Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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how overweight are you? better yet post a picture

You know it's a good thread when this happens

What areas in life are you focusing on improving?

No. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Not obese. I like sports. Not buff but athletic.

I am a 31 year old kissless virgin. How can I avoid ending up like you?

My body pillow collection!!!1

hey, me too
i think we're pretty much destined to become op at this point

tbh only thing is to kys

Kill yourself.

your body is easily in the top 10% for 34 year olds
you must have a shit personality or a hideous face if women aren't falling all over your
which is it?

I am a being of pure autism so it's the former option.

have you ever tried to get laid?
what did you do?
what happened?

>have you ever tried to get laid?

Yes.

>what did you do?

Approached girls at parties, in clubs, in bars etc. Also online dating.

>what happened?

Awkward conversation at best. Downright rejection at worst.

greentext your best awkward conversation?
i don't even have the balls to do the approach, so i want to know what i'm in for if i ever do try

What question do you keep hoping for and it never comes?

>greentext your best awkward conversation?

Hard to put it in a green text. It is mostly just empty, formulaic smalltalk without any chemistry. Talk to fucking cleverbot and you know how a conversation with me goes.

Good question. No idea.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About 12

Why haven't you just gone and paid a hooker?

moral reasons.

Lol. Posts on Sup Forums

> moral reasons.

Get a girl one on one in conversation, and instead of doing your cleverbot shit, tell her that you have mild Aspergers, and it has resulted in you're having a difficulty connecting with women. And you're sick of being lonely.

Can she help you with any advice on how to connect?

i.e., you're just looking for information – not trying to pick her up.

Good idea.

Also, create a dating profile on match.com, and the headline should be "cute Aspergers guy looking for female friend willing to give him tips on how to get better with women."

What sort of social routines do you have? Work? Church? Bocce leagues? Coffee shops? You need to be out there. The odds are still not very good, but your Sup Forumsrothers are rooting for you.

I am in the same situation. I just ran away less than a week ago from my parent's/family's grip in a mental psych ward in one city and came up to this other city 6 hours north.
And they continuously call me with the help of police to come back to hospital and take death injections.

THAT IS WHY I AM A VIRGIN!!

>aspergers doesn't exist anymore, now it's just plain retarded
>girls want a man not someone they have to babysit the rest of their lives

Yeah, he needs coaching first.

The things he's missing are probably simple, but he can't see them, yet any girl can.

He might just need half an hour of conversation with a kind girl who's willing to help him out.

Are you kidding?

? You are fucking up, son. I could pull mad ass if I had that body.

Why are you fucking up so badly?

Ok. You need to get over your shit. Go to a therapist-- whatever. Talk to people. Socialize. You need to learn how to talk to women. It will take practice and you will be a miserable failure at first but you will get better.

Learn from your mistakes.

Fucking get the duck out there, idiot.

No.

You're so clearly paranoid schzophrenic, why would a woman want that?

I am not worried about women right now.. My family calling me and telling me to come to hospital and police calling me to come back to hospital so I could take injections is my worry right now.

Work. Climbing gym. Running track.

Shit, I'm turning 34 next week. Same boat as you. Had a few gfs but all were socially awkward so it never led any further than cuddling. Workout daily so semi-muscular bod type, but in medical school now (kills your social life) so no chance to meet any girls. All chicks in my class either taken or ugly. Thinking of just hiring a hooker but don't want to regret it

Okay so why this thread?

Wtf 2 wizards in one thread

I saw this thread and I am same. good looking and virgin over 30. and just got emotional about my current problems.

>? You are fucking up, son. I could pull mad ass if I had that body.

I could pull mad ass if I'd had your personality. You can't always get what you want.

>Ok. You need to get over your shit. Go to a therapist-- whatever.

Been doing CBT for almost three years in my 20s.

Talk to people. Socialize. You need to learn how to talk to women. It will take practice and you will be a miserable failure at first but you will get better.

I would say I started out well in my teens. It's not that I was homeschooled or something. I had the same social exposure as my peers. I went to parties, talked to people etc. I just didn't improve while my friends did.

For a fella like you, you're to meet someone in the course of these daily routines. If your current ones are coming up dry, find new ones. You are never going to pull pussy at "da club" or bars. You have to be on the hunt day to day. Of course you're a man and you want to get laid but it has to look natural.

Truth is I dono what to do. Not sure whether to go back to my city or not. I will figure it out but I just posted here. Not a good idea.

What would you recommend. I did a few cooking classes because I enjoy cooking and I am currently doing power yoga.

This is a sad thread. I hope shit improves for anyone who is like this, I can't imagine how that would feel.
This is true. It's probably a smaller problem than he thinks, but he just doesn't know how to fix it.
You're like a sports player who lost his confidence. The more you try to focus on the small things too much, the worse you get. Gotta get some confidence up and not try to overhaul everything. You need female interaction and help to do it as well. But ultimately you need confidence to not think you're fucking everything up, because then you will. Almost every woman I have screwed, I fucked up or embarrassed myself on the first date. But I'm confident and it was more endearing and honest. Best advice I got.

Honestly, church. It might take some time and if you're not religious it can be a bit galling. But yoga is a good one if you have the body for it, and it seems that you do.

Get laid within 3 years.

OP, why not go to the Philippines or some other foreign country and find some nice girl who speaks broken English, so she won't even know how awkwardly you communicate?

I heard that the large interest of Asian women for white men is pretty much an urban legend. I've been to Japan, China and Singapore for conferences and never got any attention.

wisdom

You should try the jungle Asians. They are more interested in whitey due to being impoverished and they don't have the cultural taboos like Japan. I've read that in Thailand or the Philippines you can use a dating app and basically get laid for the cost of a nice dinner.

Will try to go there should I ever have money again.

Why are you so worried about it? So what, you havent gotten laid, lots of people are still virgins. I havent gotten laid in a couple years now that I think about it, it's really no big deal going without pussy.

If your ugly hire a hooker, mans gotta bust a nut once in a while and thats what they're there for.

why dont you talk more to women?

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This nigger's problem is talking. He needs to talk less and rely on looks alone more. Use Tinder or go abroad where his autistic communication is a non-factor.

how much furry porn do you jerk off too?

My looks are not that good that they compensate for my sperglordness.

Luckily not a furry.

dafuq nigger? That's clearly incorrect.

They might be, and you might just not think they are. I'm not understanding this at all. You're pretty intelligent, got a good body... that's just about all you need in order to have confidence in yourself. You want some low-hanging fruit, go for a single mom. Those chicks will take anyone.
Otherwise, i guess practice being the strong/silent/mysterious type. Don't say too much. Just smile or nod, and a minor display of vulnerability ie "i'm not really great at social interactions, so forgive me" will usually be an added pull for most chicks because they want to 'fix/help' you. Like a puppy.

>Otherwise, i guess practice being the strong/silent/mysterious type. Don't say too much. Just smile or nod, and a minor display of vulnerability ie "i'm not really great at social interactions, so forgive me" will usually be an added pull for most chicks because they want to 'fix/help' you. Like a puppy.

Does that really work?

What keeping you back? Is it by choice?

Shit personality.

How so? There's no such thing as a shit personality really. Its never stopped anyone before as long they're being honest about it and not trying to force a personality there'll always be girls attracted to that type.

Socially awkward. Boring. Non-eloquent. No charme, no humour.

You have guy mates? How are you around them?

I don't have friends.

Well that's your first issue right there. You working Got any cash?

Listen based on ody pic your good looking enough to get girls. But is not gonna be through some app unless you straight up about it.

What I would teccomend is either join a social club such as martial arts and learn how to interact with people and build confidence or simply move cities. Get a fresh start. You can completely reinvent without any baggage.

Working minimum wage. Should have studied something I am actually good at.

>Get a fresh start. You can completely reinvent without any baggage.

That would be my fifth one.

what did you study?

Talk to me when you are 50.

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What do you think kissing and fucking a girl will be like?

Money ain't that important. It seems its just a confidence issue. First I would recommend making some guy mates soyou can get better around people in general then moving onto girls.

Like I said take up a martial art. It'll work wonders for confidence.

Why so many moves by the way?

I'm 49 and virgin, but I dated a girl between May 1995 and August 1997. Good memories - we hadn't any sex, but plenty of kisses and hugs and walking hand in had.

I never paid any hooker, thus I have quite a large stash of LEGO sets and parts (my MOCs are mostly trains).

Biochem.

Like fucking a bag of sand.

>Why so many moves by the way?

Studies.

How cringey.

Even more cringey.

Do you play over missed opportunities in your head? And were they actually real opportunities, or do you just pretend they were to make yourself feel better?

Lower your standards a bit, there are plenty of girls in a similar position.

Alright so your buff scientist. Grow a pair mate. You got it going on man

Take up a sport and network slowly.

>And were they actually real opportunities, or do you just pretend they were to make yourself feel better?

There weren't any and so I don't even pretend.

>Take up a sport and network slowly.

Going bouldering / rock climbing regularly.

On point

Past early 20's girls don't give a shit about your body as long as you are relatively slim. Face and personality will get you much further. I have a 6 pack and a good overall physique, but I'm 32 and have a professional job and respectable lifestyle so when in the fuck am I going to show off my body to anyone other than when I rarely go to the beach?

Sup Forums has an obsession with assuming being ripped is a cure all, it's not even close. Slim is all that matters.

Those are not social. Take up a martial art. Bro environment. Lots of networking oppurtinities. Build confidence. Then you can become buff scientist who can kill.

You're 34, you should know that just because there's no chemistry with most girls doesn't mean you can't have chemistry with someone who is actually interesting. Why the fuck are you assuming you are going to meet interesting people in bars etc. Talk to some people and ask if they know anyone that is single and may have similar interests to you. Going in blind is dumb and a recipe for disaster if you don't have social skills.

I thought I was a misanthrope, turns out I was just talking to boring people, now I'm older I just wipe my hands with anyone who is shit and hang out with only cool interesting people that I can talk to easily.

You look pretty heavy for a climber.

where did you go wrong?

Japan and China aren't shit tier countries, you have to work for it there. It takes months of work and even then they can be reserved. Korea is similar if you want a decent quality girl. Can't speak for China.

I'm not looking for interesting people. I am not interesting myself.

70 kg. Still okay.

So you have no interests? My colleague is one of the top Overwatch players, she isn't bad looking and is cool to talk to about games. If I wasn't married and she wasn't married, I'd happily date her. Some girls are losers too, everyone wants to be loved and will put up with a lot to make it happen.

clearly bar girls are not interested in you. also, bar girls are sluts - and they will just keep going to bars and shit even after getting engaged/married.

if you want to meet a good girl (gf material and eventually wife material), you need to go to places where a good girl would go - groceries and church, not bar and parties.

they will eventually recognize you as an eligible bf and possibly husband material and will clearly make the first move (they will at first hint, and then hint again and again because they will assume that a lightly spergy guy doesn't go to bars and thus cannot automagically catch a hint).

even then, don't lower your standards --- a non virgin female is not your game, because she will eventually dump you as soon as she finds out someone "more experienced with sex" (aka a guy whose income+wealth are 20% bigger than yours). a virgin female, instead, won't ever have the ridicolous alibi of "sexual preferences incompatibility", and won't waste her virginity (and yours) outside a very strong and lifelong commitment (aka marriage). plus, she won't object at your age.

going for an Asian may seem easier, but it will only last as long as she doesn't have any other chance to get a richer dude (Chinks are absurdly whorey in this; Japanese are the most trustful ones, as long as your income is 200k and above).

What are you going to do with your wizard powers?

>even then, don't lower your standards --- a non virgin female is not your game, because she will eventually dump you as soon as she finds out someone "more experienced with sex" (aka a guy whose income+wealth are 20% bigger than yours). a virgin female, instead, won't ever have the ridicolous alibi of "sexual preferences incompatibility", and won't waste her virginity (and yours) outside a very strong and lifelong commitment (aka marriage). plus, she won't object at your age.

>going for an Asian may seem easier, but it will only last as long as she doesn't have any other chance to get a richer dude (Chinks are absurdly whorey in this; Japanese are the most trustful ones, as long as your income is 200k and above).

Shit advice.

Good luck later down the road when they realise they've missed the chance to experience other experiences and start to resent you.

One or two sexual partners is optimal, preferably when they were younger and trying to figure out what they liked.

Don't be a woman hater like this fag, cool women are cool.

>So you have no interests?

As I said. I like sports (bouldering / climbing, running, cycling), cooking, reading, occasionally video games.

That doesn't make me interesting.

Throwing fireballs at peasants.

OP, you gotta have zero personality to not get fucks with that bod. You got that wet carrot personality

Appropriate choice of words.

what were your parents like? how did they raise you ?

>missed the chance to experience other experiences

t. "cheating"