Ideal gf thread

Ideal gf thread
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If only she didn't want kids she'd be ideal. Children suck shit.

I really hate the turned in feet thing

I actually love that shit.

I'll never understand the people who don't want kids. It's the entire purpose of existence.

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World's overpopulated. Don't think with yo dick.

No, it's a biological requirement for survival. Survival could be seen as the point of life.

lol how did I know this would have atleast one anti-kid loser. Well good to know your offspring would probably die in the womb anyway faggot

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Africa and Asia are overpopulated. Birth rates are crashing everywhere else.

I'm of the view that there are only two interesting things on Earth. One is children, the other is psychedelic drugs. Everything else is second string.

Current estimates suggest the population is gonna max out at around 9 billion and then start to decline.

go outside

The world as a whole is overpopulated. Besides, when the 'first world' stopa being an economical and social shithole, I'll consider having kids.

>Amputee
more like
>breathing fleashlight

thats wife, not gf

Only is shithole places like Africa and the Middle East, you dipshit. Bait/10

You mispelled 'money' and 'even more money.'

you misspelled China and India.

stupid geologically impaired faggot.

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Don't have kids, literally just you stop.

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You voted Trump, didn't you.

I would have if I was a burger

I'm not american retard.

"zug zug"

Okay, Captain Cuck.

i wish i could find a qt amputee gf

You and me both.

G e t
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m y
l e v e l.

Thanks dick
Its been like 3 months since ive lost the game.

12, small, shy, cute

lol

Oh fuck you buddy...

Tfw, these types of girls don't exist anymore.

You fucking cunt. 10/10; would lose again.

>Yes I did.

Thanks

:'(

I had a full imgur folder full of this girl but lost the link. Does anyone have any more pics of her?

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YEEEEEESSSS!

I'd date a trap but I'm too embarrassed that he'd probably have a bigger dick then me

God fucking damn it! Why does this have to be a trap?!

>gf

The caliphate will crush you degenerate scum.

Same, but it doesn't really matter, truth be told.

and just how the fuck would you know?

Don't worry, it may be hueg, but it's still extremely feminine.

>we can't do that until we are marrried user


No thanks

I'm the trannies have a mental disorder but so do I camp.
I don't think dicks are feminine but I don't think modern women are feminine either

>STOP POKING ME

If you bombed Africa china and Asia you would take out 55 percent of the worlds population, maybe bombing is the best option

fuck you, also 10/10

Make one for each race please

>tfw he fucks your boipussy so hard you become pregnant

fuckin a

gay

>World's overpopulated. Don't think with yo dick.

only if you're a poor loser

with what? a shit baby? aka a nigger baby?

h

Fug you

I saw my first love earlier today. She betryed me at a bar one night. She arranged a meeting and tried to set me up for growing weed.
She said Hi. I looked back twice, I wish I hadn't

fuuuck man who would make such an abomination

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>gf is literally nyarlathotep

the one true answer

These are my requirements

Are fat chicks considered damaged?

Thanks guys I'm sad now

fuck youuuu

>can walk
Fat chicks don't walk, they waddle. No fat chicks.

they always are

Wrong. My genes survive so long as any of my relatives survive. See kin selection hypothesis.

im 5 of these
im all of these
im 6 of these
someone please love me

Fair point lol
Just making sure because I used to think "I'll take anything" until I tried online dating and only fat chicks were interested in me.

I dont know if I could ever be with an amputee bitch. I could deal with helping her grab shit and wiping her ass but, I want my bitch to at leats be able to walk.

I'm in California and ugly but I make good money and frankly I probably only want to hang out once a month. What's your story?

>all parts and no hole

shame. can i see your tits

this shit's hilarious
great leap upwards in the posting department these days, at least one hell of a lot better than the literal shit "meme"s being forced down our throats

Bet. Prove you're a chick

Robo gf is best gf

i live in Florida, i'm self studying design and just getting my life together.

lol

Nigger

Put it in a chastity cage then!

Prove that you're real

To far for me but I'm sure you'll be okay.
It's a buyers market for young girls these days.
The tables don't turn till you get a bit older.

For what purpose?

Holy shot man man I'm dying of laughter here.

The one I'm about to loose
>11 year relationship
>Apparently she hasn't been in love with me for 6 years
>Been picturing other guys when we fuck for 3 years
>I told her to stick around for 3 months BC we have legal obligations
>Now she gets to watch me improve everything for the next woman
>I've noticed it slowly having effects on her but she won't mention it
>Mfw she told me today she was falling for me again
Da fuq is up with that shit?
I was planning on taking 3 months to bury her former self in my mind and try to move on but now she's trying to pull me back in after fucking my whole world up less than a week ago

Brainwashed debt slave walkin

My gf is exactly like this..

I miss the 50's...

How old are you guy?
What do you love about her exactly? She sounds like a cunt from your brief description.

I want your gf tbh -OP

>delaware
Totally

It's not all it's cracked up to be. I was happy for a while but women like that have no ambition, and low depth of thought. Try to have any kind of intelligent conversation with them and they just laugh and go "oh you're so smart" All they ever talk about is kids and stupid shit like going to the store and their brief interactions with people. Sex is also super boring.

>:(

>I like my women smart
Literally why? If you want an intellegent conversation you talk to your guy friends don't you? You do have guy friends right?

me not that kind of orc. >:c