WWYD if you were in a club, taking a piss at the urinals, and this guys walks in and stands right behind you, unzips...

WWYD if you were in a club, taking a piss at the urinals, and this guys walks in and stands right behind you, unzips, and starts pissing against the back of your legs?

Get on my knees I guess. It's gonna happen regardless

turn around saying what the fuck, and start pissing all over him as well?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I would whip around and pee on him

reveal my katana and teleport behind him and sudoku his ass

I don't know, maybe beat his ass

Turn around and pee in his stream using my superior stream pressurization to make all the pee go on him

*Grabs him by the throat* Back the fuck off!?!?

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Right into the urinal

headbutt. leave.

Ever heard of moonwalking faggot

This dude is like 150lbs, he just looks bigger because he has a nice beard. Half the people here could probably fight him easy enough

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newfag, hope you die of eternal bleeding.

This.

Or soak the beard

I would drop my pants, bend over and say "You're doing it wrong,buddy"

Turn around and break his fucking jaw. Stupid fuckin hipster cunt.

I would show him how hard I can pee. I'm like a motherfucking pressure washer

Newfag detected

Didn't specify moonwalking so continues to walk into urinal like dipshit

Wow I really upset you by poking a legitimate hole in your logic

>half the people here could fight him easy
>half the people
>easy
You are far too generous.

easy tbh

summer is here bois

When someone says "turn 360 degree and walk away" and another guy points that out that it doesn't make a difference and other guys call him newfag, is it all part of routine? Is this all part of the meme?

Just gonna leave this here

i could take him.

Nice bait my friend

No one is that new to look through pattern right? RIGHT?

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Well, beam battle it is then.

>sudiku his ass

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Stop making this cancer thread

This.
I was going to say kick his ass, but this is so much better and hilarious

Its bait, he's trolling he ain't actually mad, thus you are a newfag sir.

>stab
>pee on him
>laugh
>leave him to die, but cut off those meaty biceps to put in my freezer for a snack later, to gain his life force and also as a trophy
>masturbate

Such a new fag.

Seriously. Summer is over. gtfo noob.

Turn 180° and moonwalk away

Call him a newfag and watch the tears well up in his eyes.

Turn around and push him. He'll be off balance, fall, and piss everywhere, especially since he's probably drunk. Then proceed to get my ass kicked. Or maybe not, depending on how quick he can get up, because bouncers intervene pretty quickly. Also, try to pee in his eyes when he's on the ground.

Kek.

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Ask him why he bought the Bitcoin top.

kick the shit out of him. what else?

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95% of the people in this thread. Pic very related.

Hint: You aren't the Sealion.

Just kill myself, then and there.

elbow to throat

Turn around, grab him by his goose eggs and twist like I'm opening a rusty valve.
Punch him in the kidney with my other hand. Then leave.

eh he's nothing.. big mistake for him.