Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn

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youtube.com/watch?v=dKAbjLO1bUw
youtube.com/watch?v=V9GRu_3hfpM
youtube.com/watch?v=g5VGQueLuqM
youtube.com/watch?v=VTknlVofKhg
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As usual

Ceiling hair

Hmm, i imagine a hairy ceiling would be a rather odd thing to see. Probably really annoying if it ever started to shed...

Guys

Even more annoying if you had to shave it every once in awhile.

I was having a similar thought. Though i guess in the 60s or so people were putting shag carpet on walls, so if it's something like that it's not totally unreasonable.

Would you shave my shag carpet?

Hush you.

It should already be shaved anyways. Or are you some kind of hairy barbarian? You already like pineapple on pizza, so i guess i shouldn't be surprised.

I feel so tired for no reason.

Shizu likes it shaved, noted~

I like to think I'm fairly well groomed at least! You don't know what you are missing, the sweetness pairs quite well with spicy. Let's go get a pineapple pizza.

No reason? Weren't you drunk and awake later than you should have been last night? I think it might have something to do with that.

I slept as normal last night.

Alcohol messes up your REM sleep.

Its something I do a lot. Im used to it.

That's not what I was imagining :o

Why are you noting that?

I know exactly what i'm missing, and i'm not that interested. Pineapple is just not meant to go on pizza.
What were you imagining?

Thread seems lively as of late

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It's been getting better.

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Banana man seems to be gone and your owner seems to have arrived

Nah. Banana comes and goes.

I see
How've you been?

Not too bad. How about you?

I'm doing alright
Tired as hell though
Going to sleep

Okie. Good night.

youtube.com/watch?v=EhcsegzOpAg

Bumpbump

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*quiet screams of agony*

Rem claimed.

Any reason for the screaming?

Yeah, it's always me.

Stop being so gay.

Sleeping is hard.

I'm flexing my new haircut.

we need quality conversation topics, not about video games or anime, please

I found Alice2

Then you should probably start such a conversation.

Who is this and where can I see more?

Jesus Christ. Where can I see full video ?

is that so~

you guys are so gay

xvideos.com/video28378387/shemale_big_dick_cam_show_18

Well, fuck this gay shit.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean, they happen on occasion, but... You know.

Tiresome. At least I have cherry Coke.

Why do you say that?

Then what do you want to talk about?

i don't know what to talk about...

I DON"T KNOW

We talk about music sometimes? That's not anime or video games. :^)

Sorry Shizu and Rory if he's still around, my internet died earlier so I ended up doing other things.

What's your opinion on pineapple pizza?

i dont listen to music either...
what? don't laugh...

i never had pineapple on my pizza! it is any good?

Welcome back. You could have just replied to what i said rather than just apologizing :^)
That's silly.
And no, pineapple on pizza isn't good.

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I think it's good at least! Ignore Shizu, their tastebuds are broken.

Thank you thank you. I'll reply to you now anyway despite your memeface.

It's a good thing to know!

Do you like it just plain?

I feel like we've had this pizza conversation before and will not indulge it again.
To summarize it since you apparently don't remember, pepperoni with some added spice (probably crushed red peppers) is the superior pizza and pineapple is bad.

I meant do you like just plain pineapple! Sorry, I should have been specific.

>replies not go through

noooo why did you answer for Uzuki? now i have nothing to talk about with her

she should try human flesh~

>summons uzuki

You want to talk about other things but don't know what. k.

>tfw no pancakes

I'm pretty sure most people aren't into that whole cannibal thing.

what would you like to talk about~?

>$20 for a pineapple pizza

maybe next week...

youtube.com/watch?v=dKAbjLO1bUw

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Oh, plain pineapple is fine. It's probably best in dessert food.

Pancakes... I already posted my other pancake picture, so normal cake.
How are you?

Interests and what not.

Heya Kumiko.

like what?

What?

nothing

Okay then, thanks for that.

I just wanted to make u laff

Hi friend

youtube.com/watch?v=V9GRu_3hfpM

youtube.com/watch?v=g5VGQueLuqM
Bump bump

It's kind of crazy how expensive pizzas are. If you do end up trying some let me know what you think.

Weirdly enough I'm not the biggest fan of it, like I don't go out of my way to buy pineapples or anything but I don't mind eating it if I do have it for some reason.

Is that image new?

:3 Sorry, I was just memeing since that is what I've said the past two mornings. I'm doing okay so far, I'm actually pretty hungry right now though so I'm going to have to go find myself something to eat shortly.

s-should i share it?

It's alright. Really, i don't think i know anybody who really goes out of their way to have pineapple with any kind of frequency.
Define "New"? I've had it for a couple months now.

Only with me.

What's your favorite fruit? Bananas? :^)

Me neither, let's go make some Hawaiian friends together.

Hmmm... Favorite fruit... I'm not much of a food person, so that's a little hard to say. I'm pretty indifferent towards most foods. Perhaps i can cheat and say tomato? It's in most foods i actually enjoy. Maybe orange as a standalone fruit?
No matter. To answer the spirit of the question, probably apples. The really sweet kind like honeycrisps or something.

How about you?
Forgot.

oh good i want to get you nice and fat~

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I see, I'm not 100% sure on what my favorite is either. I buy apples the most frequently but watermelon is really good when it's in season and I like cantaloupe a lot even though I figured out I was mildly allergic to it after eating it for years. Grapes are pretty delicious too. Am I allowed to give just that as an answer?

Can't you like not eat me? That seems to be the best course of action from my perspective.

>no pomegranate
fruit plebs

I can't remember the last time I tried seeds:the fruit actually. Maybe I will have to again soon.

Seeds 2: Electric Boogaloo aka passionfruit is also good

Anything you'd like.

I followed along.
Ah, you should eat then.

I like me a pome

Why do they look do disgusting tho?

Much appreciated. I'm waiting for you to come over and make my pancakes.

>Uzuki

Cana claimed

mild tripophobia trigger maybe

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Hi.

But I have this as a gif already.
And do you have mix? It'll be difficult to make from scratch.

Those are all good. Except perhaps cantaloupe. Never been a fan.
But i'll accept that as an answer, yeah.

youtube.com/watch?v=VTknlVofKhg
Bumpbump

I meant passion-fruit. They look like throw up on the inside.

How goes it?

But webm's are the future or something. I do, yes. I'm not nearly talented enough to make pancakes from scratch.

Not a fan of cantaloupe? Don't worry, we can elope~

...Well a couple more puns like that and i'll give you an answer to that bed question.

I like gifs better
Having a mix is good but if you're really well knowledged then you can make pretty damn good cakes from scratch.

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>Prefacing this with I can't cook
Pancakes are crazy easy. Just flour, sugar, a little salt and baking powder, then milk, egg, and butter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Plus whatever actually makes them good.

As an aside, i prefer waffles.

My waifu

How vague, I can't tell if you don't like my puns or you do! I thought it was cute.

Me too honestly. More so here since webms with sound aren't allowed. Food tastes better when other people make it for you or so the saying goes, I'll just be your moral support.

Why does Russian look like it has been flipped backwards?

Make pancakes for me before we nap. I'll even accept waffles.

Too many threads tbh

I do not.

I just said i can't cook. I know quite a lot about cooking, but i'm not able to do it.

Wow. I can't help it though, sometimes I make them without thinking. ;;

Let's learn together.