Whats the best advice for going to the strip club and having a good time?

Whats the best advice for going to the strip club and having a good time?

Hardmode: No drugs and 1-2 drinks max

Bring a lot of money.

How much? I was thinking 200 should be enough since I wont be spending a lot on alcohol

Keep track of how many songs you've actually done. If you want sex/bj/hj you need to take them to the VIP area so don't get a bunch of regular dances trying to convince them to do it. They don't all offer those services though, some are just regular strippers.

Dont. Just get an escort. Smae price, you actually fuck some bitch.

Bring a lot of singles. No more than 2 lap dances. Don't cum while having a lap dance. Have fun.

My ultimate goal is to take one of them home and fuck them, but Ive always failed here. Some are glad to take the free ride, being the whores they are and all. But again, I plan to be sober so I expect that to work in my favor once my game improves

cover is usually $15 to get in. lapdances are like $25-$40 a song. wear an ironed button down so you don't look like one of the losers who live in strip clubs after their 5th divorce. If you wanna bang then ask them during a lapdance when they get off and if they want to get breakfast together. prepare to stay awake until like 5am to do this. my buddy in Miami paid $400 to bang a stripper in a private room. she put a condom on for the hj, different condom on for bj, and a different condom on for sex.

Shave your face and no keys in your pocket.

Yeah don't get your hopes up. Unless they're actual escorts they're just going to be annoyed with you. They will lead you on and try to milk you.

Also, ignore what the other person said, don't get singles. Sitting up at the stage and tipping is for suckers. Sit one row from the closest row to the stage and watch for free. You'll spend enough there without giving away free dollars.

I dont want to fuck hookers. Not really my scene.
Why wouldnt i want to cum on a lapdance? Granted itd have to be a pretty long one, but seems like a good way to get your moneys worth at least.
Thats the thing I dont want to pay straight up for sex

that's why you ask them to breakfast. they'll be in public with you so they're more likely to accept and you're less likely to be a cop. gonna have to put in work to not pay, bud

>Whats the best advice for going to the strip club and having a good time?
don't go to the strip club
thank me later

also, think of fun stories to tell them before you go. they're strippers so they have crazier stories than you. impress them. try to subtly show you have money. they make more than you, most likely

>I don't want to fuck hookers, only people who are 3 steps away from it
>paying for lap dances and hoping for sex instead of going directly for what you want

literally what

Have a lap dance and cum in your pants so you can have a wet spot for the next girl to sit on. Classy - good way to get one to go home with you

You're an idiot. Have fun wasting $200 in an hour.

Are you trying to uphold some morals or what's the deal here?

I feel that only men with impotence and cucks would go to strip clubs

is pic related???

She's related to someone, just not OP

Bring coke

So youre willing to pay some cunts to dance for you naked but, not fuck them? Whats the rationale here?

Ill keep that in mind for sure. I had a stripper ask me to breakfast only once, but i blew it by being a drunk dumbass at the time.
I dont want to pay someone that literally fucks men all day long, not that hard to understand actually
>What are dark pants
>What are boxers
No I just want to start getting the most out of the experience. Besides I need to up my exposure to women, its been too long for me. Plus a lot of those girls fuck absolute losers and niggers for free and I want in, Im sick of spending money and then seeing that shit.
I dont do or have access to coke. Wouldnt bring it with me anyway
I want to fuck without paying, and they dont fuck every guy they dance with unlike hookers

The coke wouldn't be for you lol

Strippers are whore too man. You say you dont want to pay for a fuck but...
>paying them to dance
>paying them to
>paying them
>paying

what strip clubs are like, what is allowed and what you can do and what you absolutely can not do etc varies widely state-to-state, to the point that asking for advice on a non-local messageboard is probably not helpful

i know where i live now, the recipe for a good time is to go to the strip club with the less attractive girls & pay for a private dance. most/all of them will let you feel and suck on their titties, bounce them on your lap and shit.

but, this wouldn't fly in the other club in my city (with the younger/hotter girls), or in most clubs in the U.S.

i was in the military and got sent all over, went to strip clubs all over. they are all so different that i doubt you can get advice somewhere like this

obviously you need money

OP here is some real advice: go to the strip club during the day if you can. Just have a beer and watch the women. Take note of how some of the regulars are acting and doing. Come back on a weeknight (again, as to avoid a ton of crowds on a Fri or Sat night) and ask for a dance or whatever you want from a stripper you like the looks of.

translation
>broke af

Get an escort

Let him learn the hard way. He is rejecting a bunch of good advice.

kek, yeah strippers love frugal guys

Don't suck the titty I got the worst sore throat of my life from a lap dance titty.

Yeah I learned this the hard way too. If it's kind of like cold, it's probably been getting licked.