Hello, user

Hello, user.

Are you having a good day?

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yeah

>japanese girl

>blonde hair

fuck right off.

Not your problem faggit

Yeah. Browsing /b when I could be doing 100 productive things. Doing great. Dick.

Thank you for taking the time to respond to my little sprog!
I hope good health finds you all.

Show dick pls

I'm actually a girl!

How are you doing?

Haha, forgot the picture. Silly me!

She's dead m8

A broken clock is right twice a day!

youtube.com/watch?v=fsJzsUuN5Kw

Let's chill and listen to some music.

YOU'RE TOO CUTE FOR THIS BOARD

EVEN IF YOU ARE A ROLEPLAYING MANLET, JUST LEAVE BEFORE YOU BECOME AS SHITTY AS US

Show boobs then

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Fag

My friend has stopped eating and she has been having really bad pains. Any idea on how to ask her to maybe eat again or why she isnt eating?

Show boypussy

Why did you stop eating

I've been eating fine. Its her i'm worried about.

Dear me, user, you do flatter me. (≧◡≦)
Well, that'd just spoil the nature of the thread!
Leave him alone! >:o
I had a friend who went through a similar situation. She was so slim and pretty, but always insisted on eating nearly nothing. Maybe you could try calling her pretty, letting her know she's beautiful the way she is, and that you're there for her no matter what. Please do try and not to be complacent, body image is an issue that has affected me and people I love.

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Penis inspector lift up your skirts boys

Too pure for this board.
A nice change of pace, if nothing else. Have a nice landscape.

Yeah.

You have such a way with words!
I have faith in your ability to proofread. C'mon, you can do it!
You're very kind, user! That's such a pretty picture.
I hope you are actually okay. I bet you're a pretty nice dude!

Your lie in April was good

Literally too pure for this world. Gonna go cry and off myself now.

They're always talking about a cure for cancer or alzheimers or some shit, but when will modern medicine cure my microbenis?

I'd be happy to lend an ear, user. Not OP, btw.

Heck yeah! It's my favourite!
Please don't, user. Won't you stay and talk for a while? I'd love to get to know you.
Ask not what modern medicine can do for your microbenis, but what your microbenis can do for modern medicine!
You're a good person, user. There should be more people in the world like you.

Why does she stare so deeply into my eyes and smile when she talks to me?
Is she memeing with me?

Thanks OP, you're a good person too.

There may be more to it than you think. Pursuing a vein of interest never hurt anybody. Wouldn't you rather live your life knowing for certain one way or the other than being unsure of what could have been?
I'm really happy to hear it. It seems as if I've attracted a rather nice crowd, which I'm very happy about.

In the meantime, how about some more music?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_dEdMEjl4

No i don't. Fuck off.

Have you had a bad day, user? You're more than welcome to come in here and talk about it if you like.

On the topic, though, I will say that this does feel a bit... impersonal. If you want, you guys can call me Kaori-chan. ＼(^-^)/

Who is this fucking manchild.

Go away, weeb.

Kaori-kun what are you trying to accomplish? Are you planning to make daily threads or is it just one time quickie. We have enough alice traps reimu jillu and others here. What is your selling point?

>anime image board
>'weeb'

Go away normie faggot.

C'mon, guys, play nice! This thread is supposed to be a friendly place. (‿)
(It is an anime image board, though. :3)
This one actually made me giggle.

R8 me I'm on the left

This must be b8

It looks to me like you could clean up pretty good! Lose the socks and sandals, get some form-fitting jeans, maybe a tee or two, and let your hair grow out a bit, then get an undercut!
Bait? For what, user?

More music~!

youtube.com/watch?v=I2PZaKxklz4

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Wait you telling me you dont like my sandals-socks classic look?

That's a little bit mean, user. I bet there's a nice person under that image macro~!
It's a classic, alright. Then again, so is the mullet!

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I dont think anyones buying it op
im actually digging this music tho

Be nice! >o<
I'm not here to sell anything. Just to have a nice talk. :)

I'm glad you like the music! Here's some more~

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inb4 tranny

Not that I have anything against transexuals, but I assure you that I am capable of having children. :3

Music!
youtube.com/watch?v=DhHGDOgjie4

How do I politely ask a girl if I can give her a foot massage without seeming creepy?
youtu.be/9sEI1AUFJKw

I can't speak for every girl, but I'd love somebody to give me a foot massage! Maybe bring it up jokingly at first, and if she seems into it you can take it from there!

Music? Music!
youtube.com/watch?v=dIC4VSUE7q4

What if she's a random gril not even my friend it will be weird?

Oooooh, nice gets~!

...But yeah. I'd proooobably suggest that you get to know them before you go about suggesting foot massages. Unless you're a masseuse, of course. Then it would be your job.

Oh no your thread is dying

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day's been alright

Excellent. :)

That's what I always want to hear!

What color panties are you wearing now? Asking for friend.

Today was ok I guess, Whent to therapy and did the regular slog. I fucked my chances with a new person I met by being all depressed and shit, and to top that she was a 10.5/10 qt. So i'm doing ok, what about you?

My day was fine what about yours?
youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k

Oh, I'm just wearing some PJs. Black top and shorts, if it matters that much to you!
Well, you're the first person to ask how I'm doing, so I'd say you're pretty nice anyway!
And to answer your question, I'm doing wonderfully. I'm having a nice, cosy day inside, with good music and fluffy blankets and warm coffee.
Make that two~!
I've had a lovely day. :3
Also, that video is great!

>2017
>unaware that people have been able to bleach and dye their hair for several decades
You must be a murican.

how much money do u have

So technically you are not wearing any panties at all.

Well said, but do try to be a little more constructive in your criticism. I'd like for everybody to be nice and friendly!
I have enough to get by!
If I asked you politely, do you think you might not post the rest of that comic? I'd much prefer if you didn't.

That is very inappropriate when talking with strangers.

How does Your Lie in April end? I don't want to watch the whole thing

Hey, dude, can you post the rest of that comic?

>I have enough to get by!
ok that's kool

You dont liek sanic or something?

Will I ever find love?

>but do try to be a little more constructive in your criticism.
>on Sup Forums

What if you say don't post that shit nigger

Ah, I... see you're going ahead with the posting. Well, if it's a pastime you enjoy, I'm not going to stop you. I'm glad you can get some fun out of it.
Don't worry user, it seems as though he's going full steam ahead no matter what!
I'd really suggest watching it all the way. The ending is beautiful!
I'm glad you think so!
As long as you're enjoying yourself, I don't mind what you like. :)
There's plenty of fish in the sea. And if you feel like you might be beached, there will always be a bird that comes along to swoop you into the skies!

Music, anyone?
youtube.com/watch?v=sszhvd9F8WU

Wow. That actually gave me hope. Thanks!

How do you ask girl you dont know to send you a picture of her panties or feets?

Just straight up ask, dude.

Yeah do this Chicks dig guys with confidence.

I'm a cute girl too guise, please give me attention ^_^

Ok, Kaori chan p-please send me a picture of your p-panties or feets and i will stop with two b-babies one fox!

she'd dead... I'd say let it go but I haven't either.

Ok sure, beta orbiter #1 ready for duty
Watchawant m'lady

Teehee! Tell me about your problems that I don't actually care about so I can give you cookie-cutter advice about it!

I'm lonely no gril wants me what do

Don't worry user! In the two posts we've interacted I can already tell that you're a wonderful person and somebody will like you! I sure do! ^_______^

It's always worth a try, no? Persistence pays off!
Then I'd say that seems a tad crass! I know you're better than that, user~
I'm so happy to hear it. Good luck out there, user!
I bet you're cute no matter what you are!
Spoilers! ∧( ‘Θ’ )∧
Sounds like fun!
Hey, you sound suspiciously like someone I know, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue! I know that emoticon usage from somewhere! ^__^

b8

Where is my answer bitch

She's rejected the deal so it's time for force the issue, user.

Resume posting the comic until she complies.

I didnt want it but you forced me to do it kaori...

You didn't even make your own caps to shitpost with, I'm dissapointed.

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who the fuck are you

So sweet

And creamy

Hmm what is this smell?

I hope it's 8/8, at least!
That's no way to get what you want, user!
Ah, you must be the brains of the operation. Nice to meet you!
I think any picture of her is as good as any other, don't you?
Kaori-chan! And you are?

Eat shit XD