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オージー

マクロンちょっとヤバイんじゃない?
法人税減税、労働規制緩和、社会保障削減
安倍ちゃんと同じネオリベじゃないか反動でルペンよりも更にヤバいやつが出てくるぞ

*walks towards you*

アイノスピークジャッポン

京都かな?竹林いいね、乙(・ω・)b

それはカミツレさん

Are you talking about Peru?

代わりにどんな物をくれるのだろうか

筋トレをやっていて怪我した事がある
料理や皿洗いや掃除などは苦しい
それ以外は問題なし

Is it a problem for Japanese? There are lots of very short girls in your country, so I don't think it matters.

トイレか
高さの差を感じた覚えはない

The short subsidise the tall. You are eco-friendly so that I don't have to be. That makes you a cuck.

これ*

ビーフ

sianara

or ビーフン

conitchiwa

konnitiva

dostedt

What does "じゃん!" mean? I'm reading a manga and a girl starts her dialog with that. I know that it's like "isn't it" at the end of a sentence, but what does it mean as a standalone sentence?

チビだと言うとみんな必ず「もっと小さい女の子がいる」って言うのはなんでなんだ
男の方がチビではいけない理由でもあるのか
クソったれ

Tada!

join the official Sup Forums server
we need qt englishoo dialect in vocie chat today to make girls laugh and shiet
discord.gg/k4s6uwW

水まわりが低いと大変そうだよね。
私事だけど、家を新築したんだけどさ、
大工兼、設計士さんが身長190㎝だからなのか、最近の流行りなのか知らんけど、
ウォークインクローゼットのハンガーを掛ける位置が以前の家よりも高くて少し辛い( ; ; )

boring

>家を新築した
いいね
結婚でもしたのか

>ウォークインクローゼットのハンガーが高くて少し辛い
ちょっと不便みたいだな
ウォークインクローゼットは日本では普通になってるのかな

ちなみにご身長は何糎?

>男の方がチビではいけない理由
無いと思いまっす

...

this and the "respectful discussion of culture" rules are so fucking retarded, 99% of Sup Forums is flagrantly insulting other countries kek

ウォークインクローゼットは全然普通じゃない
広い家じゃないと無理なので日本ではちょっと田舎に家を建てないと難しい

古い家だったので建て替えた。
>ウォークインクローゼットは日本では普通
どうだろう、最近の家は多いかな?便利だね。
>ちなみに身長…
それは聞かないで下さい( ; ; )

da jia hao hong kong.

Hmmm..

jap?

youtube.com/watch?v=LEwYcYtLkZ4

足で使ってるのに これはまだ壁ドン?

>jap?
yes
are you native mandarin speaker?
in the near future is Hong Kong became will part of china? already Hong kong is china right?
i love Hong Kong's Cathay Pacific Airline. i often use it for the go to overseas.

壁というよりロッカーだな

...

じゃん! or じゃーん! mean like "here!" maybe.

why so mean peru

嵐山の竹トンネル
まあ、直指庵には必ず一人で行け
youtube.com/watch?v=id_Q43a-tQg

じゃないか=ではないか
付加疑問のように、訳す場合もあるが
多用な意味を持つ
疑問・反問・詰問の意を表す。じゃないか。 「誰か来たの-」 「さっきそう言った-」
「もしかして、ばんちゅが濡れているんじゃない(か)」疑問
「さっき、キスしたじゃない(の)」反問
「ベッドで続きをしようじゃない(か)」勧誘

かわいい女子後輩にですますされたい!

What are your dating standards?

この場合にはマンコに打った

それでは、近すぎて、ぱんちゅが見えない
高校時代、合気道の達人の女の子に、肩位にあげた手平を蹴ってみてとお願いしたら
30cmくらいの距離で顔をけられそうになったことがある
ぱんちゅ見えませんですた

先輩
顎が伸びてますよ
鼻毛も

マンコに撃ち込まなきゃ

種を打ったのか?なんて奴だ避妊させてやれや

wew

your thoughts on russian mac donald commercials?

マンコに打ったら 生理が早く来るかも。。。

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いけね
書き直すわ
じゃん(か)=じゃない(か)=ではないか

用例と意味は
「濡れてるじゃん」;疑問・確認 これは不可疑問のdon't youに近い
「あなたがばんちゅ脱がしたからじゃん」;反問
「じゃ、ベッドでしようじゃん」;勧誘

「とある魔術」に「じゃんじゃん、焼き肉焼くじゃん」というのがあるが、これは勧誘let's

ちゃんと中に撃ち込めば、生理は来ないかも
エロマンガ先生、見てる?

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>エロマンガ先生、見てる?
見てません、面白い?

フィンランド国旗なのに瑞典人
草生える

any girl that finds me atractive and interesting
my standards are low

thats not me

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how to filter this troll
put /(?:.|\r?\n){1000,}/ on

I'm not a target audience of them, I've never eaten at McD

今季は豊作だよ
武装少女マキャベリズム
つぐもも
恋愛暴君
も お薦め

>The first macdonald in Novobirisk opened in 2015
You had 2 years. Taste a damn big mac
It will change your life

電マって気持ちいいの?

Nah

are you vegan

あれで逝かない女はいない
テクなし男の最終手段
初心者は生理ナプキン等をクッションにしてみ
ただ、これを多用すると男はテクが磨けないし
女は弱い刺激では逝かなくなる

No, though I don't eat that much meat, I just try to eat healthily

OI LAD
Go outside and headbutt these twats

youtube.com/watch?v=etsr-l0AzhM

今気が付いた
電マを当てる女がいないことにね

>McD
is it common in russia?
or only used on internet?

I'm not him, but it's just a matter of time before China completely annexes Hong Kong as far as I hear on the news that the female politician got "democratically" elected to be the Chief Executive of Hong Kong.

Just made it up myself, people usually call it 'Mac' or 'MacDak' here

行政長官の問題ってガッツリ中国が絡んでるよな
親中派じゃなくて中国政府の人間なのに
香港が再び英国領になるのを強く望むよ
俺の目が黒いうちに日本の近くに英国領を作ってほしいね

>Dirty leftist already complaining about voting Macron
they have what they deserve

ねおりべ ってなんだ

>not much meat
>healthy

I still eat it, just not every day, maybe twice-thrice a week or so

>not two-to-three times per day

下関を英国領にすりゃいんじゃね

What's your typical daily meal plan?

Peru? If you think white women are bad, you should see asian women peru. They demand more than that peru. The best race of women are in your country peru, you need a latina housewife to cook you paella and tacos peru. Why can't you see how blessed you really are peru? Asian woman are awful peru.

How is the STI peru? does it sting when you pee peru? You should go to the doctor peru, right now peru.

Peru?

>meal plan

meat plan*

デスマスク?

ic thanks
i thought russian call Mcdonald's more like マクド than マック

Anybody in okinawa?

Why do a lot of artists throw random English words in their songs? It all goes in Japanese and then out of nowhere certain words are English for no apparent reason.
Do they just do it to make themselves look cool or something?

Yes, there are a good number of towns and cities full of people down there, and even some military bases.

>make themselves look cool ?
yes

what about Okinawa?

沖縄はマックだべ 多分
イントネーションの問題だから

マク↑ド↓
マ↑ック

オホーツク文化の継承者千島アイヌは
カムチャッカの南端までいた。
17世紀にロシアが布教していたので、
中千島くらいまでは正教徒だ。

they call Mcdonald's "Mcdonald's"

千島の領土問題で彼らが北海道に移住したため
北海道に正教会ができた。

アイヌはカムチャッカにもいて、
もしかするとアリューシャンにもいたかもしれない。

ブリティッシュコロンビアには
アリューシャンの部族と関連があるハイダ族というのがいて、
縄文アイヌに似てると言われる。
もしかするとカナダは本当に日本なのだろうか。。

~カナダは日本か~

yesterday I was feeling ok, no blood on urine and no pain
but today the symptoms are back

2 months ago I took an ultrasonography ,everything was normal so for sure I dont have cancer,
urine pee with blood is kinda scary
there are cheap hospitals near but good clinics are on the white sector of the city, I do not want to go there

>complains about how dangerous peru is
>refuses to go to the safe white part of peru to get an STI check

Where were you when peru died?

アラスカのエスキモー/イヌイットの人々の中にも正教徒が多いということだ