/Asean/

White, Black and Yellow edisi.

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Pertamax buat Fatin

first time nampak fatin buat roti

Don't you guys post cute girls you know here?

I kinda like romanov flag

i don't know a lot of girls. i don't go out much.

isn't Putin king anyways? How long has he been in power, comrade?

Fatin best girl

stop sucking Fatin's dick, faggots

Redditor here! Is this the venue for the r/philippines online meetup?

Nice to meet you! XD

who /nanny/ here?
i'm the kid on 2weeks sem break
>1 week left
so i've got nothing better to do so they've decided to slave me.
>pick up the kids
>cook lunch
>wash all the dishes
>be ready to serve them whenever
i could be just waking up from sleep and they'd tell me to get ready to drive them to the mall for shopping or i could be having a bad day cooped up in my room and once i come down for a drink, dad would demand i cook something for him and lil bro.

>got locked out of the house

FUCK. I think I'm going to end up sleeping outside.

hello

is this guy a loser for dating a pornstar?

Is this thread dead because if it is I'll post Bisaya>Tagalog.


Reply within 5 mins or else.

Maido

I remember someone posted the Baguio meet up here
He said they do it often

Kek
Reminds me if this

>Renew Driver's License today
>wait for more than an hour and didn't get a new card

Puta naman. This is what I get for shelling out morethan 1K for the renewal fee and medical?

same boi again
>house is a mess; dishes piled, clothes unwashed, things all over
>mom is lazy and only cares for religion now
>dad has no fucks to give; diabetic but eats like theres no tomorrow
>siblings all focus on friends
I'm losing hope myself. Over 18 now so pretty sure talking to them about this and agitating them will only make it worse for me.

Kau kerja apa? Selalu ada je kat sini.

Threads usually dead around this time

for the new summerfags here

Why do some of the Visayan shitposters focus on Cebu though?
Cebu doesn't even speak standard Visayan. Is Cebuano a prestige language now in the Visayan sphere?

Meetup is tomorrow at Recto, 11:30pm. Be there.

>Not going to the fixers for easy peasy
You did it to yourself cuck

>everything who speaks against reddit is butthurt

kek no wonder youre all yellow with that dumb logic

Pegawai Sekuriti di rumah.

>everyone who is against you is a yellow or a butthurt redditor
Kek fucking dutertard logic

and the cycle continues

Lel look at this newfag
Go back to rebbit with that spacing

Is that


It?
Lulz

GUK GUK!

Psst... reddit Ka rin ba teh? Hihi

What's wrong?

Can we be asean instead of stuck with faggot australians and coconuts?

Are you Maori?

New Zealand doesnt exists

>no job opportunities in Brunei
You can move here, Fatin :^)

"Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player" -Azula

>tfw you will never be dominated by Azula
>tfw you will never be manipulated by Azula
>tfw you will never fight alongside Azula
>tfw you will never have crazy sex with Azula

fine by me as long as youre not an insufferable butthurt redditard

as long as you are not a butthurt paid dutertard or marcostard

>be me
>be playing truth or dare with other flips from church
>this girl gets dared to kiss my nose
>tfw she looks like my crush (a bit chinita) and has the same nickname as my crush
>IsThisHeaven.jpg
>she actually kiss my nose without hesitation

>another qt girl gets dared
>she gets dared to lick my ear
>without hesitation she licks the back of my ear
>I don't even wipe it off

BRUH, who said church girls aren't crazy when they're drunk?

Asean wilk grow larger.
Back off

Lying is a sin, flipbong.

This is too funny.

>dom by Azula
>she just kicks your balls and calls you mean stuff, occasionaly burns you

>manipulated by Azula
>she'll be nice and then evil to you in a split
>"baby get me a glass of water"
>you give it to her, she picks it up, splashes it at you

>fight next to Azula
>you're bait for the Avatar, looking poor and helpless
>Azula comes and shoots Aang in the back

>crazy sex with Azula
>forced to wear cock cage, she pegs you and keeps shooting fire on your nips

Is indomie a meme? I saw some in the nearby grocery store; thingken of trying it

/asean/ will become international playground just like IRL then.

But I don't mind as long as you can bear the Sup Forumsutism & flip politic posts.

Maybe you have to try the mie goreng and it variation first. The soup ones are kinda bland if you eat it as it is.

I wonder whether Fatin has a cock or not...

literally no one says that you retard, everyone says church girls are crazy

gaga!

Who is Fatin?

OP is Fatin

Indomie is good for your health. Don't listen to da jews who said the otherwise.

This girl.

Fucking malay pigs
Might as well call every girl with a hijab a Fatin cuz they all look the same since youcant see their hair
i fucking hate malays

Wew, salty.

hmm this makes me wonder if any of my schoolmates were traps or not.
probably hard for them to grasp the fact that they're a girl wearing girl clothes but they have a dick.

Lost my keys.

It's 7°C and holy fuck is it freezing.

>can't know who's who because of hijab
i'm on boat with you my keling friend, time for our own Mustafa Kemal :^)

sleep at a motel la, you don't want to die out in the cold don't you?

Heh, I was the trap in my school

but you're a boi
it's a known fact that traps are girls with sillypenises

If ASEAN become federal union should the common language be English or Mandarin?

Nvm, finally got my dad to wake up and open the door.

Never going to make that mistake again.

Are you trap?

Is Mandarin that prevalent in ASEAN? I know us and Sing use it but others?

Bravo, but now you've got to make a trip to the locksmith tomorrow to make a new pair of keys. Sleep tight, John.

I am the manly man you're afraid of >:^)

Tagalog for maximum topkek squatter meme language

Should be the one with most user famalam, which is Bahasa Indonesia :^)

Nah, Wal-Mart has a machine that does it in like a minute.

Singlish

Bisaya for maximum slum slave meme language

we are going to sound like baboons throwing pagpag tho

Well what if ASEAN is a confederal union?

What will happen to tagalogs?
Castrated i suppose kek

Ilocano the original onga bonga pagpag tier Austronesian language

bisayans will rule lmao

Empire or none at all.

Look at tondo empire aka tagalog empire

Now search tondo lamao

Are Malays the niggers of Asia?

Get ready for it to rise

Ah~La~Ha La~Ya~Ha Ya~Ha~Ah~

I've heard that a famous pinoy user who also happens to be our beloved moderator frequently posts in here, is that true? I would love to talk to him and greet him in person!

Thank you for making r/philippines a great online community from the bottom of my heart! Mwah mwah tsup tsup!

No. Kelings are niggers.

so Baguio fag is the r/ph moderator lmao

...

nom nom

what is this?

Watch this important documentary and notice the similarities

youtube.com/watch?v=qkTgg5pbPHs&t

you mean him?

I bet is the Bh bisayaball poster

wow, very disgusting behavior

Check out this tarsier.

kek I was just reading that

>"him"

No he's not.

Dating a pornstar for pump and dump purposes makes him an alpha, now if he marries her he's a titanic cuckold.

Magandang gabi mga kababayan ko!

Ulol pak u nanay pokpok

Why is yahoo mail such a buggy piece of shit? My conversations and emails are getting eaten up for some reason and would not show in the inbox unless I specifically search for the exact title of the conversation subject. It's not getting deleted or getting labeled as spam nor did I accidentally block anyone since this is happening to everyone I've been emailing with.

Are there any known fixes for this? Google a shit

>2017
>Yahoo Mail
(lol grandpa

Okay fine, making throwaways just takes me 1 minute anyway. Still doesn't make me any less mad that it's getting real inconvenient to look at past messages. I might even miss important messages since they may get eaten up and I'd never know the email subject nor the name of the sender.

yo asian user
join the official int server welack asians
we will have a voicee chat tonight with grills of course
discord.gg/k4s6uwW

Hey guys, I'm going to finish my degree in couple of month and I'm planning to start a business

What can I do with with MYR5k/USD1.2k that doesn't involve selling street food?