What is the most useless superpower ?

What is the most useless superpower ?

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The power to smoke weed and drink beer all day.

Breathing underwater but if you drown every time you do it.

Invulnerability to the seventh bullet.

every time you cum you shit yourself

You can teleport into any place but everytime you do so your blind and deaf until you teleport back to where you were originally.

Shitting dicknipples

Posting a "U Mad White Boi?" thread on Sup Forums

The power to smell farts brewing inside women.

Not entirely useless. Like if you were about to get jumped or shot or arrested you could teleport somewhere safe, chill for like 30 minutes, and then go back.

India

The power to turn into a nigger

Having the position of most power in the United States and arguably the world, but having nothing positive to contribute to either.

Fucking underrated

The American people.

You could turn into a nigger only when you walk into the welfare office and turn back to live the NEET life.

Power to talk to fish.

the power of quads

Being a failed capitalist.

Flying for exactly two seconds

ability to become blind when you close your eyes

Invisible when making noise

Meg's ability to grow her nails

How about this, you can teleport but the "you" on the other side is you in every possible way but doesn't have your consciousness.

Basically, you "die" in 1 use. But don't worry, your replacement will also die in 1 use, and so on.

You can go back in time by 5 seconds every 5 seconds

Instant blackface that once you get it, it won't come off

when you say nigger 3 times you become a nigger.

The most useless superpower is having a huge nigger cock.

You can turn invisible only when no one is watching. Cameras included.

When your about to cum and then you get magically neutered

The power to assume any aborigine's appearance at will.

This guy right here

The ability to levitate 1mm above the ground

wouldn't that mean the you who teleported loses knowledge of their powers and until they one day after piecing their life back together accidentally trigger the power again and cause their family an other wave of grief from having to deal with your dumbass amnesia self

by useless i'm going for actually harmful.
super vulnerability
can't touch almost anything since it will irritate or injure you skin
bacteria in the air will make you incredibly sick constantly
if it's bad enough you couldn't even eat properly without injuring yourself to even the softest and blandest foods

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you mean
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yes, just 10 times worse.

Having the incredible ability to believe its not butter

No, its a perfect replica of you before you teleported, memories are stored in the brain, so a perfect copy should have the same memory from the moment of copy.

being a two cost 4/4 but your opponent gets free spells

Being able to shrink to 99% of your normal size.

Wut

Ay ant man seemed cool, maybe this but you can never enlarge, only get exponentially small.... quickest way to turn into a black hole.

English, please?

Autism

Useless superpowers not hilarious medical conditions.

Are you Australian?

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Smiling change someone day better :)

I appreciate the magic reference brother

Either invisibility or holding your breath forever

the power to never get used to something. everything you do will always feel like the first time