Walk into your son's bedroom

>walk into your son's bedroom
>see this

What do?

Ask him if his friend has a little brother?

>apple
DISOWNED

you turn 360 degree and walk away
obviously

who cares?

"Hey son, are you and your friend hungry? I'll run out for pizza, be back in 45."

"There will be none of that disgusting shit in my house!"
>Throws Mac out of window

How dare you?
I did not raise you like this.
In this house we don't do any of that faggy shit.
This is a Linux home.

>THIS IN MY HOUSE!?
>I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THEN THIS

....A fucking mac , you are a disgrace for the family.

cool dad

Send the friend home and beat my son till he no longer wants to be a fag

Get out and fap

Why are you homophobic?

>Notice everyone in this thread is hating on Apple
>i use a mac
>Just ordered a iPhone 8

mfw

45 minutes? FOR PIZZA? The real narrative here is 15 minutes to get a pizza and another 30 minutes to cry in your car after discovering your son not only has a mac but his girlfriend look like a boy.

ur a faggot user

>not the iPhone X.

How poor are you user?

Turn 360 degrees and start shooting

welp found the closeted faggot

I needed a new phone and i couldn't wait til october

Kekd

Send him to one of those fundamentalist camps to have the Gay beaten out of him?

Wonder how I have kids since im gay. Prob wouldn't ask questions and just join in

Kek, this was my first reaction.


I actually had this shit happen to me.

>come home
>start making dinner
>son is in his room with a movie blaring
>dinner gets done
>go down hall
>open door
>"Hey sport, din..."
>he's on his bed with his friend making out
>"sorry"
>close the door
>fucking hell
>standing at the end of the hall
>hear them kind of freaking out
>go sit down and start plating out the spaghetti
>hear the door open
>"Greg, you want some pasta too? I made plenty."
>"uhh"
>tell them to sit down
>pass out garlic bread
>"dad..."
>"I'm sorry sport, I should have knocked. That won't happen again."
>"i-i-its o-ok. Dad I..."
>"Your my son. I love you. That's all that needs to be said about that. You hear me?"
>point at him
>"I love you, you hear me?"
>He groans "yes sir"
>"But Greg, your dad is a real fucking redneck backwater ignorant piece of shit. You be real fucking careful around him capisce?"
>"y-y-yes sir"
>point at son "both of you. I don't trust that man."
>they nod
>"ok. Good. Dinners getting cold."
>dinner is quiet
>finish eating
>son starts cleaning dishes
>go sit in living room
>his friend comes out
>thanks me for not freaking out and telling his dad
>"Greg, I'm serious. I'm sorry, but I think if your father finds out he's dumb enough to hurt you."
>He nods and starts getting teary eyed
>pour a shot of whisky and hand it to him
>"I'm sorry I don't know what else to tell you."

Man I love you!

Stop by here if you would please?

autism

Can you be my new dad?

Ask him if he is studying for his prostate exame like a complete autist

Give them some privacy

Too descent to be true.

>360
lmao you'd walk straight ahead not away you fucking moron.

Tell my sons it's not polite to whisper secrets to each other in front of others

muh gnu/linux

join and start a gay threesome

You're either being ironic or a newfriend. hard to tell nowadays

You deserve a reasonable cold.

bro, my fucking iPhone 5s is all sorts of fucked. bottom pixels are just white lines at this point and from time to time 60% of the screen turns greyish. The touchscreen also works 50% of the time so it's frustrating to use and yet I am waiting for the iPhone X. Unless your phone was downright broke, you have no excuse.

Fuck them both to Show dominance

Ask him what he wants for dinner and if his friend wants to stay