Would you let her blow you for 1000 $ ?

Would you let her blow you for 1000 $ ?

1000$ is cheap, i will pay 2000$

yes !

Yes. I used to do a bit of male escorting for elderly women a few years back. Easy money. In fact I bought Bitcoins with it and so hopefully it will all pay off.

How I see it is this - for a man at least - our bodies are our tools to which we earn money in one way or another. My dad works in drain cleaning and comes home stinking of shit every day for about £150 per day. So what if our body is used to earn money with sex? I'd fuck OP's woman for 10 minutes for as little as £200.00. Easy money.

anus

Sure, but I doubt she'd swallow.

Wouldn't cumming into her mouth break her neck tho?

>doubt she'd swallow
kek

Imagine slapping her ass

>Imagine slapping her pelvis
ftfy

10/10 this one

>imagine crushing her pelvis
Ftfy

Considering the circumstances that's a given. Would bubble wrap work? Is there any hope at all for this not ending in a hospital?

Yes, just bury her afterwards.

Safest bet is getting her in the water. Any sudden jerks might end up in a fracture as her bones are probably more fragile than a 200 year old

Would you kiss her and grab her ass ?
Also put your finger in her butthole ?

You don't toss away such a rare gem after just one go, user.

Captcha "micro cemetery", fucking jewgle.

yes

I would cut a small opening in the skin and blow her

this is better

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Yeah, summer is fucking my shit up and i do not really mind some wind on my body.

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bitch looks like casey neistat no

Old women pay you to fuck them? Do they get wet or do you need lube?

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Impossible, can't get it up for something like that

you can let her lick your limp dick for 10 minutes and then spit on her face