Daily reminder that if you're not 6'4+ and don't lift, you have no chance at being a true alpha

Daily reminder that if you're not 6'4+ and don't lift, you have no chance at being a true alpha.


Everyday I thank the universe that my parents were tall and blessed me with alpha 6'4" height.

>alpha
>browses b
Choose one

>Forgot to mention I also browse /fit/
I'm alpha my dude.

>browses fit
>alpha
Kek it keeps getting funnier

>Forgot to mention I'm captain of my Ultimate Frisbee Junior Varsity club
Exactly. Now STFU I'm alpha.

True, if you are tall and buff, you get more bitches.

The thing though, the cream of the crop of the bitches are those basic chicks that want them to take you shopping, want a house, want to have a huge wedding, want to have kids. Because they are competing against themselves to see who can score the better life through marriage.

The only real benefit of dating them is they are fucking hot. You know what doesn't last though? Their bodies and their faces. Once they and all their friends have kids, they have no reasons to compete.

On the other hand, all the bitches in the low tiers that don't give a fuck about height are more likely to not want kids, more likely to live frugally, more likely to be sexually deviant which leads to better sex life, and so on.

So yeah, all you tall guys, enjoy your young hot blonds now. In 20 years, you will be in the exact same position socially as all the manlets, except that the manlets will on the average have more money than you.

Well memed friend good trolls

If you have to tell people you are alpha, you are not really alpha.

If you have to tell people that if they have to tell people they're alpha they're not alpha, you're probably not alpha.
Now STFU kiddo before I have to Rek your ass at Ultimate Frisbee. You won't like me on that field bub.

OP is a fucking dumb cunt. A true "Alpha" doesn't going around telling people he is one. He knows it.
Kys.

Who said I was alpha?

Why would I want to be alpha? Seems like so much work and effort just so you can have sex. Id rather just pay an escort, much easier and cheaper TBH.

Someone is having an extra special day today.

Reread what I read veeeerrrrryyyy slowly. Also Yea an escort is easier and cheaper if you're ugly af and a manlet. Us 6'4+ guys just hit up tinder and we have bitches lining up for one night stands which is way cheaper and easier then a STD infested escort.

>tinder girls
>std free
This is easily the funniest thread I've read all week. I know you're trolling but fuck dude this was a good laugh

Yeah but you have to go to the gym which takes time and money, you have to buy clothes, you have to go out and spend time socializing and buying food and drinks.

Yaawnnn

eh I don't mind, but I see your point. Do you, man. Get a extra thick escort and remember me when you're hitting it. You are hereby blessed by a 6'4" chadbro.

5'11" dude with noob gains from a month at the gym larping as a chad

Actually 6'4" but you got me on the noob gains. I'm weak af but I got a decent face so I don't care. I'll get there.

It's hard, 6'2 and it was a bitch to get over that initial bump. The taller you are the harder it is to build a good frame. Stick to it and don't give up, try heavy lifting sports for fun too

Yea, that's what I've heard. I'm definitely gonna a stick to it. Thankfully I live right next to a gym now so I don't have any excuses.

What's your routine?

Daily reminder that these threads are made exclusively by insecure faggots that aren't alpha in any way.

Tbh I don't really have one. Ive been having steady gains from just doing different stuff I read online and trying different exercises to hit all my muscles. This probably isn't a good idea and I'll probably hit a plateau soon but it's going good so far. What would you recommend?

>average height of male adults in the US is 5'9"

Cycling workouts and making sure you hit a range of workouts is really your best bet and you already got that, inclined push-ups in addition to standard to hit pecs fully, when lifting start a set with your max weight and work down from there, and most important is to stretch and drink water.

Coasts bring down the average, look up the average Midwest height

>Being tall and allegedly buff
>Being this insecure

How often did your uncle fuck you that you are this fucking damaged?

Thanks for the advice! I have been neglecting cardio but I know it's good for me and tbh I don't mind it. I'll be sure to use this advice. Thanks!

Cardio is good but can kill gains, if you're serious about being a full fit bro I'd get on a bulk cut cycle. And look into hyland heavy sports if there are any leagues in your area. It's a fun way to set personal bests and is probably best strength and grip training

I'll be sure to check it out. And thanks for the info. Seriously thank you so much dude. I appreciate it.

6'4 masterrace reporting in
Currently going up to 200lb 10%bf... Still a long way tho

No problem dude, always cool to meet another tall bro into getting fit, let's face it most of /fit/ are manlets

10% is still pretty impressive man

I could find no state or region specific data for the US. I'm not really interested enough to go past page 6 of forums asking the exact same question, so I'm stopping there. Hopefully you can find something to back up that claim.

Yea it's weird how obsessed some of them are with height, but tbh I probably would be too if I was a manlet.

Femanon here, and I gotta say all you dudes are hilarious with your alpha, beta bullshit. If you think I'd ever under any circumstances fuck any of you losers, you're delusional.

It's an area mostly Settled by Germanic peoples which are on average taller than the Irish/Italian immigrants that mostly comprised the east coast and the Hispanic and asiatic who populate the southwest

>checked

Thank for bringing some common sense into the thread, regardless if you're lying about being a chick.

>wanting to fuck a femanon
If I need feminine penis I'll let you know

5' 10" King of Manlets. . .but I'm packing an 8" cock, so I have the height where it matters.

"Alpha" is a false pretense, proven incorrect by it's creator. You should feel bad, since you're so insecure you have to cling to some flimsy theory proven wrong forty years ago as an identity.
You really think somehow being lucky in the genetic lottery makes you an "alpha?" You're an idiot, and I hope your containment thread makes you happy.