How do you set up fire to a car? quick and effective way

how do you set up fire to a car? quick and effective way

Smoke a cigarette while refueling, with your face right up next to the nozzle.

Torch the gas tank

Did you shit yourself in the seat, OP?

Can of thermite on the car hood. It will take a crane to get it out.

Summon Ifrit. It will take a crane to get it out.

every day same thread?
1) barbecue lighter on back tire (side of gas cap), old antifa way to burn cars with delay time
2) seal exhaust with potato or whatever, push in deeply so cannot be seen from outside (no actual damage done to car)
3) pour milk or cream or any fluid that begins to stink extremely into louvers on top of hood (inlet of air condition)

>quick and effective
dude why do you even need to ask?
just torch it

Drive into a volcano.

It will take a crane to get it out.

put 3 pigs in the car. Label them 1, 2, 4
It will take a crane to get #3 out

The fucking things run on Gasoline. How fucking difficult can this be?

Drive over it 3 or 4 times with a crane and then see if you can get a different crane to get it out.

Ikr mini explosions literally thousands of times a minute under the hood and these idiots can't figure out how to light it on fire

swerve off a high bridge into a dry river bed at top speed. it will take a crane to get it out.

set yourself on fire and roll under the car

Heard good results about the lighter method.

will burn whole car/10

Use a pig and 4 lighters. Label the lighters 1,2,3 and 5. Chances are good that it will take a crane to get it out.

Get a nigger to start your vehicle on fire. Usually takes a crane to get it out.

Get Paul walker to drive

Remove plastic. Stir mashed potatoes. Microwave on high for 8-10 minutes. Turn over. Microwave for 8-10 more minutes. Let cool. Caution, car will be hot, use a crane to get it out.

kek

Mix one cup of baking soda with 1 gallon of vinegar. Pour on car and light.
Run.

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find some fire and drive over it

Someone screen cap this

put red and blue lights on the roof and leave it in all black neighborhood