When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

Half a year ago...

3 hours ago.

this past sunday

3 days ago.
What about you OP?

2 weeks ago.

handy from my wife in the shower before work this morning.

Every fuckin day damn near for past 30 years.what you wanna know?

over 4 years ago

Uh... 2 days ago. I think.

2 and a half years ago

spring 2015..

never

Couple nights ago. Wife got an IUD after two kids...one of the strings went in my urethra...it hurt, but not extremely painful, but super uncomfortable...surprising since i'm not that big

Who is President again? Cause it was during the last President for sure

Sex was maybe like 3 weeks ago and ate somebody out like a week ago

Last May, but I'm getting laid tomorrow. It's about damn time.

Never

>inb4 an hero
>inb4 hire a hooker

6 months ago.

I just lied. 2 weeks

Two days ago.. im convinced i have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. She dont even need makeup. Eye makeup is nice tho nonetheless..

Like 30 minutes ago

Picture!

CHECKED AS FUGG

I honestly would.. but then id have fkn creepers stalking her trying to find out who she is and shit shed be all over Sup Forums.. if it wasnt for faggots i would..

Probably in my past life

Never. I sometimes regret not taking the opportunity in school or college when I was surrounded with girls and actually had a good chance. Today I have zero contact with girls which means no opportunity and I'm nearing the ending of the twenties.

Never i'm a fucking wizard

had tongue in mouth
finger in vag
benis near bagina

tbh pussy doesn't taste that good
and don't call me shirley

too long this venom made me dump too many nudes of my ex..then fapped now regrets

I'm getting laid tomorrow, and I'm gonna try to get the girl to wear heels while I fuck her. Always wanted to do that.

Yesterday. Will again this evening.

2.5 years now. Don't really miss it

about a month ago, prostitute.

Not counting prostitutes 4 years ago.

fuck this girl everyday for past 2 months

11 months ago. Between two kids, jobs and travel my wife has zero sex drive.

Nudes?

sorry none