TFW I'll never see a college girl in her underwear

TFW I'll never see a college girl in her underwear

Guess you better kill yourself then.

Have you user?

Yes.

we're in the same boat there bud

Was it willingly or did you creep on a girl?

Both.

I'm looking at one right now, jelly user?

step one: Rent cool apartment with doors that have a crack at the bottom of the bathroom large enough to put your cell phone cam lens up to

Step two: make rent reasonable

Step three: be the kinda hard luck retard troll that nevertheless is "cool" in so far as you cook, offer them some... if you bake, tell them their friends should come over to have some.

Step four: lowered guard, confidence is high and you know their typical routine/time... start taking vids/pics or whatever you want while they shower.

Step five: ???? PROFIT!!!! :-)

Now

How old are you?

or just pay for a young hooker

You're on the internet.....

20

hookers cost money... college girls? always the same age... don't question shit and ESL types are often in need of English help late at night... and will be willing to do anything for it.

i feel so bad for you.

Did you not see the pic you posted? I mean c'mon man, lookit dat ass.

Mama Mia, dats a spicy meat ball

Why

i like how you think - install some hidden cams in the bathroom.. :)

no no no... installing cams means you get caught...

Why wait? When you can rape

I'm 46 and regularly fuck a 23 year old with daddy issues. It must really suck to be you lol. I'm eating that pussy tomorrow night.

after a while tho... it gets tired working that sorta pussy out tho man... aim a little higher, 26/27... asian and nerdy. They haven't been fucked much of the time and you can raise them up right and unleash their inner freak. :-)

that sucks bro

pix or it didn't happen ;)

Pretty sure op means in person

You can always pay for it OP. Save up $300 and hire an escort. Not that hard OP

It works out pretty good for me. A friend of my daughters had a crush from way back. I found out and took advantage. I don't have to wear it out or anything. I just lick it for a while and fuck like an old man, she loves it. I get her off 5 or 6 times every time we are together.

Meh. Been there, done that. It's overrated, honestly. The pussy's life support unit is usually running on a defective OS install. Nothing but bugs in the system and trouble running even the simplest tasks.

Kys OP

sry I don't take them. Incriminating evidence would destroy us both.

user is literally a LARP. Kek. Get the fuck off 4chin newfag

College Girl is what age?

damn, what a loser

>tfw fat and already beginning to bald at age 20 so no gf or hookups in sight
At least I lost my viriginity last year to a rave whore who was out of my league.