his face >Ty shoves her off while cursing like a sailor >He is PISSED >we kind of forgot about it until a few weeks after >one day he comes to school visually pissed off. >he shows me his hands and arms >they are COVERED in warts and rash.
I regret nothing. I saved myself.
Liam Adams
OP, What city/province? do you live in?
Mason Young
You are all faggots, especially you. Yeah, you. Faggot.
Dominic Walker
Honestly, these are great! Whatever bus stories you've got, post em
Connor Howard
I live just east of Charlottetown Prince Edward Island
Caleb Wood
Ok, cool. I am from Northern Ontario personally, I assumed you were from Canada after mentioning Zellers.
Connor Lee
haha nice
Daniel Smith
Not to be rude or anything, but I have a couple tard stories of this one guy I was stuck in highschool with. Mind if I add in, OP?
Logan Bennett
sure go ahead. the more the merrier
Gavin Johnson
post more tard stories pls
Jason Martin
also if anyone wants to, screen cap this and share it