Late night secrets/confessions thread. Dubs gets a secret from OP, trips leaves Sup Forums forever. Confide in me anons...

Late night secrets/confessions thread. Dubs gets a secret from OP, trips leaves Sup Forums forever. Confide in me anons, lift those weights off of your shoulder

I had missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation

Last night I "fell off the wagon" and ate a bunch of junkfood and drank nearly 10 beers (trying to lose weight)
Been sitting on the toilet all morning with painful diarrhea and stomach cramps...

10 beer?
fucking lightweight

Fuck I'm so glad you regurgitated that quote. See ya fam

my moms friend tried to fonger my moms friend in the back of my moms friend

Pints my friend.

Adios amigo, the triple 6's of Satan spawn you back to Hell. BE GONE!

What's a pint?

>What's a pint?
570 ml (20 fl oz).

I really wanna fuck my old teacher

What? 10 beers is a shit ton for anyone without a tolerance. I'm 145 and get buzzed off of 2 IPA's.

>be me 2 years ago
>girlfriendless, kissless, dateless faggot
>literally have been rejected all my life
>qt girl comes up to me and flirts with me, continues talking with me despite my quirks and retardedness
>we continue talking, but I never ask her out because she says she doesn't want a relationship/me being a fucking retard
>we start to facetime every night, play games together, get dinner, watch RomComs
>hell i even took out to prom our senior year of high school
>i finally ask her out
>she says maybe
>she then says no because she doesn't want us to break up and never talk again
>she says its fine for me to take a break
>i take a break
>messages me a day later, guilt tripping me back into talking to her
>no more nightly facetimes, no more romcoms,
>try to hook up with different girls, none work out
>she tells me how desperate she is for a bf
>i dont take the bait
>she gets tinder
>she matches up with one of my own friends
>she goes on 2 dates with him in one day, inviting me as a third wheel
life is fucking suffering. i love her with my heart, sure she can rip it out, but goddamn. all i've ever wanted is her, she is the girl for me, but im not the guy for her, i guess not anymore. i cant fucking get over her and im a fucking pathetic loser because of it

I carry the burden that I want to fuck my friend's wife. Everywhere I look I see her.

Same old story.

You made yourself her friend, not her boyfriend. She doesn't want to lose her friend, which you'll pathetically accept being instead of what you want.

So tell her she either starts gobbling your knob or she can eat shit. Cut her the fuck off if she doesn't appreciate you, and if you're not worth appreciating, then make something of yourself.

mental illness is chewing away, need outlets

In the shitposts channel of m friend group's discord, my friend said he'd post his anus if I post my tits. I posted tits and he didn't post anus because he didn't think I'd do it.
Only a couple of people were awake at the time and he deleted it in a few seconds, probably delayed so he could save it.
He confessed a crush for me the next day.

Tell that faggot he needs to post his anus.

fruit basket?

He *did* dm me pics of his ass but those cheeks were not spread

>be me, 15
>mom comes home drunk
>I watch her stumble around until she reaches her bed
>I move/push her around, see if there's any chance of her waking up

Now, I was at the prime of being a horny little fucker.
>I fondle her tits, didn't lift up the shirt though
>She's laying on her stomach, I mount her from behind
>for a split fucking second, I enter her pussy and I bust the biggest nut in my pathetic existence
>just fucking stay there. Realizing what i had done
>get some wipes, clean her off

Not going to lie, fingered her a bit.

>next morning, she acts like nothing happened

Bump

OP here, sweet dubs. Welp, here's my secret..

I was an addict for 6 years and no one around me knew. Not my friends, family, or girlfriend (currently fiance). My drug of choice was benzos in general, and I got up to taking 12 MG a day (6 bars) without it even phasing me. I was not able to stop cold turkey because benzo withdrawal can be deadly. It was absolutely terrible and I contemplated suicide many times. It took me 3 months to safely taper off and I am now 9 months clean! Unfortunately I can not share this accomplishment with anyone, so I am all alone in this battle. I still can't believe I was able to quit, I think about them every god damn day.

Good on you.

Take those memories, organize them neatly into a mental shoebox, then burn that shit in a raging firepit. METAMORPH INTO A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY AND BE FREE

I'm trying my dude! My life has never been better than it currently is.

That's great user, it's dangerous and difficult to work through addiction alone but I'm happy you made it out ok

Hell yeah user. Maybe one day you won't be alone in this battle.

try crack?

i want to die

Kek

I have you guys, people in my real life would judge me.

Judgment only matters if you let it matter. Your addiction is in the past. Whether you like it or not, you are who you are because of the past. It's definitely hard, I know. I carry a lot of crazy secrets with me and just started telling people that I care about/care about me. It will mean a lot to the person you tell and to yourself. Stay strong user.

Good for you dude i hope you're doing great i know how it feels when you cant share accomplishments

I appreciate the genuine advice user, but judgement does mean something to me unfortunately. I also don't want my mistakes to be a burden on anyone else but me.

Thank you man. So what's your secret?

I'm a perverted shitty excuse for a human being. I've cheated on my wife several times. Once was with her younger sister, who was a virgin at the time. I was abused as a child and saw my aunt and uncle have sex several times while I was left at their shitty trailer for days on end as a kid. Now my porn addiction is getting worse because I've started jerking solely to sissy porn. Two weeks ago I was on adderall and when my wife went to sleep, I made a post on cl and sucked a dudes cock. I'm trying to stop myself from watching porn and jerking off constantly but I fail again and again. I want to be a better person but I have a fucking darkness inside of me that can't be controlled at times.

my biggest secret is that im using drugs daily again. no one knows except my dealer. had been clean for years. and im about to be a father.

I totally understand. I hope you find peace.

A pint is 16 oz.....

We do dumb shit when we're horny af, and entering puberty.

>Be me, also around 14-15
>Older cousin allows me and other cousin to fondle her fat tits
>Later on, while she sleeps I make my way into bed with her
>Dry hump her till I start cumming
>Regretted it, but it felt great
>Sort of got addicted to it a little, was excited when I could spend the night with her
>Eventually stopped
>Years later the guilt of it hit me like a sack of bricks and I told my mom about it.
>Mom is cool and understanding, helps me through it.

I secretly wish for trips, op pls deliver

Tell her she either gets kinky and goes out to orgies with you and 3somes and shit or you'll bail.

Ask her out

Underated story, P A P A B L E S S

I want to die. But not just die. I want to be strangled to death mid sex. It's my ultimate fantasy and I feel fucked up for having it. But it's always been there in the back of my mind.

If you meant my cousin she's married with a kid and also got some major fucking issues. If you meant my mom, sorry hombre, these days incest stays in the pornosphere only.

What kind of issues?

Pretty sure she's some kind of sociopath. Self-centered and conniving. She puts on the facade of a ditz to fool her parents most of her life, but she's aware of what she's doing. Found out later on she as pretty promiscuous to begin with.

She's got no personal drive to get anything other than to get garbage wage to take care of her kid. Her husband is a cool guy but also has no drive to get a better job, all while blowing money on expensive tattoos n shit. So they're typically teetering the line of poverty and both too dumb and or lazy to change it.

Her brother isn't much better. Went too fast in a car one night and accidentally killed one of his friends in the crash, I think he might be getting out of probation soon. Can't seem to get through school no matter what. I swear he's mildly retarded. Still lives at home and bounces back and forth between two homely, fat chicks.

I feel for my aunt, she legitimately wished she never had kids.

i lie on the internet all the time.

im also a girl.