Most fucked up thing you have ever done ?

Most fucked up thing you have ever done ?
>be me
>be 12
>cousin (female )is 9
>get a huge errection for some reason
> tell her about a game
>game is about dry humping
>get caught by grandma
>didnt saw my cousin for a year after that for punishment i guess

I dont think she remembers
She is 17 now and got som huuuge tits but she dresses very strict . Went through her undies a couple of times at her home. She got double d's and doesnt wear thongs.

Non pic related but she is about the same size

Op here. I made a couple fake accounts on snapchat and send her my dick . She opened them all but never replied but also didnt block me . She got a boyfriend right now

Jerked off to my sister

Got dressed up like a girl, went to a porn theatre in Louisville, and got fucked raw by everyone (as far as I could tell) in the theatre. Easily 15 men. I lost track eventually.

Had more fun doing that than I've had with a woman before or since


>Two years ago, no AIDS so far

Does it feel good to have a dick up your ass ?

Oh, god YES.

It's kind of an acquired taste, in that, like any other physical skill, it takes practice. Running hurts when you first start doing it too. But you exercise the muscles and eventually it starts feeling good when you run. Then you start getting that dopamine high and it feels GREAT.

Taking dick is no different. Plus there's the psychological addiction of both being DESIRED, and the addiction of submitting to someone else's will. Put these in addition to the genuinely pleasurable physical sensations, and yeah. It's great.

so you gay?

once had my gf blow me while I told her every detail how I cheated on her with a colleague from work.

was fucked up. but hot. came loads. she swallowed.

You are a faggot?

I called OP a faggot once, he an heroed

>Be married
>Wife doesn't want to fuck at night says she is tired.
>Go to strip club when wife is a sleep.
>Rent out stripper for the night
>stripper is DTF
>fuck her after her shift raw.
>Get home around 4AM and sneak into bed.
>Wife wakes up and is DTF
>She starts sucking my dick
>Complains it tastes funny.
>instant hard on.
>Fuck wife.

No STDs thanks God.

>dressing like a gril and taking 15 random dicks
>not hetro

It's obviously not gay because he was dressed like a gril

Is this kinda shit normal for porn theatres? Paying to jerk off in a room full of dudes also jerking off is pretty homoerotic

Are you stupid? If the testicles don't touch and they don't kiss it isn't gay.

Nah i didnt still here . Still not a faggot

>girl that I was friends with asked me to feed her fish and water her plants while she and her housemate were away
>while I was in their house I went to their bedrooms and stole a pair of their underwear
>put them in individual sandwich bags that I had bought specifically for the occasion to preserve the smell
>Took them home, put one on my face and wrapped the other around my dick and fapped super hard into each
>Washed them and put them both back because I felt guilty
>Ended up dating one of them for nearly a year
>After we broke up I fucked the housemate
>Know for a fact they sitll both wear the panties I came in

Pic related: Its the 2 left most girls

jesus

That's a beautiful Win
Here are some (You)s

Which theater? Im from the area.

Bi. I'm a moderate dom when it comes to fucking women, but put a dick in front of me and I'm as girly a sissy as I can be.

I see no reason why I should have to choose between them. Gay or straight doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is pleasure.

My GF is not that open to my cheating stories.

2004 Video.

I lucked out. The people who were there weren't terribly skanky. I've gone back a couple times since and always bailed out when it's clear it's only 65+ year old men who are 300+lbs.

Then I just go sit and suck at a glory hole for a few hours till I get enough cum I feel the trip down was worthwhile.

knowingly went through the "20 items or less" express checkout lane at walmart with 21 items.

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Yes it is, went to a porn theater last weekend. My GF got fucked by 3 dudes and 2 girls

so did you make a baby or did you fail at that also like youve failed at everything else in your life?

MOOOOODS

Did you walk in dressed like that?

What is the process like?

Mine is art cinema in Hartford, CT

Nah. That time I was in a corseted PVC crotch-zipper catsuit. I'm not trans, so I need breastforms, and the catsuit helps keep them in place. IIRC it was the same corset of the catsuit (which them helps ensure people don't try to take the suit off all the way), tho. Just unzip the catsuit and you're ready to go.

Process-wise, I walked into the store, turned left to the theatre (the glory holes are straight ahead), deposited my admission money in the automated till, and walked inside. Found a guy who was jacking off to the screen, and asked if he wanted a hand with that. 5 minutes into the blowjob, I look up and see a bunch of guys standing around with their dicks in their hands. I pulled the coconut oil and a fresh vial of poppers out of my hand purse, unzipped the bottom of my suit, and said something like "it's not going to fuck itself." The rest should be self-explanatory.

fucking disgusting

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