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approved anime list:
evangerion
cowboy bebop
elfen lied
sakura card captors
ranma
attack on titan
dragon ball
yuyu hakusho
captain tsubasa

if you have liked a different anime from what was posted kill yourself ASAP

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Imagine being Alexa in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your pubescent body and horrific androgynous baby face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another football player in her bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garret flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable fedora barely concealing his beady eyes and dumbo ears, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his weedy fucking visage but his dorky attitude as everyone in dance class tells him he's GOT IT and DAMN, GARRET DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his dweeby fucking acne ridden face contort into types of goofy smiles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Chads and Tyrone's and later alleged Football stars for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the middle class in America. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his hairless upper lip as he finger points suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "very very very nervous (for that is what he calls himself)" dance, the dance he worked so hard for by himself in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future Instagram followers over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

why post this again
dumb CHI

>Finns

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please happen

no samurai champloo

I'm going bald

hel-looks.com/
helsinki looks
the capital of finland, a true shithole

They'll cure baldness soon

I hope this kid is dead now

i dont like when you are mean to me

leave my land, white man

when they call you daddy you gotta look the part

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sorry

I'M A WINNER
WINNING COMES NATURALLY TO ME

hello spirit brother

there are already cures but they fuck up your dick. masturbation is one of my only only escapes from this incredibly depressing world

give me back my beads, red man

just take it back

I rather enjoy that site and the San Francisco version

anyone else love filthyfrank xDD

have you seen him wear the pink suit?? i LOL everytime!!!

probably couldn't in good conscience fuck a family member by blood

too much effort
hello brother
which tribe are your ancestors part of

fucking hate high schoolers

BOOM! BIG REVEAL!

i'd fuck my second cousin if she offered

dildo? no
pickle, yes?
second cousins are fine

I hope this show is dead now

probably blackfoot

when i was 8 i asked my cousin to marry me

Helping functional retards reset their passwords at least gave me some purpose in life

WUBBA DUBBA LUBBA hahaha

*gets schwifty*

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gibe da pusi bOss

really i'd fuck a first cousin but i don't have any female first cousins

except for the one who i think it going to grow up to be a tranny

we'll see how things pan out there

things redditors say
>asshat
>lel
>praise kek
>cringe
>metric fuckton

you forgot
>nomie
>reeeeeeee

honestly no, now that i think about it that'd be too far

if he was my second cousin i might though

Lel, your post made me cringe a metric fuckton asshat. PRAISE KEK!

I love the show, but the fan base is fucking unbearable.

lel what an asshat. you couldn't be more of a tryhard if you, well, tried. it's ironic that viewing this post is like backing up a metric fuckton of cringe to your house and swimming around in it. praise be to kek's name, may he strike you down

cringe

*uses all of those words in a single post*

Why does it matter if you couldn't have kids with him anyway

>tfw hot cousin
would ironically fuck her and then unironically kiss her

epic

Good afternoon client service desk user speaking

normies GET OUT REEEEEE

Is this a new meme? Replying to someone without quoting them?

because I'd feel bad

i have a friend who's gotten really into Sup Forums recently and it's made things very awkward. he keeps sharing pol memes in the groupchat and brings up the 'ethno-state' every time we hang out

i have a couple of hot first cousins but im not sick in the head so i dont want to fuck them

i almost fucked my cousin

pls dont think bad of me.

I'm not sick in the head I would only do it ironically

you're sick in the head if you wouldn't fuck them. faggot

The final redpill is realizing that Sup Forums exists to move the mainstream even further to the left

Oh

it's a /brit/ gimmick

people who don't know when the "shut it off" are the fucking worst
i knew a guy who said "lol" and "lmao" in real life instead of laughing

How did you enjoy this weekend my friends? i did absolutely nothing.

have you tried turning it on and off again

*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
Mmmmm get schwifty, SZECHAUN SAUCE
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

cringe

it worked thnx
*sends 0.001 btc*

just noticed something
i dont think ive seen a single californian post all day
i spent it posting on Sup Forums and drinking
MR
POOPY
BUTTHOLE

ask him how he thinks the ethno-state will happen

played call of duty

my friends are legit alt-right and they never go to Sup Forums.

DUDE NANNY STATE LMAO

>loves a show
>hates the fans

absolutely hate help desk and I especially hate Caribbean and South Asians women

what's your county

the alt right is spreading into real life
i like watching videos from your state where leftists and rightists fight in berkley
good content

none of your business fucktard

>tfw neo-liberalism has successfully been re-categorized as radical centrism

If I drink concentrated OJ
Can I think Consolidated's okay?
It's not the band I hate, it's their fans
Three cans of water perverts me

>none of your business fucktard

i'm a neo-liberal according to some quiz i found in the swedish general
ama

I worked in a small, confined store that's filled with thousands of pounds of noxious pool chemicals and has very bad ventilation.

His """greatest""" accomplishment was being part of that trend.

On the first light of the day you march on
Departure has arrived, don't look back
Avoid the darkness stay away, stay out of sight
Until you've filled the last of shooting star

gb2 cuba fucking socialist

You can fuc any cousin when you're a dopted

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neo-liberals support the laissez-faire economics, dumb chi

thread is pure shit
shall be doing a sleep and hoping you lads will have it sorted by sunup

*don't go breakin my heart*

quintessentially floridian post

gb2 political school FUckIng retRd

first day off after finals and i agreed to work an 8 hour shift

fuck

>liberal
>not completely equivalent to marxist scum
yeah okay, thanks fidel and fidel jr.

This is a very bad Pepe.

not a fan of this new chi poster

piss