If you were her dad, WWYD

If you were her dad, WWYD

Lick her junk

molest

wincest

Abort

Remake my one hit song, do a collab with a rapper or something.

buy myself a new double wide

Go back in time and double down on Achy Breaky Heart to the fullest extent.
Make sure it's the only thing I am known for.
Child falls by the wayside when she auditions for anything always living in the shadows of that damn song.

Toss-up between killing her or myself.

ask for money

Probably fuck her from a young age. Although I think I still would've done a better job of raising her, even with the wincest.

Cash the checks.

i'd ax her whai she look so mach like dey beibers

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Call Britney's dad's attorney and get control of her money then give her 2 kilos of H, 1000 needles kick her out of the house and stop answering calls

INCEST

Make sure she's happy, protected to a reasonable degree, comfortable knowing she has a family and a home no matter what happens, and not doing anything incredibly perilous to her health. Beyond that I'd support what she's passionate about and if I disagree with her views on something I'd provide measured and reasoned perspective to keep her educated and informed in her decisions, but not force her to share my opinion like my love was somehow conditional on her agreeing with me or some other abusive bullshit.

That's what dads do.

Make country music

Kill myself

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Make moonshine. Play banjer. Fuck sister.

Late term abortion. Its never too late

I obviously already failed so I wouldn't do anything else

Do you think she's peed on anyone?

Wtf happened to this girl. Before I would have happily jerked it in her honor but now she just makes me gag.

Same thing my dad did. Run away at the news of pregnancy. Love you dad.

Get out kid.

>Wtf happened to this girl.
Maybe she doesn't want to be the teenage girl virgins jerked it to.

Go through laundry.
Sniff panties
Fap furiously.

I would wear a wool cap and a bunch of faggy accessories like Johnny Depp to an interview even tho I'm 56 years old. I would tell the interviewers she's just sowing her wild oats and finding herself. I would deny the fact that money and fame ruins children. I'm a good dad even tho my daughter is fucking gross and terrible.

Be proud of her successes and supportive of her downfalls. New album soon, gonna be excellent

I want her to pee on me. How can I get Miley to pee on me?

Eat her out

Do you white people actually find this appealing? I don't get it. She looks really disgusting and trashy, and not even in a kinda hot way, it's just gross.

Literally call her. She isn't even hard to reach. She'll piss on anyone.

Nah man, I'm as white as they come. This is how most inteligent wjite men view most blond girls. Trashy and gross. Because they are. Asians are the future m8. They are perfection in the flesh.

No. No one finds her attractive except for the niggers she sleeps with.

Teach her that incest is rebellion, and sucking Daddy's cock when he's asleep, is like, the worst thing a kid could do.... knowing she'd do it.

I don't think anyone does. If anything, people fuck her after many drinks or just for the novelty of fucking her. There is no god damn way she's fun to be around sober. Or even a little fucked up. One must be plastered to spend any duration of time with this trash.

It's the same as the people who think that girl from Die Antwood is attractive or who like what that group calls (in what I can only imagine is some kind of joke) their music.

Some people are garbage.

Brutal anal intercourse

Trash loves trash. Simply physics.

this
black men don't usually go for women with no shape whatsoever. She has literally no ass and looks like a dude. You can say what you want about blacks but they do actually have taste.

Test if she really stands behind her statement "as long as there are no animals involved anything goes" about sex

I agree. They love them thicc, creamy cottage cheese thighs. They don't like pencil pussy

Shut up Deshawn
> im not a nigger
> first thing he judges: the ass
No man with taste would ever go for an fat obese ass
> Niggers have no taste at all
Calling them black gentlemen: KEK

Which is disgusting. Perfect balance: well over anorexia, rather an wide flat shaped ass, not thic and disproportional fat asses. Thats taste.

Fat = lust

I would totally dip my finger in her piss puddle and taste it.

This was about taste. White wins.

Continue to be rich and buy cool shit.

I feel like you are a person that needed to win to be happy with your life. It's Okay user. You win. You win everything. We all love you.

I'd hold my money tight and think about how great life is being able to/having kids who can do literally anything they want with no major consequence

Its okay user. Every single person secretly admires black kweenz nd sheitt with obese asses

WHO IS THAT THICC BITCH IN THE UNDIES

Let her live her life and be there as a strong male role model during her lifetime, always ready to help her when she stumbles or falls. Also I would touch her breasts.

Just let it out friend. I know growing up must have been tough for you. You must have a lot of anger and pain.

Kek. Another Deshawn trying the indimidation strategy about emo and an upbringing. Not surprised. (All blacks use the same 100 word vocabulairy)

I already forgive you. It's not your fault the way you are, it's this society we're forced to live in. I wish you the best in all your endeavours friend.

Kweenz are disgusting. Society has nothing to do with it.

celebs are straight up court jesters for society, it's so sad.
did you see them answering the phones for the hurricane relief? good fucking god, what a bunch of fucking lemmings. it's no wonder they get paid stupid amounts of money.

what the fuck is a kweenz?

Kangz and kweenz (being this new)

Get some "art" photographer to get some nude shots and then endlessly jack off

Rape.

Please tell me who this is

Im lurking b for a while. Still havent found out exactly.> wickedweasel.com

I saw her in a porno once, I think it was a Blacked video of her "cheating" with a personal trainer

If I was her dad, she wouldn't have grown up like that. She would have been a good girl

I'd make my achy breaky heart understand.

He raised a proper young lady.she made her own path.dont blame Billy ray.shes an adult if she wants to pull out her snapper piss on the pavement I'm ok with it.

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Repeatedly rape until I'm preggers.

This is not Makenna Blue. Dirty slut.

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Large burlap bag, 2 cinder blocks, a few feet of wire, and a deep lake.