G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I could kill you.

I have yet a bucketlist to fill.

that's nice.
how will you chose to murder me ?

Because I'm a coward, and that's just about the only reason

another way to see it, is your brave enough to live.
nice.
what are some of the things on it ?

Apart from rejecting God's provision for salvation through the sacrificial death of Jesus, suicide is the worst thing an unbeliever can do. This is so because there is no second chance for salvation after one's death. In the Book of Hebrews we read: ". . . it is appointed for men to die once, and after this comes judgment" (Hebrews 9:27).

good post.
thanks for sharing.
suicide bad.

Sauce?

i dont know man, if the person is unhappy and very lonely, wouldnt suicide be an option if he's been in that state for several years?

Hi OP good to see you again. Very nice selection of gifs again today.

Because I'm not a quitter.
And because I'm a masochist.

a porn film.
nah.
thanks bro.
hope all is well.
good for you
stick it out.

>stick it out
I'd rather stick it in, actually, but that's not gonna happen...

Because today's another day user

Why wouldnt htat be an option if he's in that state for several years, and is severly unhappy with his life, while ttryying to change hasnt worked..

My wife gave me a rimjob last night. In almost 13 years she has never touched me like that.

I'm not killing myself because it might happen again.

I have a birthday today. Turning 24. Thanks everyone!!!!

it is.
glad you enjoyed it and you and wifey found new ways of pleasure.

Happy birthday dude. Cheers

congratulation on another year of life user.that's nice of you user to wish him so.

thread dead already.

i just got ghosted by a girl yesterday.

neat. third time this year.

Because I'd have killed myself when I was at rock bottom if I was gonna. Seems dumb to give up just as I've started making things go a bit smoother in my life. Even if everyday is spent just focused on staying positive and getting a small amount of happiness from life here and there, that's still preferable to an eternity of never feeling anything ever again. I can always an hero if it turns out I'm wrong and life just continues to get worse. In the mean time I've taken up smoking as an escape plan; 60 year suicide is the idea.

bitches be tripping.
fuck em. get money.
nice dubs.
keep up the godo work user.

As someone who's been ghosted by a girl, I feel your pain brah. Seriously a shitty experience. But don't take it to heart man. They're the ones who lack the common decency of giving someone closure.

OP, can you recommend good porn tumblrs? Asking for a friend...

bet she's having an affair

One month into a new relationship with a QT3.1415 Chinese Girl. Had some nice morning sex, made breakfast, now at work on Sup Forums avoiding responsibility. Why would I want to die?

Nice. What do you do?

I thought about it. I was sick as hell for three weeks. I thought my body was shutting down and the only thing that made it stop was drinking. I was throwing up every day, I couldn't eat anything and I was slamming 600 ml of 90-100 proof vodka every single day.

I had a blood test done and my liver enzymes were 10 times higher than normal with a GGTP score (I have no idea what GGTP is) of 1,000.

One month later, my liver enzyme levels have been drastically reduced, by at least half and my GGTP is 400 now.

I've started eating healthy and only drink a couple nights a week and when I do, it's not very much. The last time I drank was two days ago, I had three beers and left.

I've decided that I want to keep living and not wake up miserable as fuck every day feeling like I'm one foot in the grave. So, I'm probably not going to kill myself because I feel like I've given myself a purpose. I'm getting back into freelancing, making and saving money and I'm repairing liver damage that my doctor told me couldn't be done.

Up this three weeks of feeling like death, I was a heavy drinker for 6 years. I thought it was the only way to get rid of anxiety but it was just making it far worse every day. Now that I'm not drinking at degeneracy levels, my anxiety is mild and manageable.

I used to do a lot of online dating because I lived in a small town. It happens, a lot. The last girl I met would go on three dates with guys, fuck them then never talk to them again. That's what her friend who contacted me out of the blue told me. That's just what she does and no one knows why. I've also had girls where I thought we were connecting, then they would just stop talking to me cold turkey with no explanation.

right, fuckem
nah i can't.
thats amazing man.
glad you got better user.
that's good you stop drinking so much.

The GGT score is high when damage is done to the liver. May I make a slight recommendation that you get a new doctor if they're telling you that cutting your overall GGTP in half is only a slight improvement in just a month's time? That's fucking huge and whatever you're doing is working. Your doctor is a moron if you're being told that your medical alcohol lab results being down by half is only a slight improvement in 30 days. Get a new doctor ASAP and invest in some 1,000 MG milk thistle supplement.

because ive popped 15mg of morphine in my arse and got some green

>Has a lot of work to do
>On Sup Forums instead
Me too. I work from home though as a freelance writer.

I just can't seem to find the motivation to get started on this 3,000 word report on Turkey's plans to draw more tourists into the country and stimulate the economy. I also have no idea why this client wants this done, seeing as they run a website catering to folding bicycles.

I was hoping to see you kill yourself you pathetic sack of shit

Why do you make this thread every fucking day?

what does morphine in the ass do?
are you a last minute do-er ?

great dubs.
how r u today?

>complains about one thread being made every day
>doesn't see the Catalog which is a 24/7 non-stop cringe fiesta of FB/IG fap and WWYD threads

well, taking it orally supposedly has a bioavailability of 20-40% and taking it rectally has about 35-70% but you could get a low reaction in the arse and a good reaction orally so ya never know tbh

agreed hard, all i ever see is really dumb fucked up shit now, Sup Forums 4 years ago was cancerous but it wasnt this bad defo

I told you before you retarded virgin NEET, kill yourself and stay the fuck off of my Sup Forums

nigga do you not remember porn threads? half the replies were SAUCE?

good reply.
wow.
cool.
but you have the drawback of having to put something in your butt.
unless you're gay and that's something your used to, sounds like a sucky way to get high.
classic Sup Forums was all CP i heard.
ok i will.
got sauce ?

not killing myself because me and my girlfriend are expecting our first kid after trying for 2 and half years with 3 misscarriages. so life is beautiful at the time. also signed my new work contract and bought myself a bmw m5 2016 sports edition, which will be ready in 2-3 weeks. so yeah lifes good atm

Still not 100% sure why I'm not. I want to, but it is kinda scary.

congrats user.
want a boy or a girl more?
glad you're alive.

Tonight I will impregnate my wife if dubs...

Been trying for this for well over a year and a half. Finally got dubs in one of these threads. Will deliver if the thread survives until tonight.

i want to get some more puss

lucky roll.
hope your boys swim to target.
lol. no additional requirements.
you got dubs.
make a baby.
g'luck with that.

Because of the current F1 season!

nope, we opted to not know till it's born, so we are buying everything unisex now

Even though my life is super shitty and I want to just be done with it now, there is one person in my life who needs me. And I can't leave her. No, it's not a gf or a wife. It's my best friend. And she credits me for being the most influential and important person in her life and always reminds me how much she needs me and hopes I am always there for her. She is lesbian, I have no chance of fucking her. And the only thing she doesn't know about me is how much i hate being miserable and that I want to kill myself. Sometimes I wish she would just disappear from my life so I would have nothing to stop me.

had a job interview yesterday

kids. your life is OVAH

I don't know why I haven't.

what's that ?
cool beans.
that's great user.
you should also want to live for yourself too.
g'luck bro.
how so ?
cause life is worth the effort ?

>cause life is worth the effort ?

Hasn't been so far.

could get better.
i mean look you were 2 away from trips.

Because I want to do it with a gun and don't have one yet.

What does 'ghosting' mean?

when a girl stops responding to communication from you (text/email/telepathy/smoke-signals/signs-written in blood on the side of her house/etc)

like you're chatting online or have been talking and she suddenly disappears
like a ghost

Because even though depression slowly crept in lately there is always plenty that makes life worthwhile. My best advice is to learn a new challenging skill and get totally involved in that.

This sort of happened to me as well, I stopped starting the conversation and now there is no conversation at all for a while.

Oh I see. Just don't get too attached I guess (stupid coming from a clinger like me)

>My best advice is to learn a new challenging skill and get totally involved in that.
good advice.
fuck bitches who do that.
fuck em.
good advice.

I rather live and make life hell for people around me instead of killing myself.
That way people share my endless suffering.

I guess today I'm not killing myself because last time I kill the myself I actually woke up in hell and the feeling there was 10x worse than my emotions and pain here on earth.

good idea.
how is that going so far, user?

Killed myself*
Fucking tablet

thread dead?

well you'd honestly know best then, and it is solid advice

it is solid advice.
also nice dubs.

thank
what are you up to today op?

just working.
about to hit the gym in a few.
what about you ?

thread death ?

Suicide is for people without imagination. I'm grabbing life by the balls.

I agree with you.
I'm also attempting to grab life by the balls.
#highfive.
not yet it seems.

nice
i'm home from my morning courses and going to start at some work

Don't try, just grab. The rest will follow.

because I've almost managed to get this girl to break up with her chad bf for me, if that won't work out then I've got plan.44

cool.
what courses you taking ?
fuck yeah. will do.
thanks for the motivation user.
g'luck.
what's plan.44 ?

...

oh....

dead thread?

yes

i agree. looks dead.

rip thread.