So I just ordered a fleshlight

So I just ordered a fleshlight.

I already feel more of a loser.

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what kind did you get? and did you read the reviews?

I have a girlfriend laying naked next to me and I want one.

Wait until you have to clean it. Just load the gun now...

You'll get over it

>actually cumming in a pussy

correct procedure is to pull out at the end and unload over a picture of your teacher or your sister

Tape it to a a desk fan, take your euphoria to the stars

Call this guy a nigger.
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Try cleaning one of these, fleshlights are easy by comparison.

I don't understand why people are made out to be a loser if they have a fleshlight.

Women have countless types of dildos, vibrators, anal toys and other shit to masturbate with. This is seen as socially acceptable and okay to have for a woman.

Men have their hand. Maybe if they are gay/bi they have a dildo, but in terms of pleasuring the penis all you have is your hand. Yet if you try to seek a little more pleasure and something different than using your hand you are seen as a loser.

Dutchfag

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jokes on you, I got one for free 8 years ago

>be female
>want more pleasure
>buy a massive dildo and a vibe for myself
>my decision is celebrated
>i am amazing

>be male
>want something more than my fist
>it has been instilled into me that using anything other than my fist makes me a loser
>stuck using my fist because society says i am a loser

:thinking:

thinking about copping this or the STU
>fleshie.com/stoya-destroya-fleshlight-review

which one did you get op?

Why did you buy a female-replica meathole instead of an obviously superior dragon hole, fox hole, dog hole, or horse hole.
Why didn't you go with a cheaper model like the travel-friendly model?

>anything other than my fist makes me a loser
didn't you get the memo? even that makes you a loser now.

This is not how you use a fleshlight, the proper way is you stick the flashlight on something like under your mattress and use your hip movement to pump

not OP but i have the stoya one, shits cash would recommend/10.

sauce on pic?

thanks
might cop both stoya and stu, fuck it.

Warm it up with water before you use it, just not too hot or you'll burn your dick. Have a bottle of good water-based lube handy.

>Warm it up with water before you use it
This, I always do it.

OP here, I got the Destroya becaus eof the reviews

I have two. I rarely use either of them. also i have a dildo that i have never used. That last one is thanks to Sup Forums.

Do you just dip the whole thing except the top in warm water? Or you take just the sleeve?

What's the difference between a fleshlight and a dildo? Dw user, it's not that bad
alway rember happy day

Last thing I enjoyed was a female human vagina 8-9 months ago. SO I'll take my chances with a replica of that

If any of you have a circumcised penis and you fap constantly but end up ordering a flesh light, train yourself to stop fapping and ONLY use the flesh light as your dick's skin is probably all fucked up from rubbing your dick forcibly a the time

In other words, if you feel like the fleshlight does not work for you then you absolutely NEED to STOP FAPPING in order to achieve the true goal of owning a fleshlight, which is to simulate sexual intercourse with a non-slut vagina although the flesight may not seem very fitting for small dicks (i have a 6 inch dick and the fleshlight makes me feel super inadequate)

Oh and let us take this moment to thank jewish people and their circumcision practices, only jews can think of something this fucking twisted to literally chop off important sexual glands in the penis' foreskin

Btw circumcision is kind of like the root of evil for jewish people, just think about it. Most of them are fucking circumcised

Just the sleeve.

onaholes feel like nothing

I work in the industry. They are good quality, however you are paying a premium for the name. "Zach & Mirri Make a Porno" was a godsend for them.
Only use water based lube, clean with preferably noncolored, nonscented soap.
IF you can find a girl to use it on you, at least once, take that trip. Edgelord AF, & way better than the usual "is she angry at me/it or just incompetent?" hj.
There's no shame man, women spend ridiculous amounts of $$$ on sex toys even though the ugliest, most unattractive woman could reliably get decent dick within an hour if she even half wanted to, and no one says shit, because its their "right" Fuck le double standad. Literally.

>real talk

The Stoya is undoubtedly the best fleshlight, but it accommodates upto 10", and is different all the way through.

Is a fleshlight worth getting @ 5.5"?

I'm getting really turned on. Does the cockring make it so you can't cum? The idea of a guy pumping his cock in and out of a toy only to never get release is so hot.
I wish that fleshlight was my mouth

I am uncut though.

faggot

>So I just ordered a fleshlight
Better start browsing /r9k/

The girl(s) that could use it for me live a couple of thousands kilometers away. Hence the fleshlight purchase.
Social life is shit, I don't even bnother meeting new people where I am.

Same, bougt the riley reid one. I bought it at night because I was insanely fucking horny at the time. Now, im actually getting used to cumming in it. Still doesnt feel like an actually pussy. But its pretty damn close.

Fleshlights are what's left of the molds when the dildos are cut out.

heh

dude i wish i had the fucking balls to buy something like that

anybody has a Sex In A Can?

i remember when these first came out. i showed a pic to a friend and i couldnt understand why anyone would make a "dildo holder".

*he couldnt

that is maybe not a bad use for it tbh

when you nut in it, forget to clean it and have fungi all over it and order a new one just to repeat the same thing all over again, THEN you are a loser.

I use the Fleshlight sex in a can. It looks like a can of beer. I have the butt, and the pussy. You can’t get them through the main website anymore, but there are still other sex stores that sell them.

Pros: Average length dick can experience the full length of the sleeve.

Cons: the can opening is pretty tight. I had to use sand paper to widen the opening. Now it just feels like a 12 year old’s pussy so it’s a little better now.

Man, is there ANYTHING more embarrassing than having to buy the same dildo and anal lube from Amazon on three separate occasions because your roommate keeps going through your personal belongings to find them and throw them out? I can't even fault him for it, sure it's homophobic of him not to respect my personal space just because he's mad there's something gay there, but come the fuck on, not wanting a dildo in your house is a totally understandable level of homophobia that I would expect from even the most reasonable straight person, and what would I even say about it anyway, "dude stop throwing away my dildo, i need it for my ass" god no i can already barely still look him in the eye on a daily basis as it stands, what do

Thiiiiiiis. So much this. Also side note my gf thinks my fleshlight is fucking hot. she's bi though so yeh.

Just don't get caught on camera with it. Your new japanese overlords will never let it go. Also be cautious of using it at night due to the sound

what's your girth?
all the reviews I read talk about "average" "normal" and shit, which isn't really helping to make a decision

I have an STU. Haven't tried anything else but it is mighty fine. Don't know how it could be better.

if you ever win a lottery, order a few thousand from china and fill his room up with them just like one of those office pranks

You don't have to be gay or bi to have a dildo either these days

You're a fucking faggot

Dude what the fuck? Throw out some of his shit see how that goes.

>responding to pasta
that being said if i were actually in this predicament that would be fucking great
but i'm not a fag so i wouldn't be

Maria Domark

Or buy the warmer.

lol, wut? Shove it up his ass next time he throws one out.

Best buy I've made in a long time, I got the mini-destroya (the Flight Pilot) and have been loving it. I cum so hard from it that I last longer with the GF now too.

>This is seen as socially acceptable and okay to have for a woman.
not really
men tend to see it that way but other women think you're a loser if you have one

conversely, women don't necessarily think men are losers for having fleshlights, it's mostly other men who think that

so really this is just another case of women's opinions on sexual matters being ignored to appease men

except ironically men are the ones it hurts

I’m a little over 6 inches in length. It’s been a long time since I measured girth, but I think I was a little over 6 inches in girth too.

I’ve had a couple of the regular Fleshlights, and they were fine, but the Sex in a Can ones are really great because you can really enjoy the full sleeve.

I’ve even used the sleeve without the can for a looser experience, and it was still really pleasurable.
Use a combination of water based lube, and when you want it wetter, spit in the end of the sleeve to add to the lube. That way you won’t go through lube so quickly.

>but other women think you're a loser if you have one
heard some nasty shit of women hating on other women when they disclosed to fapping/using toys, shiiit.
vicious.
oh, that's good. I've 5" girth, so that shouldn't be a problem.

how long does it take to dry after cleaning?

Also, don’t spend money on the Fleshlight warmer. Just wrap the sleeve in a heating pad on the lowest setting. Wait about 10 minutes and you’ll be set.

just fill it with lube and put it in the microwave for a minute

> It’s been a long time since I measured girth, but I think I was a little over 6 inches in girth too.
So just in the top 1% then

Just throw it in a slow cooker for a few hours.

>men tend to see it that way but other women think you're a loser if you have one
Eh? the missus recommends toys to her friends and the reverse and from most of the chicks I've known well enough to speak about it, not having at least one toy would be seen as uncommon/odd

If you like the cans, you will love the Pilot. Its a smaller version of the best-rated Stoya Destroya

They feel good for a bit but they loosen up pretty quick and cleanup is a pain. I've tried 3 different versions but they all eventually go into the trash.

Don't feel bad for wanting to improve your sexual health but honestly, just buy lube.

Or, just run the hottest tap water you have, fill your bathroom sink, and let it sit for 5mins.

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Takes about a day to sit dry. If you want to be a soldier, just blast it with COLD air from a hair dryer.

Rinse it out really well with cold water. Sperm doesn’t stick well when you clean with cold water. It has to do with some science shit. I usually just stick the end on the faucet and it blasts all the spooge out.
Let the sleeve dry outside of the canister.
Every now and then clean with some isopropyl alcohol, then rinse and dry.

I’ve had both of mine for over a year.

Every boy starting at puberty should be gifted one by someone.

How is cleaning a pain? I was apprehensive at first to buypme because of people like you saying it was a pain, but its no harder to clean than any other sleeve and it takes all of 2mins to clean properly in hot water. You legit need three things, Hot water, Mild soap, and cornstarch when you plan to store it.

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awesome, thanks!
I wonder how long I'm gonna last on my first try lol

I’ll try it! I was thinking of trying this one:

https // youtube com/watch?v=y_dSjPsLa5Q

Anyone try that one yet?

Not that one, I've used the Tenga 3D, but was sorely disappointed. I like high-suction, supposedly the flip doesn't have that

I'm planning on grabbing the Succu-Dry can from fleshlight next or the Quickshot, not 100% sure yet.

So smart must be Asian -- like yin and yank

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