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>Paste ctrl+v or paste for noble, no changing it faggots
Show me what you got
Luis Phillips
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Adam Butler
I was fucking going to, but it was my entire resume...
lmao
Levi Bennett
Cooper Powell
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Alexander Taylor
Liam Anderson
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Mason Thompson
you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Robert White
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Noah Myers
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Parker Torres
Here's how to kill yourself:
>Realize that suicide is a waste of a body
>Instead begin doing community service
>Soup kitchens, animal shelters, ect
>Stop living for yourself and do this
>When you're alone turn yourself off completely
>Sleep as much as possible
>Help people as much as possible
>Soon you'll begin to find comfort in the idea that even though you hate yourself to the point of wanting death you are atleast helping others and making the world a better place
>I know that's what you want because you want your organs to be harvestable so you clearly care about others
>Become a full time helper like fucking super hero status Martyr shit do absolutely everything you can to make the world good
>I guarantee you will make people happy because seeing people being good just to be good is something that makes anybody happy deep down
>Eventually you'll get numb to the overwhelming pain that you get when you're alone
>Eventually you'll realize you're in your 80s and lived a full life of helping others
>You'll have made the world a better place
>Then one day you can take a walk out to a lake
>Enjoy the scenery listen to the birds
>And swim out as far as you can
>And then just stop
>Let the water engulf you
>Allow yourself to drown
>Completely at peace
Or you know you could buy a tank of helium and hook it up to an oxygen mask and adjust it so the force at which it's existing the tank is about the same force that you exhale at then just out the mask on and die of asphyxiation without ever actually feeling like you're choking due to the lack of carbon buildup in your lungs
Samuel Lee
That Pitchford interview was pure cringe. It was hard watching someone try so hard to pretend to not know someones name.
Adam Brooks
If you voted for Trump I want you to know something:
You are literally retarded.
Congratulations on voting for an impudent, childish, anti-intellectual fool who was handed his money, declared bankruptcy to screw people he wouldn't pay and who grew his money in a way that was less effective than an average Joe could do through moderate investing. Congratulations on voting for a guy who could never ultimately repudiate white supremacy and when he acted like he did he released a cop under pardon who was a known racist piece of shit. Finally congratulations on voting for a guy who uses words like bigly and has the vocabulary of a little kid. Touting words like "bigly" and "covfefe" because he stutters like an idiot in a rap battle going "uh" until the words come to mind but unlike the rapper he can't spit out a proper fucking sentence in a semi scripted press conference. You idiots are why this country is going to shit. That's all.
Nathaniel Lee
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David Peterson
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Just the newest episode of Super Power Beatdown I was sending to a friend
Tyler Hernandez
Nicholas Collins
Might as well...
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Carter Collins
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Jacob Hill
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Liam Turner
Nicholas Sullivan
I have to go to Walmart before Thursday night so we can use that as an excuse to troll around for a day
James Bell
Kayden Perez
welp that could have gone worse
Carson Ward
...
Eli Williams
>troll around
You're autistic aren't you?
Kevin Ross
Steven Sure
Kayden Ortiz
>tfw when nothing to paste
David King
youtu.be
Your kid could be like this, what would you do?
Angel Ross
Is technology ever going to cure our hairlet problem?
don't judge lol
Ayden Gonzalez
The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, nut now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes of which we were convicted
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
Alexander Price
...
Jaxon Ward
Easton Lewis
Just cause I saw this on the front page, i'd be more trusting of a person who has a folder full of furry porn that a person who has folders of gore, roadkill, and STDs.
Levi Sullivan
Dominic Edwards
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Gabriel Morales
>Niggers tongue my anus.
>Protip: You can't.
Adrian Morgan
Today was a day just like any other. Somewhere in the world, people suffered. Others fell in love for the very first time. Some took their first glimpse of this world, and some took their last. Today did not stand out in the history books; it was not notable, memorable, or eventful, save the few that marked this date an anniversary, birthday, or obit. It was Tuesday, September 19th, 2017 and the world continued to spin. I awoke with aspirations, energy, dreams of something different, and I ended with the same lethargic, tired eyes that would soon sleep. Like the world I inhabited, I did nothing progressive, nothing monumental. I ate unhealthy food, I skimmed through tasks that pay for my attention, and I indulged in repetitive, mind numbing leisure. What I hoped to accomplish – what I longed to achieve – is the same idea that I face every day. So I ask you, stranger, for what reasons do you expend your energy? Why do you strain your muscles every day, doing what you do? What drive, what idea, what purpose do you pursue? Is it the same one that taunts me like a carrot on a stick? Usually, it is. We are all unique individuals living out complexities and vividness unknown truly to each other. A sonder experience of humanity. Every man, woman, king, queen, and racist that has ever existed has floated on the same stardust speck for as long as our collective time can remember. And so it goes.
Luke Lee
Adrian Phillips
conquered
Jackson Jenkins
Well I finally found you. I mean, you used to be lost, and yet here you now are, what luck!
So tell me now, if you were given the opportunity to punch one person without any consequences on your end, would you rather pick Jimmy Fallon or Kanye West?
Lincoln Lee
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Jack Murphy
Dxris
Levi Smith
優しい歌声に導かれて
Kevin Ortiz
Let's talk about Rick and Morty
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
William Fisher
Jaxon Powell
Scout Schultz
(I was hoping someone had found their nudes by now)
Carter Long
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Ethan Johnson
Elijah Rogers
Jordan Thompson
A DAY WITHOUT SMOKING WEED IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE,
Joshua Sanders
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Ryan Harris
Clipboard is empty nigger
Eli Rodriguez
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Benjamin Butler
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Pussy. I'll post mine
Hudson Ward
Christian Torres
tf?
Nathan Flores
...
Noah Parker
[Well I've always thought of how incredibly pretty she is, so I'd go on her face, but her ass is a perfectly good hole to fill, also getting her pregnant isn't a bad idea](pbs.twimg.com
Adrian Johnson
Dominic Morgan
what did i just watch?
Jace Bailey
Adrian Nelson
B e her friend
E njoy her time
A ttentive to her
T alk to her
W in her heart
O utstanding love for her
M ake her happy
E ncourage her
N ever disrespect her
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Dylan Reyes
I have nothing in my clipboard, I just booted up my PC.
Asher Morgan
Jose Jenkins
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Leo Diaz
25 cents till 9:45 then it goes up 50 cents every half hour. Plenty of time to get wacked out for cheap
Kayden Thomas
Which one is the "true" one of mine?
Benjamin Ross
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Grayson Howard
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Robert Robinson
Julian Myers
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Jeremiah Peterson
Daniel Peterson
Semen retention isn't real. If you never masturbate, you'll still have wet dreams and ejaculate in your sleep.
I'm guessing you wouldn't know about that, because you've probably been a compulsively masturbating to pornography since you were a child.
Try to stop for a while. It's really not that scary. Wet dreams are actually really nice.
Zachary Gomez
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Robert Smith
Anata wa watashi no koto ni tsuite chōdo fakku shite imasu ka, anata wa sukoshi meinudesu ka? Watashi wa watashi no kurasu no ue kara kaigun no sutekkā de sotsugyō shita koto o shitte imasu. Watashi wa Aru Qeda no himitsu no shūgeki ni takusan kakawatte iru. Watashi wa gorira-sen de kunren sa rete ori, watashi wa beigun de saikō no sogeki-heidesu. Anata wa watashi no monode wa naku,-betsu no mokuhyōdesu. Watashi wa kono wakusei de kore made ni mita koto no nai seido de anata o fuite kurerudeshou. Intānetto de sore o oshietekureru to omoimasu ka? Mōichido kangaete kudasai. Watashi ga hanashite iru yō ni, watashi wa Beikoku no supai no watashinohimitsu no nettowāku ni renraku shite imasu. Anata no IP wa genzai hitto shite imasu. Anata no jinsei o yonde iru awarena chīsana koto o fusshoku suru arashi. Anata wa shinde iru, kodomo. Watashi wa doko demo, itsu demo dokoni ite mo kamaimasen. Watashi wa 700 ijō no hōhō de anata o korosu koto ga dekimasu. Sore wa watashi no sude dakedesu. Watashi wa hi busō no tatakai de tetteiteki ni kunren sa rete iru dakedenaku, Beikoku kaihei-tai no zen'in ni mo akusesu dekimasu. Watashi wa anata no hisan'na o shiri o tairiku no kao kara fuku tame ni sore o kanzen ni shiyō shimasu. Anata no chīsana `sumātona' komento ga anata o taosou to shite ita fushin'na hōfuku o anata ga shitteitanara, anata wa anata no shita o nigitte ita to omoimasu. Shikashi, anata ga dekinakatta, anata wa shinakatta, soshite ima anata wa kakaku o shiharatte iru, anata wa bakadesu. Watashi wa anata ni hageshī ikari o fukitobashi, anata wa sore de oborete shimaimasu. Anata wa shinde iru, kiddo.
Adrian Ross
Jack Clark
(of a state or situation) requiring immediate action or attention.
Noah Walker
Hrachová polievka
1. Cviklove risotto z tarhone s grilovaným kuracím stehnom 7.49
2. Tekvicový prívarok s mäsovou fašírkou 4.99
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Dylan Cook
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Caleb Reed
Evan Scott
Alexander Carter
Story so far imgur.com
Jose Parker
Have you written that?
Jaxon Morris
thats some good pasta
Jayden Davis
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Hudson Myers
copy pasta doesn't work for me. Fl Studio copied piano roll notes.
Kevin Torres
Jordan Gray
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