About to double team a slut with my boy. Waiting on her to shower and get here. Questions? Comments? Tips?

About to double team a slut with my boy. Waiting on her to shower and get here. Questions? Comments? Tips?

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Post photographic evidence and webms

hit her in the pooper

We both agreed to that. All I have right now are the screenshots of the texts between her and my friend.

We plan on trying.

Deck that bitch in the jaw to knock her out, brutally fuck her & then drive her home & put her in her bed and she'll think it was all a dream

not sure about that

We want it to be different from the first time when we did this.

...baseball bat?

Please get some pics of her feet/toes for me.
Also have fun man. Hope y'all fuck her good

She's never gonna show.

No. Come on, man. That's just weird. All we're about to do is spit roast some slut, nothing weird like that.

I wouldn't be surprised if you were right, but she does seem... excited about the prospect. We were only joking at first.

what made you decide to have a threesome with a friend as opposed to a one on one session with a girl? you implied in later posts that you have done this with your friend before (though that might have been for the purpose of humor) have you? and if so what draws you to doing it with your friend again?

be as honest about it as you want i do not judge and am not gonna just shout 'GAY'. i like the psychology of different sex dynamics, and when friends get involved I think it can be weirdly meaningful

Woah. That's a lot of questions. No, we haven't done this before, but we have had sex with different girls in the same hotel room at the same time.

We've been friends for a while, we're both drinking and sitting here, and this girl is a slut and wants it. And it's a story to tell. What would you do?

Alright, well I'll get some pictures for my Sup Forumsros.

>whoa thats a lot of questions

its three questions. you did ask for questions.

>and this girl is a slut and wants it
>and its a story to tell

but you wont tell us the story. you just say' were drinking and some slut wants it'. tell us how that even came up, how you brought itup, what happened.

>what would you do?

I'd have instigated this my self, but i enjoy mmf threesomes. i like to eat a girl out while a guys fucking her and feel his balls slap against my tongue.

but most men would say 'no im not gay, threesomes are gay, why have a threesome when i can just have sex with the girl by my self?'.

you cant make a thread to talk about how big a deal this is then act like its a casual thing that anyone would do.

Picture is her.

She was texting my boy, he fucks around with her sometimes. He, mostly joking, said "My boy is here so how do you feel about that?" She was into it. Since we've had that experience together in the hotel room, and have known each other forever and grown up together, we've already discussed that we would do this if we had the chance just to have the experience. So it looks like it is happening.

>since we've had that experience together in the hotel room

what?

Post them

Oh man, it would be epic if you fucked her wearing some kind of uniform and took pics

I meant what I mentioned earlier, us having sex with different girls at the same time in the same hotel room. It was a lo of fun, needless to say. It became a competition after a while.

Finger your Bros ass and ignore the chick

God, it would, but we have nothing at hand. Pics I can deliver, though. I don't care what this girl thinks, she isn't even my fuck buddy.

This. I know he wants to

Are you gonna go DA or DV?

I don't know what that means.

ah yes now i remember sorry.

interesting. what are the rules you guys have in place, if any? or is it more of unspoken rules?

Ew, i hate when my gay freiends did this faggy shit
There's no complexity to it, as you would so hope, to get your fantasy rocks off

It was worse when they were fat and ugly and try get details, like wanting me to give hypotheticals and what i thought of the guy in the situation etc, knowing they would tug their little 2incher to it later

Hence why i dont have gay friends anymore (that i know of).. not by discrimination, but by proxy of cancer elimination

DA double ass as in two dicks in an ass. DV as in double vaginal

basically hes asking if you will double penetrate one of her holes, by having your dicks in there at the same time rubbing against each other.

Post screenshots, moar pics of slut
Post at least one pic during so we know you were in that shit boi

We were planning on starting off with a spit roast. If she lets us, we might see if we can double fuck her, one in the ass, one in the vag.

I have no more now. My friend is going to ask for more now. He wants to know what you want a picture of.

You know damn well I will take pictures during.

got a webcam? livestream it.

faggot

i doubt shes planning ahead with an anal douche

words can hurt you know

this

You should both pick up scoutleader uniforms one day just to fuck with her head

You would be surprised, some of the girls we know.

Boobs, face if you can

just double vag it man. its a little gay, but it feels good.

I would hope so. That was some faggot shit you were saying earlier. and not in a gay way, just in a socially inept way. ie. Autistic Faggot

You should just be super respectful and follow her wishes

>i would hope so

She just sent this. She sent another, but I won't post her face until after.

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Nice

Dude ur fucking gay for even thinking about a devils threesome. Its only a matter of time before you have ur friends dick in your mouth. This is gay. Dont let anyone tell u different. The only acceptable 3 some is with 2 chicks. Youre in the closet for sure.

Are you two gonna compete and see who gets her pregnant?

We've been friends for all our lives, if we were going to fuck, that would honestly make things a lot easier. We would have done it by now.

Nah, we would probably co-dad that shit if it happened.

Here's a few more she just sent.

>shes still just sending pictures

yeah shes not coming

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She's coming at 4:30

but its 2:25 am

She looks 30 plus and worn out . Fair play either way .

Dude i dont care if you have known this dude forever. Its gay. Very fucking gay. And if ur not gay, then he is. You having a 3 some with a dude says a lot about you. Plus the pictures youve shared say a lot too. So youre fucking some old ass 40 year old bitch. Shes saggy and fat. Her legs are like tiny compared to the rest of her body. I dont even think i could fuck this chick one on one. Good luck realizing how gay this shit is after it happens.

do spectrums and kinsey scales just not exist? if you have anything even remotely homo erotic happen suddenly you want cock up your ass?

why does it matter to you?

Man, I wish I had a best friend like you.

So are we. We don't give a fuck.

You are just adorable. Someday you'll get laid too.

>tfw no bro to have lightly homo erotic moments with while raising our son together

"Double team a slut"

Life isn't porn, one of you will be cucked, whether you like it or not.

Not really, neither of us give a shit about this girl besides a piece of ass.

So we're just gonna ignore that she's suddenly changing races?

and your point is what?

Keep saying I'm gay, but you know if I post pictures later you'll fap to them religiously. You faggot.

Changing races? She tans sometimes. Can't you tell the difference?

Im the friend thats fucking this bitch with him tonight...if u cant be comfortable enougj with your own sexuality to get off by the same bitch at the same time, you probably need to either graduate high school or just stop fucking your own father. Either or...dont be upset with us your mom didnt swallow

Moar.

ITT: dude that doesnt realize hes gay. Lol.

Talking like a true priest.

Apparently these pictures prove how gay we are. Whatever. We are best friends and honorary brothers, we share. I wonder how many of these faggots calling us gay are virgin wizards.

Thanks for making my sex life look amazing fellas. Have fun slamming the pig and realizing ur just a couple of fags hoping ur tips touch and u make eye contact.

Well of im gay bring ypur sweet lil faggot ass over here and ill fuck you like the bitch you are. Love a lil sissy thats still in denial. Lemme show you whT youre missing

double teaming is gay. there is a hard dick in the same room as yours. its gay.

Pics or didn't happen.

I'm sorry, do you think you've never been in the same room as a hard dick before? Not even in high school? You have, and that makes you a faggot.

Feather and leaf tattoos really are the worst kind to get. They end up smearing really badly after only a few years, and all you're left with is an ugly smudge that looks like a caterpillar or a turd.

Come on, do you really think I give a fuck about her tattoos?

Its ok.we understand. Youre an r kelly ass trapped in the closet type bitch sissy faggot wanting to make fun of people that ACTUALLYhave a bitch that wants to fuck them...its ok...that guy named ron u want so bad will get back to you eventually. We underatamd. Youre heart broken...its ok. Admit it...dont cry...we know u aont had pussy since ur dad had you...

You'll have to excuse him, you guys know spics can't handle their alcohol.

Yes sir... Keep taking like that and I'm gonna start dripping

Excuse me?! The correct term is señor/a spic or border nig

The spic agrees, but we grew up together so my white ass claims certain rights while I'm with him. I speak more Spanish than he does, even.

Are you fucking her yet?

You mean "him". 3 some never happened so i just started fucking my friend.

She's just arrived guys, chill.

This is not me. I will make a thread later with pictures. Goodbye for now.