>wins the game for barcelona
>not even out of the locker room yet
>is already playing CS:GO
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>wins the game for barcelona
>not even out of the locker room yet
>is already playing CS:GO
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>only 500 hours played
Lol what a noob.
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>A single game in the entire account
Smurfer detected
actually is way too much for a professional athlete, he should be focusing on football not a videogame
what else is he supposed to do? go outside and get hounded by press?
he's living the dream, basically being a NEET half the time when he's not training/playing
How do we know this is his account?
who is >we
me and you
lewd
dont forget about me too guys
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..oui?
thats his old account steamcommunity.com
this is the new one steamcommunity.com
>weeaboo
Wait which one is it,
steamcommunity.com
or
steamcommunity.com
or is he a turbonerd with multiple accounts?
well he is playing on his old account right now
its both to be honest, people here in brazil have been talking about him becoming addicted to CS:GO recently
not him, he gave it away to some friend of his or his own son, i believe
>people with jobs aren't allowed to have free time to do what they want
>131 hours in the last two weeks
no way. that's like 9 hours a day
source
>is a Legendary Eagle
damn, he's not so shit then
also it's funny that hltv forums are exactly like Sup Forums
motherfucker has 1500 hrs logged on 2 accounts
I wonder what his ranking is
People forget that he actually owns a CS:GO team.
Even ronaldo now is entering on this e-sport bandwagon and he bought the Brazilian organizers of Dota championships.
>Fallen :3
I always knew Neymar was a SK fanboy.
>131 hours in 2 weeks
there is no way this is his real number
as a NEET I never even got past low ~100
>tfw you will never play CS with Nerman AKA Batman Loko
Tell me about female csgo pros, why do they love brazilian cock so much?
>Earns €333,650 a week
>Still plays on a laptop
>travelling every week
>playing on a PC
Why would he carry a tower around you Fucking retard?
With a laptop he can play at the training complex/whatever shit hole he's playing in. Just because you live your entire existence in one room doesn't mean Neymar does
maybe he travels, just maybe.
>CS:GO in 2017
its litterally the most popular fps in the world right now you fucking danish dinglebat
fuck off casual
i beat dark souls in 150 hours in like 2 weeks
Soo fucking based, how the others countries gonna even compete?
>Nerman BatManLoKo
>Literally Jesus
>Qtinho
>Casemiro Calça Jeans
>Douglas Borel Silva
Just give us the cup already.
>it's popular so that means it must be good
pra provar bem o macaco que é
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Sup Forums pls go and stay go
this is jonas jerebko's steam
Sup Forums doesnt care about games
true, games are seen as too immature for grown men. Unlike moe anime, dolls and kawaii wallpapers
Moe anime is the thinking man's hobby
I really hope this post was ironic
>female
>pros
>LE
>not so shit
lel
>following refs on steam
I'm glad his addiction to CS: GO is not affecting his footballing skills, but he better watch out! Young man with a promising career goes on steam and his life starts going downhill - many such cases!
Based Nordic autism
Footballers don't really train all day long. They train in the morning and have the whole afternoon free.
go back to your reskinned tf2 weeb game
How much of his wage do you think he spend on keys Sup Forums?
>using Steam for your PC games
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>Just because you live your entire existence in one room doesn't mean Neymar does
:(
>using Steam for your PC games
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>131 hrs past two weeks
there is no way that it's his account.
He has Espanyol forward Baptistao in his friend list though.. hmm
They played in the same football school in Santos (city) before Nerman joined Santos (club)
friends for almost 2 decades or something
>only one game
>only 519 hours
>ywn play a game of csgo with nerman
Why even live?